Nudes

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It's as horrifying as it seems.

On several occasions, nude photographs and screencaps showing Chris's uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his genitals, have leaked onto the Internet.

History

The first nudes were obtained by Lordsillynipples, a troll posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart Blanca Weiss. They hit the Internet on 11 September 2008 and were quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid duck with a crude cartoon of Sonichu on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.

In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures. However, he was foolish enough to take them in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of Rosechu visible in the background.

21 September 2008 saw the release of webcam-snapped photos showing more of Chris's penis. On 25 September, they were followed by a series of sex videos Chris recorded at the behest of his would-be sweetheart PandaHalo. These featured Chris masturbating and employing the fapcup, and gave the world a good look at the joint in his duck for the first time. Even more masturbation videos hit the web two weeks later, on 6 October 2008.

Chris's blow-up doll sex tape, For Julie's Eyes Only, is perhaps the most famous exposure his body has ever received. It was leaked on 20 February 2009. It came close to being equaled on 16 April 2009, however, when Chris recorded a series of videos for his new sweetheart Ivy where (among other things) he stripped naked, danced in his shower, and spanked himself on camera.

After the CWCFlyingElephants video, leaked on 27 April 2009, Chris's naked body did not reappear on the internet for nearly two years. Unfortunately, it did not leave us for good. He showed off his duck once again (to what he believed was a limited audience) in the Cwcsicle clip, leaked in March 2011, and more bare flesh followed a month later in the Tomgirl Pictures.

Meanwhile, potential sweetheart Jackie persuaded Chris to make two more NSFW videos. In Little Tomboy Blue, Chris performs a striptease, showing his cleavage and jiggling his ass. And in what might be his most disgusting video (although the competition is stiff), Cakefarts features his chocolate-covered butt and semi-erect duck, with the bend apparent. Both videos were apparently produced in July 2011 and released to a rapturous public in February 2012, on Chris's birthday.

Coming out as a transgender lesbian in mid-2014 required Chris to reevaluate his genitalia, and he proudly showed off several modifications to his sweetheart Catherine and other gal-pals. In September he pierced his taint, dubbing it the un-clit, and we got to see one of the few remaining parts of Chris's body which he had not yet revealed. Around the same time he took photos of his crotch to demonstrate how he tucks his junk with a red dildo harness.

Drawn nudes

On many occasions, Chris has drawn crude images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For more information on these images, see Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. Read and weep at your own risk.

Gallery of horrors

Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit. Also, the less these are viewed at work, the better.

The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's limp. Plus, the bend isn't as obvious. The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity in accordance with international law. This was sent to a straight woman, because straight women are turned on by men's asses. Where Chris stores his medallions. In all its cut glory. Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video. Mother of God....... It is unknown whether drawing Sonichu on his penis was Chris's or lordsillynipples's idea. Chris using the Fapcup. The aftermath from using the Fapcup. Notice how navy is still dripping from his shrunken duck. Chris in his mother's panties, apparently for Blanca's benefit. Another. Yet another. Screencaps from a webcam video shot in the Chandler's filthy kitchen. Chris's ass of terror, part of a video for Vanessa. Chris slips and almost seriously injures himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower. Guess he's a shower, not a grower. Chris spanks himself and films it as an apology to Ivy. Chris is also forced to wear a diaper for Ivy, but winks to make it sexy. Topless, but not medallionless. One of the tomgirl images. Technically not nude--he's wearing a banana hammock. Another sexy tomgirl photo, as seen by millions on MTV. Chris's taint piercing, the un-clit. A few weeks later, and the piercing is rejecting. Chris demonstrating how he tucks his duck, with bonus un-clit.