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{{quote|But anyway, Ivy is not a [[troll]]. She is real. She is true. And she is my [[sweetheart]]. We are going to be together in the near future and we are going to have [[sex]]. We're going to lose our virginities to each other... and it's going to be awesome. <br><br> Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr!|[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]}}
{{quote|She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy.|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|Self portrait.]]


[[Image:Ivy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris-Chan actually believed]]
'''Ivy O'Neil''' (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] from [[March 2009|March]] through [[May 2009|May]] of 2009.


'''Ivy O'Neil''' (also spelled '''O' Niel''', '''O'Nial''') (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] from 25 [[March 2009]] to the first half of [[May 2009]].
==Prologue==
Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris at levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy Saga resulted in three ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Specials]]'', four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including the notorious [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] video), a long awaited [[Tour of Christian's House|tour of his house]], a new [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album]], procuring [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video]], the emergence of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]] as troll obstacles, images of the new [[Medallion of Fail]] while he's wearing [[butt garments]], and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior.  


Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris to levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy saga resulted in three ''[[Sonichu Special 1|Sonichu Specials]]'', four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including conclusive proof Chris drinks his own [[semen]]), a long awaited [[Tour of Christian's House|tour of his house]], a new [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album]], procuring [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video]], the emergence of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]] as troll obstacles, images of the new [[Medallion of Fail]] while he's wearing [[butt garments]], and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior. Despite this, many people (notably [[/cwc/|Krapplefags]]) bitch about how Ivy failed and did nothing.
Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s).
 
Due to the increase in absurdity of Chris's behavior in this period, there are many fags who thought, and still think, that Ivy is a figment of Chris's imagination.
 
==Origins==
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Image first posted on [[/cwc/]].]]
 
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], Chris gave a shout out to "Avi" and her friend Rachel. These were originally assumed to be code names for [[Emily]] and her friend Stephanie to protect their identities. The next day, Chris edited the video to blow kisses to "Avi".
 
The video [[CWC's Message for Ivy]] on 20 March confirmed that Chris was actually saying '''"Ivy"''' and that he had already moved onto a new girl the same day he was tricked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. This video was deleted and so some people did not know about it until four days later.


On 21 March, Ivy was introduced on [[/cwc/]].
==Timeline==
===March===
[[Image:Message_For_Ivy.jpg|thumb|The stuff of nightmares.]]


==Character==
In his Captain's Log of [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|18 March]], Chris gave a shout out to "Ahmy-vie" and her friend Rachel.  This was right at the height of the [[Emily]] fiasco&mdash;between the day Chris stood her up and the day the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] stole her away&mdash;so "Ivy" and "Rachel" were assumed by many [[trolls|observers]] to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie.  Not even the most hardened of trolls could be ready for the creepiness unleashed [[CWC's Message for Ivy|two days later]] on the heels of the Emily date.


Ivy is frequently seen with her sidekick [[Layla|Luckett]].
{{quote|I'll be in your dreams!|CWC|<ref>[[CWC%27s_Message_for_Ivy#Video]]</ref>}}


Ivy has crabs. Her pet hermit crabs are named [[Crass and Champ]].
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 1]]''
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|Fresh from the shop!]]
Ivy was in the driver's seat now, and proved to be a muse like no other. Chris responded with some of his most complex work to date, [[Sonichu Special 1]] and its accompanying music video, [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|CWC Holding Out For A Hero]].


Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s).
{{quote|♪She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop~♪|CWC|<ref>[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]</ref>}}


==Honeymoon==
For the rest of March, Chris was a prolific video blogger.  Even while pressed on another front by his [[Clyde Cash|arch-nemesis]], Chris managed to make time to double down on his [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|creepy video messages]] and make a positive difference in the life of Ivy's [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|insecure cousin, Flora]].
[[Image:Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg|thumb|The [[Wedding Comic]] was so sparse other artists had to fill in.]]


On [[2009#April|27 April 2009]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon]] was leaked.  
Things were moving quickly, but of course a classy college girl like Ivy wasn't going to arrange a sleepover at the Chandlers' site-unseen.  Her next request&mdash;[[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|a tour of the property]]&mdash;ignited a slow-forming, but [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|ultimately epic]] shit storm.


