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In these two videos, uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], [[Chris]] provides a tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a [[fail|disaster area]]. Several rooms are so full of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|shit]] that Chris literally cannot enter them.
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The '''Tour of [[Chris]]'s [[14 Branchland Court|House]]''' consists of two videos, both uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], in which Chris provides a tour of his house and property. Such a video had been requested by both [[BlueSpike|Julie]]<ref>[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]</ref> and [[Ivy]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> Like his own room, Chris's entire house is filled with junk; several rooms are so cluttered Chris cannot enter them,


Sometime in late [[August 2009|August]] Chris's parents found out about the video and [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|hilarity ensued]].
Sometime in late [[August 2009]], Chris's parents found out about the video. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Hilarity (and tard rage) ensued]].


==Inside==
==Inside==
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{{quote|My family is a bunch of pack rats…}}
 
===Transcript===
 
[''drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall'']
 
Ow.
 
[''grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen'']
 
[''Natalie Imbruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while'']
 
[''finally picks camera up'']
 
Still recording?!
 
[''starts tour'']


I’d say-- well, that was the, uh… path room. [?] I have to fix the door.
{{quote|My family is a bunch of pack rats...|Chris utters the understatement of the century.}}


Um… here’s ''a'' bathroom. I take my shower in here ''often''. Uh… use some… [[Axe]] and… Head & Shoulders.
=== Transcript ===
[''Video begins with him immediately dropping the camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall behind a stack of junk.''] Oh. [''grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen. [[wikipedia:Natalie Imbruglia|Natalie Imbruglia]]'s "[[wikipedia:Torn (Ednaswap song)|Torn]]" plays in the background for a while before he finally picks the camera up''] Still recording?!


Bathroom sink… and a ''commode''.
[''starts tour''] I’d say, well, that was the, uh...craft room. I have to fix the door. Um...here’s a bathroom. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I take my shower in here often]]. Uh...use some...[[Axe]] and...Head & Shoulders. Bathroom sink...and a commode.


Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play cards in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work.
Got a card t-table there...that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna...play [[card games|cards]] in my room or something...or when I wanna do some work.


This is the ''kitchen''. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-- it’s a bit of a ''mess''. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a ''pizza'' or wash ''dishes''. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.
The kitchen. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-, it’s a bit of a mess. But at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|pizza]] or wash dishes. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.


And… this ''was''… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… ''mess''.
And...this was...the living room. Again: before we...cluttered it up with so much mess.


And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door.
And...go downstairs. Here’s the front door.


Goin’ outside. See some of it.
Goin’ outside. See some of it.


Here’s [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]. [''uses a baby-talk voice''] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!
Here’s [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler|Kitty]]. [''uses a baby-talk voice''] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!
 
Mmm… go downstairs further.


This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often.
Mmm...go downstairs further.


Yep.
This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often. Yep.


[''sighs loudly in a tone of despair''] My family is a bunch of pack rats…
[''An episode of what appears to be'' [[wikipedia:Dr. Phil|Dr. Phil]] ''is playing in the background; Chris sighs loudly in a tone of despair''] My family is a bunch of pack rats...mmm...downstairs bathroom. Not much goin' on in here.


Mmm…
And then, another hallway.


Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here.
The utility room. There’s a...washer and dryer...[''The [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" red and blue striped shirt]] can be seen''] and a hallway right outside...the door.


And then, ''another'' hallway.
[''speaks in whispers''] This was the family room, before it got cluttered and stuff.


The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… and a hallway right outside… the door.
Hi, [[Bob|Pop]]!


[''speaks in whispers''] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff.
[''Bob says "Hello, my son!"'']
 
Hi, [[Bob Chandler|Pop]]!
 
Bob: Hello, my son!


What’cha up to?
What’cha up to?


Bob: Goin’ to the city. [? its something that ends in an -y sound]
[''Bob replies "Goin' to pee."'']


Okay. Goin’ outta here!
Okay. Get on outta here!


[''Bob says something that’s unintelligible'']
[''Bob says something that’s unintelligible'']
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Okay!
Okay!


And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad viewing television… uh, a little bit of ''comfort''. And… he sleeps alone on that bed over there.
And...nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for...my dad viewing television...uh, a little bit of comfort. And...he sleeps alone on that bed over there. [''shakes camera, then stops recording abruptly'']
 
[''abruptly stops recording'']


==Outside==
==Outside==
 
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{{quote|Got bats in our belfry.}}
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===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===


Alright. So, we’ve seen the inside, so… let’s take a look outside and… [''uses a baby-talk voice with his cat''] ''let the kitty come in!'' She wants to come in! Huh, [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]? [''Kitty comes inside as Chris heads outside''] See ya later!
Alright. So, we’ve seen the inside, so… let’s take a look outside and...[''uses a baby-talk voice with his cat''] ''let the kitty come in!'' She wants to come in! Huh, Kitty? [''Kitty comes inside as Chris heads outside''] See ya later!


