Death threats

An evil man, plotting evil deeds.

Contrary to his claims of kindness and patience, Chris often goes on about how much he hates someone, or wants someone to suffer. In these rants, Chris occasionally crosses the line, and lets slip the fact that he honestly wants someone to die, often as horribly as possible. These death threats have become increasingly common in recent months.

Means of delivery

On a few occasions, Chris has dedicated special time and energy to immortalize his desire to kill in his comics. In these works, the person Chris wishes to destroy is often depicted as a purely evil villain, hellbent on the destruction of our innocent manchild hero. While these are much more noticeable than his other threats, they are also more infrequent, as Chris is lazy, and often unwilling to dedicate the time and energy to hurting his enemies in fiction. This list does not include real people who have been fictionalized and then assaulted by Chris in the comics, but rather, actual people who Chris has actually threatened.

The majority of Chris's cries for blood are delivered via YouTube videos. Compared to murdering somebody in a comic, raging into a camera is very easy, and it allows Chris much more opportunity to scream and shout like the child he is.

Targets

To date, 6 people have angered Chris so much that he has began publicly calling for their immediate demise. These individuals are listed as follows.

Jack Thaddeus

On Christmas day 2009, Chris uploaded a video aptly titled "Kill De Jack", making public his great desire for Jack to die. Oddly, he never actually physically demanded that Jack be murdered in the course of the video, spending most of his time bitching about the homosexual ads that Jack had placed on the CWCipedia.

“	And to go back to the current topic, Kill de Jack Thaddeus.	”
Chris, changing topics.

Chris verbally stated his intent to murder Jack on 26 December 2009. Then on the 27th Chris uploaded another video, where he switched it up by demanding that Jack save Chris the trouble, and kill himself. These demands that Jack and Clyde murder themselves soon became the norm, showing up in videos,blog entries and scattered about on the CWCipedia. Needless to say, Jack continued to refuse to kill himself.

Unable to slay his enemy in the real world, Chris returned to his old revenge proxy, the Sonichu comics. In Sonichu 10, Chris trapped Jack and Clyde on top of the 4-cent-garbage building, and then assaulted it with powerful soundwaves, compromising the building's structural integrity, and effectively dooming everyone inside it to death and dismemberment. Jack and Clyde, unable to escape the crumbling tower opted to throw themselves down the elevator shaft, rather than be crushed under the rubble, proving once and for all that Chris is more than willing to slaughter hundreds just to get back at someone who was mean to him on the internet.

Jason Kendrick Howell

Jason bleeding to death on the cold ground.

The creator of the ED page that brought Chris into the limelight has been the target of Chris's impotent cries for blood several times. The most notable instance of this is in Sonichu 8, where Chris depicted him being slashed, electrocuted and face raped. It even gets stated outright that the assault was fatal, and that the only reason Jason was alive was due to "dark powers". Whether these powers are Jason's own psychic ability, or some malevolent force that merely wishes to see Jason suffer longer, is left ambiguous.

Chris also tried to play the personal army game against him with a video. While most of the message fell in line with the general "please troll this person instead of me" lines, one passage in particular stands out from the rest.

“	Shower him with as much hate as possible until that Encyclopedia Dramatica page is taken down, along with him.	”
Chris "subtly" expressing his desire for Jason to stop existing.

Also notable is the time Chris attempted to involve God and Jesus in his murder plot. God and Jesus have yet to respond.

“	I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL	”
Chris-chan, Sonichu Girls forum

And who can forget the phone call Jason received after Sonichu.net was hacked by someone Chris thought was him.

“	I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!	”
Chris, who, according to himself, "wasn't in a sound state of mind" at the time.

Although Jason did create the original ED page, he has never had a particularly active role in tormenting Chris, choosing (like most of us) to simply enjoy the show. As such, while Chris has never really "forgiven" him, threats against Jason have essentially ceased as Chris shifts his focus to more immediate threats.

Liquid Chris

Chris had made a number of videos raging against the real Chris, but he didn't cross over into death threat territory until after Liquid declared himself the victor of the SingStar Challenge.

“	DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU!!	”
Chris, eloquently expressing his disapproval.

Chris's solution to boyfriends.

Chris's murderous tendencies showed up again in Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler. In the video, Chris manages to twist a game made for children of all ages into a tool to spread his hatred, as he breaks into Liquid's home and shoots him. Due to the limitations of the game, this is accomplished with a paint gun, but what happens next makes his true intent all too clear...

In a stunning display of unoriginality, Chris reused this exact same plotline for Sonichu Special 4. In this comic, Chris depicts Liquid as a knife wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Upon arriving to "rescue" her, Chris produces a handgun (possibly Decepticon leader Megatron in disguise), shoots Liquid in both his shins and leaves him to bleed to death.

When Kacey expressed horror at the fact that he wanted to kill her boyfriend, Chris missed the point about why she was so upset. He told her that he could re-draw the comic, and that such shots were meant to keep him from chasing them; completely avoiding the issue that wanting to shoot someone in the first place is off-putting, as is a desire to cripple someone for life.