In this comic, Chris starts out by presenting himself to Ivy's father, a [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[police]] officer dressed in blue with a real metallic badge. They later go to a "Double-CWC" hotel thought to be in [[CWCville]] (apparently a rip-off of the real Double Tree luxury hotels). They both enter a room with as many as 5 Glade lavender air fresheners, presumably there to mask the stench of his [[Dirty Crapped Briefs| uncontrollable bowels]], all filled with hearts made of rose petals. They promptly start having sex.
===April===
:''See Also: [[Vanessa Saga]]''


During the sex scene, Chris first starts out by pulling off his tuxedo and his dress pants, revealing his trademark striped shirt and medallion. Then he pulls out his ''ludicrously enormous'' [[duck]], as in the size of a ''human leg'' — which mysteriously happens to shrink later to a normal size in order to fit into Ivy's vagina — before they both transform into their fursonas: Ivy into a non-descript [[rosechu (species)|rosechu]], and Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. Once they're done, they both raise their heads in awe and shout "THANK YOU, [[God|GOD]]!".
As April dawned, [[Rocky Shoemaker]] very nearly pulled the Chandlers, kicking and screaming, out of their vortex of stupidity. Luckily for her, Ivy had already passed all of the Chandlers' tests for TRUTH and HONESTY<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>, and so was spared most of the (brief) fallout.  But even as one crisis passed another emerged, when [[Joshua Martinez|a mutual friend]] introduced Chris to [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Juggling '''two''' needy imaginary girlfriends would [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Sarah_Jackson_love_triangle|once again]] prove challenging for one merely-mortal autistic boy.


Afterwards, Chris and Ivy are shown having what Chris thinks of as a fancy dinner: grilled chicken, vegetables, mashed potatoes, and [[Semen|CWC Orange Soda]] served in wine glasses.
[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|WHY]]
:''See Also:  [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''
With inspiration from Ivy, Chris got a new [[cwcville.com]] up, and made progress on [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].  The world's first-ever YouTube videos intended for [[Crass and Champ|crabs]] were made.  The [[Hedgehog Boys]] got back together and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|hit the road again]].  And then shit got real:  mid-month, Ivy found out about Chris's two-timing ways.  The punishment was revolting, to say the least.  After his humiliating penance, Chris was given a second chance...


Explanations for why he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff most people would consider mundane is very luxurious to him (consider the fact that he's fantasized about taking his first [[dating|date]] to ''[[McDonald's]]''). Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been to a fancy restaurant.
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 2]]
{{clear}}
...to plan a kickass wedding!  The result was another ''Sonichu Special,'' complete with an accompanying video, [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]].  And you can't have a wedding without...


==Break-up==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 3]]
[[File:IvyBondage.jpg|thumb|200px|Ivy punishes Chris.]]
...a honeymoon!  The leaking of the infamous [[Giant Penis Comic]], however, would mean April ends on a decidedly low note. Chris had to make an explanation video to ease the mind of a traumatized [[Ching Chong]], and had to confess to all of [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|his crimes]]; of course, the dastardly trolls pounced on every word.
One of Ivy's main goals was to get Chris to continue working on his comic. However, Chris didn't want to finish it because [[Rocky]] was tipped off and so Chris feared she would break up with him.{{cite}}


Ivy had been planning to break up with Chris for a while, but [[Joshua Martinez]]'s concurrent trolling effort as [[Vanessa Hudgens]] forced her to postpone. When it was suspected that Josh was trolling Chris for cash instead of the lulz, Ivy and her friend told Chris to cancel the check he'd made out for a "special" [[PSP]] from "Vanessa." The attempt to help Chris backfired, as Chris thought he would be [[fail|clever]] if he gave Josh a check he knew was bad, and then kept the PSP, insisting that "Vanessa" would be "upset" if he gave it back to Josh. On top of that, Ivy discovered that Chris had been stealing money from his parents for his [[PSN]].
{{quote|Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr!|CWC|<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref>}}


The $30 check cancellation fee upset Chris's parents so much that they went to the police. [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] decided to mention the trolls and had the police do a background check on Ivy.
===May===
Throughout the Chandlers' trials and tribulations, one gal-pal had remained TRUE and HONEST.  A Chandler family vacation up to Boston, to visit Ivy<ref>Ivy Q&A</ref><ref>For My Sweetest Ivy</ref>, was in the works. But meddlers gonna meddle:  in a fit of righteousness, Rocky brought the Chandlers to the police to sort out the trolls once and for all.  Despite their protestations, Ivy was on the same list as Clyde Cash and the other villains.


She decided to break up with Chris and hung up on him during a phone call. She told Bob they were just friends and that Chris had been harassing her with more than 500 phone calls. Bob probably didn't relay the message to his son, so Chris probably still thinks it's okay to call girls over 20 times a day.<ref>[[Clyde Cash]]</ref>
And despite their protestations, Ivy blamed Chris for betraying her.


On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page:
On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page:


{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.
{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.|CWC|<ref>[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica]]</ref>}}
 
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?
 
Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler.|Chris, recovering from the crestfallen emotions}}
 
Chris has since removed all Ivy-related videos from his [[YouTube]] account. Unexpectedly, he went back to searching for girls in the real world, and for a time his [[love quest]] became a [[fuck quest]].
 
==Death==
[[File:IvysDeath.png|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.]]


===July===
[[Image:IvysDeath.png|thumb|An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.]]
"Ivy" committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 "from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me" according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a belated memorial.
"Ivy" committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 "from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me" according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a belated memorial.


==Epilogue==
In November 2009, he [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text] in [[Sonichu 9|the comic]]. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite [[BILLY MAYS]]'s best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: "In memory of [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu-Girl]], **Ivy O'Niel**".
In November 2009, he [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text] in [[Sonichu 9|the comic]]. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite [[BILLY MAYS]]'s best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: "In memory of [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu-Girl]], **Ivy O'Niel**".


All this suggested that Chris had forgotten (or willfully blotted out all memory of) the evidence that Ivy was a troll.
{{quote|I love how CWC could have just said she died in an elevator crash, and we all would've gotten it. Like, it exploded, or whatever.
Instead, he has to paint this visual of her being caught in an elevator cable and having her neck snap, hanging in an empty elevator shaft swaying back and forth until someone opens the doors and sees the horrific sight in front of them.
Beautiful. Only an autistic genius could come up with that.|Anonymous Krapplefag on this page}}
==Life after death==
On 19 [[April 2010]], Chris updated the [[CWCipedia]] with a page containing various profiles of his "[[gal-pal]]s and past sweethearts." Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:
On 19 [[April 2010]], Chris updated the [[CWCipedia]] with a page containing various profiles of his "[[gal-pal]]s and past sweethearts." Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:


{{quote|Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.|Chris, on the CWCipedia}}
{{quote|Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.|CWC<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>}}
 
Chris's feelings about Ivy are difficult to interpret. It's possible that he has partially processed and accepted the evidence that she may have been a troll, but still wants to hold out some kind of hope that her feelings for him were sincere.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
===Art By Ivy===
<center><gallery>
Image:Ivy.png
Image:Ivy Jammies.jpg
Image:IvysRosechu.jpg|Rosechu
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|[[Bubbles Rosechu]]
Image:Layla.jpg|Luckett (a.k.a. [[Layla Flaaffy]])
Image:Princessivy.png|Princess Ivy, Ivy's fursona.
</gallery></center>


===Art Of Ivy===
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
Image:IvyWedding.jpg
Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|Chris is [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|holding out for an hero]].
Image:IvyRing.jpg|IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...
Image:CWCsIvyKiss.jpg|"FUCK IT'S [[Episode 2|EPISODE 2]] ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK" - [[Vivian Gee]] <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro#t=2m32s Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!]</ref>
Image:CWCsIvyKiss.jpg|"FUCK IT'S [[Episode 2|EPISODE 2]] ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK" - [[Vivian Gee]] <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro#t=2m32s Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!]</ref>
Image:350meko.jpg|Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.
Image:350meko.jpg|Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.
Image:Ivy Jammies.jpg|Moar original art from Ivy.
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
Image:IvyRing.jpg|IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...
Image:CWCRescuesIvy.jpg
Image:IvysRosechu.jpg|Ivy's take on [[Rosechu]].
Image:Cwc&ivy34.jpg|Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets.  
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|Ivy's take on [[Bubbles]].
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
Image:Layla.jpg|Ivy's OC, [[Layla]].
Image:IvyWedding.jpg|If the first thing you noticed was<!--"was" modifies "first thing"--> the zapbuds, you are beyond redemption.
Image:Ivypickle.jpg|Even the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in the Pickle Suits]] love Ivy.
Image:Princessivy.png|Princess Ivy, Ivy's fursona.
Image:CWC,Ivy,fursona.jpg|Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.
Image:CWC,Ivy,fursona.jpg|Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
Image:Cwc&ivy34.jpg|Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets.
Image:CWCRescuesIvy.jpg
Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.
Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.
</gallery></center>
===Miscellaneous===
<center><gallery>
Image:Ivy.jpg
Image:Ivypickle.jpg
Image:Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg
Image:IvysDeath.png
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Ivy_Q%26A]]
*[[Vanessa Saga]]
*''[[Soul Calibur]]''
*''[[Soul Calibur]]''


Revision as of 03:43, 28 July 2011

“ She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy. ”
CWC, [1]
Self portrait.

Ivy O'Neil (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was Chris's sweetheart from March through May of 2009.

