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[[Image:AlbumCover.jpg|right|thumb||ORIGINAL MUSIC (DO NOT STEAL)]]
[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys, sans Christian.]]
The first album released to the public by [[CWC | Christian Weston Chandler]], "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" is a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]!<br>The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock too!<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]<br>Rockin' in the atomic!<br>And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together<br>Singin’ with his soul!<br>His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''


Available on CD and 180gm vinyl.
'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' was a "virtual band" formed and fronted by [[Chris]]. In his head, helping him compose the [[Chris and music|music]] was [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the rest of the gang; in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there wasn't a band. The albums consisted entirely of Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful [[parody]] lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music, which, according to him, qualifies as new and unique compositions.


==Release==
==The boys in the band==
[[Image:CrudeCHBCover.jpg|thumb|right|A crude pre-release version of the album cover.]]
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]


Sadly, due to lack of promotion and the fact it's impossible to hear Chris's voice over the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in Estonia). Despite the relative failure of the album, Beatles producer Sir George Martin is rumored to have committed suicide to avoid being asked to produce the follow up "Hedgehog Boyz In Da Hood".
The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].


==Video clips==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps [[guitar]] ([[Chris and Art|thanks, Chris]])
*[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard


A promo clip was recorded for [[So Need a Cute Girl]].  
In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}


==Tracklist==
==Albums==
#[[So Need a Cute Girl]]  
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
#[[Sonichu's Zip]]  
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
#[[A-U-T-ISM]]
To date, they have released two albums, both to rave reviews and much fanfare:
#[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]
 
#[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]
*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'' ([[2003]])
#[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]
*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'' ([[2009]])
#[[Feel So Lonesome]]
{{clear}}
#[[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]
 
<br/>
==Singles==
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear (created by Chris, at the very least).
 
==Reimagining==
[[File:July25ConcertArtwork.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Zaps]]
 
For the July 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser, a fan commissioned a drawing of the band. Chris updated the name to reflect his [[transgender]] identity to "Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Zaps".<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]]</ref>
 
Chris also expanded the band to be inclusive to women. The band members depicted are [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christine Chandler]] (lead vocals), [[Wild Sonichu]] (fish guitar), [[Punchy Sonichu]] (drums), [[Cryzel Rosechu]] (moral support), [[Sonichu]] (weird yellow thing), [[Rosechu]] (dance), [[Blake Sonichu]] (synthesizer), and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] (tambourine).
 
{{clear}}


==Links==
==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
Image:Pinkfanta.png| Pink Floyd edition
</gallery>


* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XTB2EO5E Download the CD]
==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4D3339C7BB379460 Songs available on YouTube]
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys] (Working link as of 14 December 2020)
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!] (Working link as of 14 December 2020)
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]


[[Category:Characters]]
==See also==
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

Latest revision as of 20:11, 7 January 2024

The Hedgehog Boys, sans Christian.
Shadow! Black Sonichu!
The dark half can rock too!
Sonichu and Sonic
Rockin' in the atomic!
And the leader who put the band together
Singin’ with his soul!
His name is Christian Chandler!
from "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme"
For their self-titled album, see Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album). For their theme song, see Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme.

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys was a "virtual band" formed and fronted by Chris. In his head, helping him compose the music was Sonichu and the rest of the gang; in reality, there wasn't a band. The albums consisted entirely of Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful parody lyrics about his shitty life over copyrighted pop music, which, according to him, qualifies as new and unique compositions.

The boys in the band

Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide and general debauchery.

In the 2009 incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by Wild (on bass) and Punchy (on drums). Layla Flaaffy also joined as stage manager.[1]

Albums

First album cover
Second album

To date, they have released two albums, both to rave reviews and much fanfare:

Singles

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over YouTube for "It's All Coming Back To Me" and "Holding Out For A Hero" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "Revive Zordon" appear in Sonichu #10, but a musical version has yet to appear (created by Chris, at the very least).

Reimagining

Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Zaps

For the July 2021 Everfree Northwest fundraiser, a fan commissioned a drawing of the band. Chris updated the name to reflect his transgender identity to "Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Zaps".[2]

Chris also expanded the band to be inclusive to women. The band members depicted are Christine Chandler (lead vocals), Wild Sonichu (fish guitar), Punchy Sonichu (drums), Cryzel Rosechu (moral support), Sonichu (weird yellow thing), Rosechu (dance), Blake Sonichu (synthesizer), and Bubbles Rosechu (tambourine).

Gallery

The Beatles edition

External links

See also

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

References