Clyde Cash
| “ | Yer butt's gonna be in trouble | ” |
| Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. | ” |
| The Bible on Clyde Cash | ||
Clyde Cash (alias Gregg Mays - that's Gregg with three g's) (04 July 1976 - 22 May 2009) was the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He was the former leader of The Miscreants. His close friend is Bryan Bash and his cousin is Vivian Gee.
He's back.
Acts of grievances
Clyde's first act was to rape Panda but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal. Then, he posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, Clyde managed to gain access again.
It was around this time that Takashi Tezuka and Jay Z were doing their Animal Crossing game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as Shigeru Miyamoto to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with Reggie Fils-Aimé, they created the Miyamoto Saga.
Julie set up a Mumble chat in which Chris could communicate with true and honest Sonichu fans. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
After that, he sent out his trusted Jew friend to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The Jew turned Robert Simmons V into a troll and infiltrated the church. He then stole Chris's one and only date, Emily.
When Ivy came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and killed herself.
Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the PSN a few times. But then Jack Thaddeus did him one better...
And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.
On 23 May 2009, Clyde was found lying in a pool of blood, dead from (possibly) committing suicide with a shotgun (though foul play has not yet been ruled out, due to Chris's recent death threats). He is survived by his cousin, Vivian Gee.
Some folks say they see Clyde's and Ryan's spirit haunting the world together. The Miscreants are totally not keeping up appearances if you see Clyde anywhere...
In the comic
In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh. Apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris, he has only appeared on CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero, officially Sonichu Special 1. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a "slander ray."
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After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance for some reason. Chris is not very pleased.
When not battling Liquid Chris for the hand of Kacey, Chris spends his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, alias Gregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into shape and a desire to frighten Clyde with his bulging muscles.
See also
External links
- Gregg's YouTube account
Clyde's YouTube account- Post-date conversations (part with Clyde begins at about 4:35)
- Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never Before Seen Footage)