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Quote-unquote of the Now “ Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. I pray for you and your respective significant other have a safe and enjoyable, if not lovely, time together. The things everyone does for love and companionship. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Twitter

dont go,uh,gropin anyone tonight, im meebzorkin

Begging Counter uh... w**d, uh, poop Article of the Now Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real?

Da Update It is currently February 2025. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. 6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart. 1 February - Chris posts "The Autobots of Cwcville," a long essay, on his blog. 18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First. 11 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe. 1 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler. Recently Uncovered Info 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor 25 December - Letter to Santa from December 2002 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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