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'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''peeps and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.
'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''peeps and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|got this phrase]] from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.


Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".
Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".


It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet and intelligent little girl (attending school and writing in a diary at four years old, no less), her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night, at one point demanding he stay quiet so he can enjoy Jackie's sweet, wet [[china]] in peace. As such, it's another example of Chris's [[JERKS|misandry]].
It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet and intelligent little girl (attending school and writing in a diary at four years old, no less), her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night, at one point demanding he stay quiet so he can enjoy Jackie's sweet, wet [[china]] in peace. As such, it's another example of Chris's curious [[JERKS|misandry]] in action.
 
At the end, the minifigs of Jackie and Chris are in bed, and Chris cannot resist miming [[Hanky-panky|the inevitable]].


Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.
Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.
==Video==
==Video==
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{{quote|Reginald's been a messy lil' babychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops!}}


=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
'''Narrating:''' Okay, here's another story, in all its love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children. That's, uh, Reginald. This one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby, the younger brother. This'll, this'll double as table and uh, beds, during their respective times. So, on with the show. I'm at home, and my wife's coming home from work.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>''[High pitched voice]'' Hi honey, I'm home!


'''Narrating:''' Okay, here's another story - in all its love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show. AnIhome. And my wife's coming home from work.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[''Normally''] Oh hi, sweetheart, how ya doin'? How was your day at work?


'''Jackie:''' ''[High pitched voice]'' Hi honey halhome!
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Oh, it's been good.


'''Chris:''' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>I'm just, I'm happy to see you made it home safe. [''Kissing sound'']  


'''Jackie:''' Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe. [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yes. Anyways, journalism is very hard.


'''Chris:''' Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today?


'''Jackie:''' Aw, we - aw, I meant... you... oh - my article got printed, it got very huge responses!''
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Aw, we, aw, I meant, you, oh, my article got printed. It got very huge responses!''


[''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over'']
[''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over'']


'''Chris:''' Really.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Really.


'''Jackie:''' Yes! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yeah! But unfortunately they let off, they laid off Wilkinson at work.


'''Chris:''' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>They laid off Wilkinson? What'd they do that for?


'''Jackie:''' 'Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>'Pparently he just wasn't keepin' up!


'''Chris:''' Oh. That's a shame.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Oh. That's a shame.


[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']  
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']  


'''Jackie:''' So, how're the kids?
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>So, how're the kids?


'''Chris:''' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Christian Weston Chandler|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was [[14 Branchland Court|terrible mess]]. [[Chris's room|Terrible mess]]. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>They're doin', they're doin' okay. You know, they're just play-, they're just playing. Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Christian Weston Chandler|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|peeps n' poops]]! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom. It was a [[14 Branchland Court|terrible mess]]. [[Chris's room|Terrible mess]]. I had to clean all that up, and of course I had to change all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too, when he needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Jackie falls asleep.''] Anyway though, they're doin' okay.


'''Jackie:''' So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>So how's uhhwubde-dinnerbeready?


'''Chris:''' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Yes. Dinner will be ready in a few, in about fifteen minutes, so you can go uh, get your, you can go put your things away and uh, come to dinner.


'''Jackie:''' Alright.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Alright.


''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''
''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''
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''[Table and chairs are set out]''
''[Table and chairs are set out]''


'''Chris:''' [[Burger King|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']  
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[[McDonald's|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']  
 
[''Offscreen''] Ah shoot, which ones did I say? Ah, the blue one's Reginald, the orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.


[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.
'''Narrating:''' Hm! So anyway, we just finished up dinner.


'''Narrating:''' Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Mmm, that was delicious, dear!


'''Jackie:''' Mmm, that was delicious dear.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Why thank you. It was a, it was a specialty I had learned from the uh, home imp-, from the uh, food channel. New recipe: [[Giant_Penis_Comic|Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.]]


'''Chris:''' Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. [[Giant Penis Comic|Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.]]
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Myeah, it was very good!


'''Jackie:''' Myeah, it was very good.
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Bububububoobee! Th!


'''Reginald:''' Bububububoobee! Th!
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places.


'''Chris:''' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places...
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy, can I go my woom now? I want to play somethin'. I want to go write my diary and, y'know, get ready for bed soon.


'''Crystal:''' Daddy, can I go my woom now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soon.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Okay [[sweetheart]], Okay Crystal, you go, you go take care of yourself.