Prologue

Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris at levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy Saga resulted in three Sonichu Specials, four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including the notorious orange soda video), a long awaited tour of his house, a new Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album, procuring The Lost Video, the emergence of Joshua Martinez and Rocky Shoemaker as troll obstacles, images of the new Medallion of Fail while he's wearing butt garments, and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior.

Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-boyfriend-free girls).

Timeline

March

The stuff of nightmares.

In his Captain's Log of 18 March, Chris gave a shout out to "Ahmy-vie" and her friend Rachel. This was right at the height of the Emily fiasco—between the day Chris stood her up and the day the Man in the Pickle Suit stole her away—so "Ivy" and "Rachel" were assumed by many observers to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie. Not even the most hardened of trolls could be ready for the creepiness unleashed two days later on the heels of the Emily date.

“ I'll be in your dreams! ”
CWC, [2]
See Also: Sonichu Special 1
Fresh from the shop!

Ivy was in the driver's seat now, and proved to be a muse like no other. Chris responded with some of his most complex work to date, Sonichu Special 1 and its accompanying music video, CWC Holding Out For A Hero.

“ ♪She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop~♪ ”
CWC, [3]

For the rest of March, Chris was a prolific video blogger. Even while pressed on another front by his arch-nemesis, Chris managed to make time to double down on his creepy video messages and make a positive difference in the life of Ivy's insecure cousin, Flora.

Things were moving quickly, but of course a classy college girl like Ivy wasn't going to arrange a sleepover at the Chandlers' site-unseen. Her next request—a tour of the property—ignited a slow-forming, but ultimately epic shit storm.

April

See Also: Vanessa Saga

As April dawned, Rocky Shoemaker very nearly pulled the Chandlers, kicking and screaming, out of their vortex of stupidity. Luckily for her, Ivy had already passed all of the Chandlers' tests for TRUTH and HONESTY[4], and so was spared most of the (brief) fallout. But even as one crisis passed another emerged, when a mutual friend introduced Chris to Vanessa Hudgens. Juggling two needy imaginary girlfriends would once again prove challenging for one merely-mortal autistic boy.

WHY
See Also: April 16 Fetish Vids

With inspiration from Ivy, Chris got a new cwcville.com up, and made progress on Sonichu #9. The world's first-ever YouTube videos intended for crabs were made. The Hedgehog Boys got back together and hit the road again. And then shit got real: mid-month, Ivy found out about Chris's two-timing ways. The punishment was revolting, to say the least. After his humiliating penance, Chris was given a second chance...

See Also: Sonichu Special 2

...to plan a kickass wedding! The result was another Sonichu Special, complete with an accompanying video, CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me". And you can't have a wedding without...

See Also: Sonichu Special 3

...a honeymoon! The leaking of the infamous Giant Penis Comic, however, would mean April ends on a decidedly low note. Chris had to make an explanation video to ease the mind of a traumatized Ching Chong, and had to confess to all of his crimes; of course, the dastardly trolls pounced on every word.

“ Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr! ”
CWC, [5]

May

Throughout the Chandlers' trials and tribulations, one gal-pal had remained TRUE and HONEST. A Chandler family vacation up to Boston, to visit Ivy[6][7], was in the works. But meddlers gonna meddle: in a fit of righteousness, Rocky brought the Chandlers to the police to sort out the trolls once and for all. Despite their protestations, Ivy was on the same list as Clyde Cash and the other villains.

And despite their protestations, Ivy blamed Chris for betraying her.

On the night of 14 May, the following was written on Chris's ED talk page:

“ I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life. ”
CWC, [8]

July

An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.

"Ivy" committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 "from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me" according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded CWC "Boyfriend" as a belated memorial.

Epilogue

In November 2009, he described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text in the comic. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite BILLY MAYS's best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: "In memory of Sonichu-Girl, **Ivy O'Niel**".

On 19 April 2010, Chris updated the CWCipedia with a page containing various profiles of his "gal-pals and past sweethearts." Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:

“ Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging. ”
CWC[9]

Gallery

Art By Ivy

Art Of Ivy

  • IvyWedding.jpg

  • IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...

  • "FUCK IT'S EPISODE 2 ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK" - Vivian Gee [10]

  • Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.

  • OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?

  • CWCRescuesIvy.jpg

  • Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets.

  • Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

  • Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.

  • Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.

Miscellaneous

  • Ivy.jpg
  • Ivypickle.jpg
  • Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg
  • IvysDeath.png

See also

References

  1. ↑ CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
  2. ↑ CWC's_Message_for_Ivy#Video
  3. ↑ CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
  4. ↑ Ivy Q&A
  5. ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
  6. ↑ Ivy Q&A
  7. ↑ For My Sweetest Ivy
  8. ↑ List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica
  9. ↑ CWCipedia
  10. ↑ Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!

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