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Revision as of 22:46, 30 January 2011
JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV was a video leaked on 08 August 2010. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his Parappa shirt on his head.
History
In May 2010, Chris attempted to join the CWCki as JenkinsJinkies. After he wrote the infamous Coffee Place article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary troll and invited to join the "inner circle" at Trollin Train. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.
It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen year old boy.
| JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 08 August 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The White Trash
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| Other |  Leaked
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| “ | I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked. | ” |
| Chris on the making of this video | ||
Transcript
To - For Clyde Cash, and for everybody else on the CWCki... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because... he is a lazy slob, the money is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for this money, damn that - damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us males! He should be friendly to us males. It... really ticks me off. [Grunt]
Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent a nice email XXX the comics, and then, uh, he did not reply, so then I sent him a list [?] of curses, and then I pretended to be, you know, a whole bunch of other companies like XXX such, XXX.
Anyway, [Raises right hand] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [Lowers hand] and everybody else at the CWCki documenting information on Christian Weston Chandler.
I'm sorry I have been taking so long to do this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in X house and they promise not to tell my family X. But of course, you know also I have trolled him myself XXX Boston X South Virginia. As I have created the famous Burger King page [?]
Thanks very much, Clyde Cash rules.
[Walks off screen]