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For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit. | For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit. | ||
==Analysis== | |||
This poem has one of the highest concentration of lies ever seen from Chris-Chan. Nearly every sentence of this fail-fest is a lie. Chris suggests that he [[30 Push-Ups|has the strength to carry of full grown woman in his arms]], the can [[Monthly Tugboat|provide for her]], he [[Vivian Gee|listens to her]], and that he would [[Sarah Jackson|be loyal to her]]. In Chris's defence, he wasn't lying about one thing: he would be nothing without a woman (of course, he would be nothing with a woman as well). | |||
This poem also gives us a brief glance of the inner workings of Chris's perverted, autistic mind. This poem appears to be written to impress some potential [[heartsweet]] out there who just may just want to tickle Chris's [[duck|fancy]]. In reality, all it does is serve to prove how fixed Chris is on [[hanky-panky|sex]]. [[Audiobooks|Companionship my ass]]. | |||
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| “ | I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. | ” |
| "Tickle her fancy"? Where did he learn his innuendo for oral from, Leisure Suit Larry? | ||
For My True Love, I Would… is a poem by Chris, written on 30 December 2007. This poem provides early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex.
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For My True Love, I Would…
A message from what’s left of my heart and soul,
by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007
For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at McDonalds, then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.
Analysis
This poem has one of the highest concentration of lies ever seen from Chris-Chan. Nearly every sentence of this fail-fest is a lie. Chris suggests that he has the strength to carry of full grown woman in his arms, the can provide for her, he listens to her, and that he would be loyal to her. In Chris's defence, he wasn't lying about one thing: he would be nothing without a woman (of course, he would be nothing with a woman as well).
This poem also gives us a brief glance of the inner workings of Chris's perverted, autistic mind. This poem appears to be written to impress some potential heartsweet out there who just may just want to tickle Chris's fancy. In reality, all it does is serve to prove how fixed Chris is on sex. Companionship my ass.