Vivian Gee

Afraid that Vivian would not understand the "fury of his wrath", Chris opted to use a visual aid. He accomplished this with a clown doll and a wooden spike.

“	NOW WATCH WHAT I DO WITH THIS AS I WILL DO TO VIVIAN GEE IF SHE DOES NOT S- TAKE DOWN EVERY LAST ONE OF HER VIDEOS AND CLOSES HER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!	”
Chris, expressing his desire to stab an innocent woman to death.

While there is an obvious difference between attacking a person and a doll, the sight of a grown man taking such obvious joy in the idea of violently killing a woman is disturbing nonetheless. The video also includes a threat against every single member of Vivian's family (including her cousin, Clyde Cash), though it's not clear if he actually wishes to kill them, or just beat them up and bite off their hats.

A friendly letter.

Vivian recently revealed in a YouTube video that Chris also took the more direct approach to threatening her death. On 1 September 2009 he actually sent her an E-mail directly demanding that she get a heart attack and pass away immediately. Fortunately, Chris does not have a Death Note, and Vivian survived.

Chris later apologized for the threatening message. While the apology was more like begging for money then a genuine show of remorse, it's possible that he realized that personally sending people death threats could actually get you in serious trouble and was making an attempt at damage control.

Clyde Cash

Chris on the subject of Clyde.

“	EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH! I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!	”
Chris, while smiling evilly.

The undisputed leader and hero of all of Chris's trolls, Clyde Cash has been on the receiving end of his fair share of death threats. The sheer hatred Chris holds for Clyde is impressive all by itself. With the other trolls, Chris has at least tried to appear subtle about his dark intentions, or at least demands their deaths relatively infrequently. Where Clyde is concerned, Chris is extremely upfront and clear about his desire to murder Cash. Even Clyde faking his own suicide was not enough to escape Chris's wrath.

“	CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ARE DEAAAD! YOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE DEAD!	”
Chris, somewhat angry.

Recently, Chris's cries for Clyde's blood upon have taken on much more serious undertones. While his earlier threats of strangulation and being forced to eat his own underwear were done with no apparent attempt to follow through on his dark words, recent threats have come with demands that Clyde should come and face Chris in person, so that Chris might physically extract his revenge. It could be inferred by this that Chris has indeed planned out exactly what his course of action would be if Clyde did suddenly show up at his front door.

“	You come to me. I will fight you! I will CRUSH YOU!	”
Chris, asking for a fight.

Finally, there's the matter of Clyde's family. It's not enough for Chris to merely murder Clyde. Chris has shown that he feels the entire Cash family line is just as deserving of his rage as Clyde, and has stated this outright. The fact that this is essentially a small scale act of genocide has apparently not occurred to him.

“	THIS IS FOR CLYDE CASH TO EVERY LAST ONE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS INCLUDING HIS COUSIN VIVIAN!	”
Chris, Immediately before sinking his teeth into a doll's head.

Alec Benson Leary

While Chris is one to easily proclaim his Sonichu as a parody so he can create his empire, when someone actually parodies Sonichu, he easily goes off the deep end. Alec Benson Leary is the gentle and kind creator of Asperchu which is effectively a parody of Sonichu himself as well as Chris's hatred of everything Asperger's and "seemingly" homosexual. For a couple months, Chris ignored Asperchu (but not before raging at it), proclaiming it as nothing more than a simple parody. However, many people have begun abandoning Sonichu for Asperchu.

On January 9th, 2010, the first Captain's Log of that year, Chris called out Alec Benson Leary after advertisements of the Asperchu wiki started showing up on the CWCipedia in replacement of the gay ads. Not amused with the new ads or his Sonichu's appearance in the comics, Chris started raging out.

“	DIE, you son of a bitch, Alec, die!	”
Chris, being Chris as usual.

Alec represents the first time Chris has ever issued a public death threat to someone who has continually been openly respectful to Chris. While most of the other individuals Chris has threatened have at least been openly antagonistic towards Chris, all of Alec's public communications towards Chris have expressed nothing but admiration towards him. The only reasons Chris seems to have for hating Alec is that his Character is overweight and his website runs on the same mediawiki software.

A few days later Chris claimed in a the description to one of his videos that he knew where Alec lived. Fortunately for Alec, it was just another lie.

While commenting on Asperchu Chris threatened to have the ghost of his dog Patti maul Alec to death in his sleep in hell. It is unclear if he realizes he implied Patti Chandler is in hell. Alec has responded to this most recent threat by using his Adspace on the CWCipedia to ask people to donate to victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Clearly Alec is just as horrible a man as Chris claims him to be.

Evan and Mao

Chris included Evan and Mao in his most recent threat on Alec's life. Evan was most likely singled out because of his recent campaign to have his character removed from Chris's comic. Mao, on the other hand, has done nothing to Chris other than be a good friend of Alec.

See also

• Chris and anger

External links

• A Chris-Chan Silent Short