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{{quote|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].
{{quote|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].


You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do [[Anger|isn't even funny]]. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your [[Crash into slumber|daily lives]] [[Creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[internet]]. Seriously? This <nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki> was [[Liquid Chris|dried up]] years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] [[Chris and health|It's sick.]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM]]. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris|hypocritical basement-dwelling]] [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and empathy|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERK|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having [[My Little Pony|empathy and compassion for them]].
You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do [[Anger|isn't even funny]]. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your [[Crash into slumber|daily lives]] [[Creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was [[Liquid Chris|dried up]] years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] [[Chris and health|It's sick.]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM]]. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] [[Basement Rosechus|basement-dwelling]] [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERK|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having [[My Little Pony|empathy and compassion for them]].


[[White knight|I used to be like you morons]], [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a [[Life Upgrade|life]] now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all [[Noviophobia|made an effort]] to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[Julie|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].
[[White knight|I used to be like you morons]], [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a [[Life Upgrade|life]] now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all [[Noviophobia|made an effort]] to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[Julie|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].


Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Prostitute|whore]], but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even [[JULAAAY|writing your own commentary anymore]].
Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Prostitute|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even [[JULAAAY|writing your own commentary anymore]].


[[Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.|Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.]]|William Elliot Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE.}}
[[Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.|Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.]]|William Elliot Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE.}}

Revision as of 05:42, 9 August 2013

“ Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement.

You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING.

Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.

Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.

”
William Elliot Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE.


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