Yep. Some of the front yard. Uh, it’s… a bit of a cloudy day.
Yep. Some of the front yard. Uh, it’s...a bit of a cloudy day.


[''groans weakly''] A branch hit my ear.
[''groans weakly''] A branch hit my ear.
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This is the front of the house.
This is the front of the house.


[''exhales loudly''] This would be my father’s-- some of my father’s ''day lily garden''. More beautiful… during the ''summertime'', but the flowers have not yet bloomed.
[''exhales loudly''] This would be my father’s, some of my father’s ''day lily garden''. More beautiful...during the ''summertime'', but the flowers have not yet bloomed.


Uh… my father’s… garden shed. He comes out here and listens to, uh… music on ''warm days''. Got all that good stuff in there. Got a swing in there. A swing.
Uh...my father’s...garden shed. He comes out here and listens to, uh, music on ''warm days''. Got all that good stuff in there. Got a swing in there. A swing.


Uh… ''a'' side of the house. Got bats in our belfry.
Uh, ''a'' side of the house. Got bats in our belfry.


We got more stuff around here.
We got more stuff around here.
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There’s an arboretum.
There’s an arboretum.


Uh… that would be the workshop. Uh… again: or-- at least it used to be a workshop before… the inside got cluttered with… more junk.
Uh, that would be the workshop. Uh, again: or, at least it used to be a workshop before...the inside got cluttered with...more junk.


And… more flower beds look bare in the summer time.
And...more flower beds look bare in the summer time.


We have a ''hill''. It’s a hill. How would you say “a hill”? It’s a hill!
We have a ''hill''. It’s a hill. How would you say “a hill”? It’s a hill!


Uh… can’t see the front of the-- uh, the front door… of the, uh, workshop clearly because it’s ''cluttered''.
Uh… can’t see the front of the, uh, the front door...of the, uh, workshop clearly because it’s ''cluttered''.


This is the back of the house. Gotta have a back porch. That’s cluttered, too.
This is the back of the house. Gotta have a back porch. That’s cluttered, too.


That’s our, uh… ''gazebo''.
That’s our, uh...''gazebo''.


I just tripped over a ''branch''.
I just tripped over a ''branch''.
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[''sighs''] I could see it better if we didn’t have so many ''trees!''
[''sighs''] I could see it better if we didn’t have so many ''trees!''


This is Patty’s ''pen''. My dog. Yeah, God rest her soul, God… ''bless'' her soul.
This is Patty’s ''pen''. My dog. Yeah, God rest her soul, God...''bless'' her soul.


Down here a little bit. Yeah… we buried her right there next to the gazebo! And… there’s her doghouse! Yeah, this branch… fell down from… that tree. Uh… it’s too heavy to pick up.
Down here a little bit. Yeah, we buried her right there next to the gazebo! And...there’s her doghouse! Yeah, this branch...fell down from...that tree. Uh...it’s too heavy to pick up.


That would be the, uh, ''back door''… but… that door’s cluttered with stuff, so we can’t go in ''that'' way.
That would be the, uh, ''back door''...but, that door’s cluttered with stuff, so we can’t go in ''that'' way.


There-- there’s a tractor. And… ''cars''.
There-, there’s a tractor. And...''cars''.


And, uh… ''oh, yeah''… there’s the, uh… arch where I sat down and… did that fun little picture of me and Patti sitting together.
And, uh...''oh, yeah''...there’s the, uh, arch where I sat down and...did that fun little picture of me and Patti sitting together.


Is that our cat? Hi, [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper_Chandler|Scamper]]! What’chu doin’ over there?
Is that our cat? Hi, [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper_Chandler|Scamper]]! What’chu doin’ over there?
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[''switches back to his normal voice'']
[''switches back to his normal voice'']


And, uh… in the distance there, that’s… our ''mailbox''.
And, uh, in the distance there, that’s...our ''mailbox''.


Just an ''old'' mailbox. It’s painted, but… it lost the paint due to weather.
Just an ''old'' mailbox. It’s painted, but...it lost the paint due to weather.


Anyway… that’s our house! Hope you enjoyed, uh… a little bit of a ''tour''. Have a good day.
Anyway, that’s our house! Hope you enjoyed, uh, a little bit of a ''tour''. Have a good day.


And, uh, unless you’re invited-- ''unless'' you’re invited, ''no trespassing''.
And, uh, unless you’re invited, ''unless'' you’re invited, ''no trespassing''.


Again: that’s our house.
Again: that’s our house.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House II]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]


==References==
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Latest revision as of 11:39, 19 September 2024

The Tour of Chris's House consists of two videos, both uploaded on 27 March 2009, in which Chris provides a tour of his house and property. Such a video had been requested by both Julie[1] and Ivy.[2] Like his own room, Chris's entire house is filled with junk; several rooms are so cluttered Chris cannot enter them,

Sometime in late August 2009, Chris's parents found out about the video. Hilarity (and tard rage) ensued.

