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'''Christopher Paul Whitney reveal''' is a video | '''Christopher Paul Whitney reveal''' is a video leaked to [[YouTube]] by [[CWCki]] user Dinglebear on 30 [[August 2011]]. Part of the [[Calling Out]] series, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of [[Alec Benson Leary]] a day ahead of schedule, then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking him by [[Random Access Humor|beatboxing]], [[Chris_and_health#Diet_and_nutrition|eating a cheap microwave pizza]] (something significantly less healthier than even 'a whole block a cheese'), and [[Chris and hypocrisy|calling Alec fat]] whilst assuring everyone he's [[Chris and reality|thin]], an inverse of when he justified his own [[obesity]] as proof he was the real Chris as opposed to [[Liquid Chris]] the year previously. Infamously, the "rev-yellation" turned out to be fake, as Alec's "dox" turned out to be the dox of cult food eater Fatman (and even then, most of the identifying details were inaccurate). | ||
This was the final video Chris made before his father [[Bob]] died on 6 [[September 2011]]. He would not upload another video to YouTube featuring himself on camera until [[I Love You, Catherine]] on 4 [[October 2014]]. | |||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Christopher Paul Whitney reveal | | name = Christopher Paul Whitney reveal | ||
| | | ytid = s8wuTuzw-84 | ||
| stardate = 30 [[August 2011]] | | stardate = 30 [[August 2011]] | ||
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}} | | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Other|[[Obesity|Food]]}} | ||
| style = {{Smug|text}} | | style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = {{ | | saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Asperchu|text}} | ||
| shirt = | | shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Response to ADF]] | | previous = [[Response to ADF]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
===Transcript=== | {{quote|His interest include: hot tubbing, video games, retirement, Etsbots, folk music, theft and fraud.}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
[[File:ChrisPizza.gif|right]] | |||
'Tis another fine day | 'Tis another fine day...for REVEALING! 'Cuz I have not heard 'nything from [''applies pedo-glasses''] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [''Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV''] | ||
Alec Benson Leary. | Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul "[[Obesity|Fatman]]" Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas--San Antonio, Tetsas. Age: 36. [[Chris_and_money#But_wait.2C_Chris_isn.27t_employed.21|Unemployed and on welfare!]] His interest include: hot tubbing, [[video games]], retirement, [[HEXBox|Etsbots]], folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics, and dip. Aannnnd [''operatic''] ''eating onliiiiine!'' | ||
He's responsible for Asperchu, Asperpedia, and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of Sonichu and--and Asperchu somewhere else. | He's responsible for [[Asperchu]], [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and--and Asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shins and and what not. | ||
Yeah. | Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and, guess what, eating online! And recently, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNvycLxEKro he ate a whole block a cheese!] [''operatic''] ''A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEEEEEESE!!!!'' | ||
'' | [''MC CWC breaks it down'']<br /> | ||
Ah-ah, ah-ah, oh yeah!<br /> | |||
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!<br /> | |||
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!<br /> | |||
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!<br /> | |||
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!<br /> | |||
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!<br /> | |||
Oh, yeah!<br /> | |||
And now for the salt on the wound! [[SpaghettiRoutine|I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time!]] To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed | And now for the salt on the wound! [[SpaghettiRoutine|I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time!]] To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed microwaveable pepperoni pizza! And [''brandishes can of Nestea''] un can of ''teeeea!'' Let the fiest begin! | ||
'' | [''Chris devours the pizza, munching on it for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera, enjoying the hell out of that pizza''] Cheesy goodness, within the crust! ''[Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel, and drinks his Nestea''] Mmm, that was ''good!'' | ||
[[Obesity#Denial| | [''MC CWC brings the remix'']<br> | ||
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!<br> | |||
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!<br> | |||
Oh yeah, but a big difference!<br> | |||
[[Obesity#Denial|He's ''fat!'' Iiiiii'm THIN.]]<br> | |||
And believe it or not, he's even fatter than [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! ''[Chris mimes a balloon being popped]'' Stay tuned. | And believe it or not, he's even fatter than [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! ''[Chris mimes a balloon being popped]'' Stay tuned. | ||
==Fatman's Response== | |||
It was later proved that Fatman was not Alec, and that he was telling the truth about his true identity (Christopher Paul Whitney). Much like Chris, Fatman also has an internet cult following, as he has made hundreds of videos in which he eats vast quantities of food on camera, argues with his parents, finds the light of god and in several occasions vomits on himself while taking a bath (seriously, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkKuvAJJ1O8 it's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M8vcEWwRUM fucking] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWrjq_4H7HQ nasty]). | |||
{{Infobox/video | |||
| name = CWC is a dumb ass | |||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xRTb8prczg8}} | |||
| stardate = 14 [[January 2012]] | |||
| saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Asperchu|text}} | |||
}} | |||
In addition to "CWC is a dumb ass", Alec also posted a video to Ustream (now IBM Cloud Video) of him eating a stick of butter in which he called out Chris. This video has seemingly been lost to time. | |||
===Transcript=== | |||
[''pause''] Hiiiii, folks! Fatman here again, and I just wanna say...that Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass, folks. And he's a dumbass 'cause he thinks I stole some [[Sonichu]] shitty characters or he thinks I'm Alec Benson Leary but I ain't no Alec Benson Leary, my name's Christopher Paul Whitney, folks. And I live in Rutland, Vermont, not San Antonio, Texas. This guy is such a fuckin' dumbass, folks, oky-day? And um, and uh he's a dumbass and uh, I did not steal his "Sonichu" and I am not Alec Benson Leary, I am Christopher Paul Whitney. So in conclusion: Christian Weston Chandler is a dumbass. And he should stop being a fucking idiot. Until next time, aussie dossie. Bye now. | |||
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{{Calling Out}} | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-30 r]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-30 r]] | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:39, 11 February 2024
Christopher Paul Whitney reveal is a video leaked to YouTube by CWCki user Dinglebear on 30 August 2011. Part of the Calling Out series, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of Alec Benson Leary a day ahead of schedule, then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking him by beatboxing, eating a cheap microwave pizza (something significantly less healthier than even 'a whole block a cheese'), and calling Alec fat whilst assuring everyone he's thin, an inverse of when he justified his own obesity as proof he was the real Chris as opposed to Liquid Chris the year previously. Infamously, the "rev-yellation" turned out to be fake, as Alec's "dox" turned out to be the dox of cult food eater Fatman (and even then, most of the identifying details were inaccurate).
This was the final video Chris made before his father Bob died on 6 September 2011. He would not upload another video to YouTube featuring himself on camera until I Love You, Catherine on 4 October 2014.
| Christopher Paul Whitney reveal | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Food
|
| Performance Style |  Smug,  Crazy
|
| Saga |  Calling Out,  Asperchu
|
| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Response to ADF |
next SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD |
| “ | His interest include: hot tubbing, video games, retirement, Etsbots, folk music, theft and fraud. | ” |
Transcript
'Tis another fine day...for REVEALING! 'Cuz I have not heard 'nything from [applies pedo-glasses] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV]
Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul "Fatman" Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas--San Antonio, Tetsas. Age: 36. Unemployed and on welfare! His interest include: hot tubbing, video games, retirement, Etsbots, folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics, and dip. Aannnnd [operatic] eating onliiiiine!
He's responsible for Asperchu, Asperpedia, and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of Sonichu and--and Asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shins and and what not.
Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and, guess what, eating online! And recently, he ate a whole block a cheese! [operatic] A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEEEEEESE!!!!
[MC CWC breaks it down]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, oh yeah!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Ah-ah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh, yeah!
And now for the salt on the wound! I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time! To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed microwaveable pepperoni pizza! And [brandishes can of Nestea] un can of teeeea! Let the fiest begin!
[Chris devours the pizza, munching on it for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera, enjoying the hell out of that pizza] Cheesy goodness, within the crust! [Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel, and drinks his Nestea] Mmm, that was good!
[MC CWC brings the remix]
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, Aussie-Dossie!
Oh yeah, but a big difference!
He's fat! Iiiiii'm THIN.
And believe it or not, he's even fatter than Surfshack Tito! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! [Chris mimes a balloon being popped] Stay tuned.
Fatman's Response
It was later proved that Fatman was not Alec, and that he was telling the truth about his true identity (Christopher Paul Whitney). Much like Chris, Fatman also has an internet cult following, as he has made hundreds of videos in which he eats vast quantities of food on camera, argues with his parents, finds the light of god and in several occasions vomits on himself while taking a bath (seriously, it's fucking nasty).
| CWC is a dumb ass | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 14 January 2012 |
| Saga | Calling Out, Asperchu
|
In addition to "CWC is a dumb ass", Alec also posted a video to Ustream (now IBM Cloud Video) of him eating a stick of butter in which he called out Chris. This video has seemingly been lost to time.
Transcript
[pause] Hiiiii, folks! Fatman here again, and I just wanna say...that Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass, folks. And he's a dumbass 'cause he thinks I stole some Sonichu shitty characters or he thinks I'm Alec Benson Leary but I ain't no Alec Benson Leary, my name's Christopher Paul Whitney, folks. And I live in Rutland, Vermont, not San Antonio, Texas. This guy is such a fuckin' dumbass, folks, oky-day? And um, and uh he's a dumbass and uh, I did not steal his "Sonichu" and I am not Alec Benson Leary, I am Christopher Paul Whitney. So in conclusion: Christian Weston Chandler is a dumbass. And he should stop being a fucking idiot. Until next time, aussie dossie. Bye now.
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