'''Chris:''' Okay [[sweetheart]], y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself.
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Thank you, daddy!


'''Crystal:''' Thank you daddy!
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dababubudee!


'''Reginald:''' Dababubudee!
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh, dinner table and all that.


'''Jackie:''' I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Okay.


'''Narrating:''' Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed...
'''Narrating:''' Alright so, I take care of the dishes. Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada. And then a lil' while later, I go upstairs to tuck the children in bed.


'''Crystal:''' Daddy, that was a very lovel- very nice story you read to me.
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy, that was a very lovel-, that was a nice story you read to me.


'''Chris:''' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal.


'''Crystal:''' Daddy, will i be-do you know what I might be when I grow up?
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy? Do you think, do you know what I might be when I grow up?


'''Chris:''' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>No. What do you think you might be when you grow up?


'''Crystal:''' I thiink, I want to be a [[Women's Rights|ballerina dancer]]. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police pers- police woman]]. I'm still undecided.
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>I think I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police pers-, a police woman]]. I'm still undecided.


'''Chris:''' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>That's alright, you might, you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Good night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl.


'''Crystal:''' Goodnight!  
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Goodnight!  


'''Narrating:''' Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in.
'''Narrating:''' Now we tuck Regin-, and now we tuck Reginald in.


'''Reginald:''' Dabadabadabadubu!
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dabadabadabadubu!


'''Chris:''' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight, little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight.


'''Reginald:''' Dubehbedubuh.
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dubehbedubuh.


'''Chris:''' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already. I hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.


[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.
[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.
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''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]''
''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]''


'''Narrating:''' And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow?
'''Narrating:''' And now I meet my wife in bed.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Mmm. So what's up for, what's up for tomorrow?


'''Jackie:''' Well I got another case to report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Oh, I got another case to report. They got me doin', they got me doin' a trial with uh, some, with some, against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so, took it up on that.


'''Chris:''' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Alright. Mmm. I got my, I got, tomorrow's shopping day. I have to deal with the uh, have to deal with uh, little Reginald crying in the back seat with me, so Crystal will keep him calm.


'''Jackie:''' That's good...
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>That's good.


''[Chris begins to [[rape|do the inevitable]], but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]''
''[Chris begins to do the obvious, but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]''


'''Chris:''' So, you wanna do it?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>So, you wanna do it?


'''Jackie:''' Yeah, why not. ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' Oh yeah, you do it good. ''[Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds]'' Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yeah, why not. ''[Chris pushes the minifigs together]'' Oh yeah, you do it good! ''[Chris begins to bang the figures together, [[Obesity|the sheer force of which breaks the bed]], in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds]'' Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, awhwww, good, goin' great.


'''Chris:''' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>You did good.  


''[Chris, avoiding the previous tragedy of getting the figures on the bed, just drops the minifigures on the floor.]''
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yay!


'''Narrating:''' The e-
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Ah, goodnight. Sleep tight.
 
''[Chris, noticing that the bed has been destroyed, just drops the minifigs on the floor.]''
 
'''Narrating:''' The e--
 
==Fan videos==
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| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|youtube-yOOPpKUBgUQ}}
| stardate      = 26 [[October 2010]]
| maker          = posthumanfetus
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| type          = Remix
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-chan And Jackie -- No Children
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|FD4yVblye3M}}
| stardate      = 25 [[October 2010]]
| maker          = 8x13Wolf
| type          = ''Moral Orel'' parody
}}


==See also==
==See also==

Latest revision as of 05:47, 11 February 2024

PlayingHouse is a video Chris uploaded on 25 October 2010. In this video, Chris plays with some LEGO people like a pedofork. Most notably, he points out the peeps and poops of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the Family Guy episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.

Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he lies around at home, "taking care of the children".

It is interesting to note that while "Crystal" is portrayed as a sweet and intelligent little girl (attending school and writing in a diary at four years old, no less), her little brother "Reginald" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night, at one point demanding he stay quiet so he can enjoy Jackie's sweet, wet china in peace. As such, it's another example of Chris's curious misandry in action.

At the end, the minifigs of Jackie and Chris are in bed, and Chris cannot resist miming the inevitable.

Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with camerawork and lighting, it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.

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PlayingHouse
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“ Reginald's been a messy lil' babychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! ”

Transcript

Narrating: Okay, here's another story, in all its love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children. That's, uh, Reginald. This one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby, the younger brother. This'll, this'll double as table and uh, beds, during their respective times. So, on with the show. I'm at home, and my wife's coming home from work.