Inside

Tour of Chris's House - Inside
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Stardate 27 March 2009
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“ My family is a bunch of pack rats... ”
Chris utters the understatement of the century.

Transcript

[Video begins with him immediately dropping the camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall behind a stack of junk.] Oh. [grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen. Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" plays in the background for a while before he finally picks the camera up] Still recording?!

[starts tour] I’d say, well, that was the, uh...craft room. I have to fix the door. Um...here’s a bathroom. I take my shower in here often. Uh...use some...Axe and...Head & Shoulders. Bathroom sink...and a commode.

Got a card t-table there...that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna...play cards in my room or something...or when I wanna do some work.

The kitchen. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-, it’s a bit of a mess. But at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a pizza or wash dishes. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.

And...this was...the living room. Again: before we...cluttered it up with so much mess.

And...go downstairs. Here’s the front door.

Goin’ outside. See some of it.

Here’s Kitty. [uses a baby-talk voice] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!

Mmm...go downstairs further.

This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often. Yep.

[An episode of what appears to be Dr. Phil is playing in the background; Chris sighs loudly in a tone of despair] My family is a bunch of pack rats...mmm...downstairs bathroom. Not much goin' on in here.

And then, another hallway.

The utility room. There’s a...washer and dryer...[The "Classic" red and blue striped shirt can be seen] and a hallway right outside...the door.

[speaks in whispers] This was the family room, before it got cluttered and stuff.

Hi, Pop!

[Bob says "Hello, my son!"]

What’cha up to?

[Bob replies "Goin' to pee."]

Okay. Get on outta here!

[Bob says something that’s unintelligible]

Okay!

And...nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for...my dad viewing television...uh, a little bit of comfort. And...he sleeps alone on that bed over there. [shakes camera, then stops recording abruptly]

Outside

Tour of Chris's House - Outside
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Stardate 27 March 2009
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Saga JulieJulie Julie, IvyIvy Ivy
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“ Got bats in our belfry. ”

Transcript

Alright. So, we’ve seen the inside, so… let’s take a look outside and...[uses a baby-talk voice with his cat] let the kitty come in! She wants to come in! Huh, Kitty? [Kitty comes inside as Chris heads outside] See ya later!

Yep. Some of the front yard. Uh, it’s...a bit of a cloudy day.

[groans weakly] A branch hit my ear.

This is the front of the house.

[exhales loudly] This would be my father’s, some of my father’s day lily garden. More beautiful...during the summertime, but the flowers have not yet bloomed.

Uh...my father’s...garden shed. He comes out here and listens to, uh, music on warm days. Got all that good stuff in there. Got a swing in there. A swing.

Uh, a side of the house. Got bats in our belfry.

We got more stuff around here.

There’s an arboretum.

Uh, that would be the workshop. Uh, again: or, at least it used to be a workshop before...the inside got cluttered with...more junk.

And...more flower beds look bare in the summer time.

We have a hill. It’s a hill. How would you say “a hill”? It’s a hill!

Uh… can’t see the front of the, uh, the front door...of the, uh, workshop clearly because it’s cluttered.

This is the back of the house. Gotta have a back porch. That’s cluttered, too.

That’s our, uh...gazebo.

I just tripped over a branch.

[sighs] I could see it better if we didn’t have so many trees!

This is Patty’s pen. My dog. Yeah, God rest her soul, God...bless her soul.

Down here a little bit. Yeah, we buried her right there next to the gazebo! And...there’s her doghouse! Yeah, this branch...fell down from...that tree. Uh...it’s too heavy to pick up.

That would be the, uh, back door...but, that door’s cluttered with stuff, so we can’t go in that way.

There-, there’s a tractor. And...cars.

And, uh...oh, yeah...there’s the, uh, arch where I sat down and...did that fun little picture of me and Patti sitting together.

Is that our cat? Hi, Scamper! What’chu doin’ over there?

[uses a baby-talk voice with his cats]

Yeah. There’s Lucy. Hi, Lucy.

Yeah. Hi, buddy! What’cha up to?

Hi, Lucy! Lucy, Lucy! Pretty baby!

Hi, buddy! Just wandering about, aren’t you? Yeah.

[switches back to his normal voice]

And, uh, in the distance there, that’s...our mailbox.

Just an old mailbox. It’s painted, but...it lost the paint due to weather.

Anyway, that’s our house! Hope you enjoyed, uh, a little bit of a tour. Have a good day.

And, uh, unless you’re invited, unless you’re invited, no trespassing.

Again: that’s our house.

See also

References

  1. ↑ IRC (15 December 2008)
  2. ↑ Ivy Q&A
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