Chris and...

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Not quite as perfect as his Mary Sue.

There are topics about Chris on almost everything, and through his catalog of videos and encounters with others, trolls and bystanders have learned a lot about Chris as a person. In these articles, there are frequently occurring or significant topics. These articles explain Chris's traits, skills, and lifestyle.

...his lifestyle

Chris's lifestyle is chaotic, to say the least.

  • Health: Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health.
  • Money: It's obvious that Chris himself has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on luxuries, and more recently, alcohol and make-up.
  • Sex: Chris has never had sex, and is constantly preoccupied by this.
  • Fashion: Chris's fashion sense is very strange. He wears an assortment of clown shirts, bought from Goodwill.

...his state of mind

Chris has many emotional problems, resulting in said lifestyle.

  • Psychology: Chris's views of psychology are hostile at best. He refuses to get professional help.
  • Reality: is the universe from which Chris is quite detached, possibly due to his Autism and other disorders.
  • Hypocrisy: Doesn't have a working moral compass.
  • Anger: One of Chris's fatal flaws is his anger.
  • Ego: Another is his ego, which makes him very unsympathetic at times.
  • Remorse: Chris occasionally expresses remorse, but it's usually insincere.

...his skillset

Chris has a variety of hobbies, but YMMV on how good he is at them.

  • Camerawork: Chris's approach to camerawork of all kinds is rather abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or video work.
  • Music: When it comes to music, Chris's taste is eclectic, confusing, and awe-inspiring. His own musical talent leaves much to be desired.
  • Cosplay: He doesn't put a lot of effort into cosplay, usually buying supplies at Wal-Mart.
  • Spanish: Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics. He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, Ricardo.

...his comic

Chris uses his other skills in the Sonichu comics.

  • Art: Chris's art resembles a 4th grader's. It hasn't improved at all since he started Sonichu.
  • English: His grammar isn't that bad, compared to YouTube comments and the like, but he messes up from time to time.
  • Writing: Chris's actual writing is marked by many flaws that have persisted throughout his creative output.
  • The industry: Chris has had numerous aspirations to work in creative industries. However, he elects not to find out how these industries actually work.
  • Copyright: Like with many things, Christian Weston Chandler has a very faint idea of copyright, and the effects of the copyright law.
  • Censorship: Our autistic hero is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and his work. This has led to him censoring out various comments and remarks from trolls and innocent bystanders alike.

...other people

Finally, Chris has a lot of trouble understanding others.

  • Death: Death is something Chris doesn't comprehend. When faced with the loved ones of someone who passed away, troll or not, Chris shows no real empathy.
  • Race: Chris's views on race are a little backward. Even if he unintentionally learned them from his father, he has acted on them too.
  • Negotiation: When dealing with Chris, trolls often experience a unique form of negotiation. Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.
  • Sexism: His opposition to sexism boils down to allowing stripping and reinforcing gender roles.
  • The law: For such a good citizen, Chris has had many spats with the the law.
  • Internet: It is said that about 2,000,000,000 people are connected to the internet today. One of those is Chris, the internet's battered girlfriend who always comes back for more.


Chris and...

Body: DrugsFashionGenderHealthNutritionSex

Psyche: CopingManipulationMental healthcareNostalgiaReality

Personality: AngerEgoHypocrisyKindnessNegligencePersonalityRemorseStress

Expression: ArtCensorshipEnglishLanguageMusicOratorySpanishWriting

Society: ContestsDeathThe LawPoliticsPornographyRaceReadingReligionSexualitySocializationSports

Business: Brand loyaltyBusinessCopyrightMoneyNegotiationWork

Technology: CamerasElectronicsThe InternetScienceTelevisionVideo Games