Jackie: [High pitched voice] Hi honey, I'm home!

Chris: [Normally] Oh hi, sweetheart, how ya doin'? How was your day at work?

Jackie: Oh, it's been good.

Chris: I'm just, I'm happy to see you made it home safe. [Kissing sound]

Jackie: Yes. Anyways, journalism is very hard.

Chris: Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today?

Jackie: Aw, we, aw, I meant, you, oh, my article got printed. It got very huge responses!

[Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over]

Chris: Really.

Jackie: Yeah! But unfortunately they let off, they laid off Wilkinson at work.

Chris: They laid off Wilkinson? What'd they do that for?

Jackie: 'Pparently he just wasn't keepin' up!

Chris: Oh. That's a shame.

["Children" slide in front of the screen] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [Lego figures appear unfazed]

Jackie: So, how're the kids?

Chris: They're doin', they're doin' okay. You know, they're just play-, they're just playing. Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom. It was a terrible mess. Terrible mess. I had to clean all that up, and of course I had to change all of his diapers too, when he needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [Awkward silence. Jackie falls asleep.] Anyway though, they're doin' okay.

Jackie: So how's uhhwubde-dinnerbeready?

Chris: Yes. Dinner will be ready in a few, in about fifteen minutes, so you can go uh, get your, you can go put your things away and uh, come to dinner.

Jackie: Alright.

["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]

[Table and chairs are set out]

Chris: Dinnertime! Numnumnumnumnum! [Lego figures join table]

[Offscreen] Ah shoot, which ones did I say? Ah, the blue one's Reginald, the orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Narrating: Hm! So anyway, we just finished up dinner.

Jackie: Mmm, that was delicious, dear!

Chris: Why thank you. It was a, it was a specialty I had learned from the uh, home imp-, from the uh, food channel. New recipe: Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.

Jackie: Myeah, it was very good!

Reginald: Bububububoobee! Th!

Chris: Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places.

Crystal: Daddy, can I go my woom now? I want to play somethin'. I want to go write my diary and, y'know, get ready for bed soon.

Chris: Okay sweetheart, Okay Crystal, you go, you go take care of yourself.

Crystal: Thank you, daddy!

Reginald: Dababubudee!

Jackie: I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh, dinner table and all that.

Chris: Okay.

Narrating: Alright so, I take care of the dishes. Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada. And then a lil' while later, I go upstairs to tuck the children in bed.

Crystal: Daddy, that was a very lovel-, that was a nice story you read to me.

Chris: I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal.

Crystal: Daddy? Do you think, do you know what I might be when I grow up?

Chris: No. What do you think you might be when you grow up?

Crystal: I think I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police pers-, a police woman. I'm still undecided.

Chris: That's alright, you might, you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Good night! [Fumbles with toy] Oops. ["Kisses"] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl.

Crystal: Goodnight!

Narrating: Now we tuck Regin-, and now we tuck Reginald in.

Reginald: Dabadabadabadubu!

Chris: ["Kiss"] Mmm, well you sleep tight, little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight.

Reginald: Dubehbedubuh.

Chris: Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already. I hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]

Narrating: And now I meet my wife in bed.

Chris: Mmm. So what's up for, what's up for tomorrow?

Jackie: Oh, I got another case to report. They got me doin', they got me doin' a trial with uh, some, with some, against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so, took it up on that.

Chris: Alright. Mmm. I got my, I got, tomorrow's shopping day. I have to deal with the uh, have to deal with uh, little Reginald crying in the back seat with me, so Crystal will keep him calm.

Jackie: That's good.

[Chris begins to do the obvious, but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]

Chris: So, you wanna do it?

Jackie: Yeah, why not. [Chris pushes the minifigs together] Oh yeah, you do it good! [Chris begins to bang the figures together, the sheer force of which breaks the bed, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, awhwww, good, goin' great.

Chris: You did good.

Jackie: Yay!

Chris: Ah, goodnight. Sleep tight.

[Chris, noticing that the bed has been destroyed, just drops the minifigs on the floor.]

Narrating: The e--

Fan videos

Chris Chan Playing With Legos (ZOMG XXX ACTION HOTT NSFW)
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Chris-chan And Jackie -- No Children
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See also

Chris's other videos

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