Yu-Gi-Oh!

Jack's Knight, some character from Yu-Gi-Oh!

A TRUE and HONEST CWC-themed Monster Card.

"I am STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls! ...and here's a drawing of me dressed as Dark Magician Girl :3 ."

CWC-Spells!

Yu-Gi-Oh! is a Japanese comic book series about a boy named Yugi who goes around playing a collectible card game called Duel Monsters. The manga has spun off into an entire multimedia franchise, including an actual version of the CCG featured in the stories, which emphasize trusting in "the heart of the cards" as a key skill.

Christian Weston Chandler is a fan of the Yu-Gi-Oh! CCG, and has incorporated the use of its "spell cards" into his Sonichu comics. Much like his custom Pokémon cards, Chris has created dozens of homemade Yu-Gi-Oh! cards about himself and his characters.

Chris employs Yu-Gi-Oh! references throughout the Sonichu series, usually to portray himself battling Wes Iseli. His Yu-Gi-Oh! influence peaks in Episode 12, where Chris uses his deck of cards to prevent Wes from ruining the wedding of Sarah Hammer and William Spicer. Spicer himself is depicted as Jack's Knight, one of the characters in the cards, either because Chris couldn't draw him or didn't know what he looked like. A side plot in Sonichu #5 is Chris beaming about his new friendship with Megan Schroeder, whom he he met while playing Yu-Gi-Oh! at The Game Place in the summer of 2005; this probably accounts for his unusual fixation on the game.

Chris has also drawn himself -- complete with hairy legs and Sonichu medallion -- as Dark Magician Girl, a female Yu-Gi-Oh! character. Whether this is an example of random-access humor or further evidence of Chris's issues with sexuality is unknown.

A trend in some of his custom cards is that some of the effects on the cards rely on monsters being male or female, such as "Virgin With Rage", "A Jerk", and "Girlfriend Attraction". This is flawed because the player won't know what monster is male or female if not blatantly obvious, due to gender not being important in the official cards, and some cards may be considered genderless (one of Chris's own monsters, "Sonichu Zord", for example).

Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards

Monsters

Card	Name	Level	Code	Description	Attack	Defence	Date
	Chris-chan Sonichu	5	CWC-019	[Beast] His origin is unknown, but quandry [sic] is brought up over the Sonichu-head mark on his chest.	2300	2000	August 17, 2004
	Sonichu	4		[Beast] A speedy electric hedgehog pokemon. He transformed from a Pikachu after exposure to the seven Chaos Emeralds.	1600	1400
	Sonichu Zord	8	CWC-25	[Machine] Created by Dr. Eggman for Giovanni's Rocket Rangers, it serves to stomp the Chaotic Combo.	3500	3000	August 19, 2004
	Virgin With Rage	2	CWC-024	[Warrior/Effect] For each male monster on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's attack by 500 points. For each female monster on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's defense by 500 points.	500	500	August 18, 2004
	A Jerk	4	CWC-38	[Fiend/Effect] If your opponent attacks with a female monster, she can only attack this jerk.	2000	1500	August 19, 2004
	Jerk's Loitering Lot	4	CWC-39	[Fiend/Effect] Each time you or your opponent normal, set or Special Summons a male monster on the field, place a counter on this card (max 3). You can remove all 3 counters from this card to destroy 1 male monster on the field.	0	2000	August 19, 2004
	Girlfriend?	3	CWC-28	[Fiend] Could she be the love of my life? Probably not...; I'm sure she is already paired up with some jerk.	1000	2000	August 19, 2004
	Hslaw Eel Yram	4	CWC-29	[Spellcaster/Effect] Flip. Special summon 1 DARK monster from your hand onto your side of the field.	1500	1000	August 19, 2004
	Jerkop	3	CWC-44	[Fiend] This "copper" fiend wants to shatter the virgin's heart by destroying his tools for attracting a boyfriend-free woman, just like how Hslaw Eel Yram did.	800	1000	September 5, 2004
	Crystal The Female Twin	3	CWC-37	[Warrior] Beautiful and strong with courage and confidence. She will help her male counterpart, Christian Weston Chandler.	1300	1800	August 19, 2004
	Metonic	6	CWC-005	[Beast/Warrior] His armor adds weight, so he can't perform a spin dash. His spikes are diamond-sharp.	2300	2500	August 11, 2004
	Ultra Sonichu	10	CWC-006	[Beast/Effect] Ultra Sonichu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 life points when Sonichu is destroyed in battle. Then you can Special Summon this card from your hand or your deck.	3500	3000	August 11, 2004
	Metal Sonichu	8	CWC-45	[Machine] This robot's sole purpose is to become stronger and faster to destroy Sonichu.	2500	3000	September 5, 2004
	Rosechu	4	CWC-004	[Beast/Effect] If Sonichu is face-up on your side of the field, increase attack of Sonichu and Rosechu by 500 points.	1500	1400	August 11, 2004
	Vamprosa	5	CWC-013	[Beast] Vamprosa's bite can suck the life out of her enemies. Her cape enables her to fly.	2000	1800	August 17, 2004
	Silver Blachu	10	CWC-49	[Beast/Effect] Silver Blachu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 Life Points when Black Sonichu is destroyed in battle. You can then special summon this card from your hand or deck.	3500	3000	September 5, 2004
	Wild Sonichu	4	CWC-014	[Beast] With his sharp razor leaf, speed and ninja skills, and he can he can escape into the wild.	1500	1000	August 17, 2004
	Bubble Rosechu	3	CWC-015	[Aqua] She was raised by a mother Swampert who taught her how to create tidal waves.	1200	1000	August 17, 2004
	Angelica Rosechu	3	CWC-016	[Winged-Beast/Effect] Prevent all effects of any of your opponent's spell cards to any of your face-up monsters.	1400	1000	August 17, 2004
	Punchy Sonichu	4	CWC-017	[Beast-Warrior] He was raised in a dojo in Japan, where he lost his tail in a tough battle.	2000	1000	August 17, 2004
	Magi-Chan Sonichu	4	CWC-018	[Spellcaster/Effect] Each time your opponent activates a spell card, you may draw a card.	1400	1300	August 17, 2004
	Flame the Sunbird	4	CWC-48	[Winged-Beast/Effect] Flip. Return a monster to your side of the field to your hand in order to draw 1 card from your deck.	2000	1500	September 5, 2004
	Bionic the Hedgehog	4	CWC-46	[Beast] Bionic is the world's greatest basketball player, and Sonic the Hedgehog's long-lost brother.	1800	1300	September 5, 2004
	Wes-Li Sonichu	5	CWC-020	[Fiend/Effect] If Chris-chan Sonichu is face-up on the field, increase Chris-chan Sonichu's attack by 500 points.	2300	2000	August 17, 2004
	Sarhamah Rosechu	7	CWC-021	[Fairy/Effect] For each Light monster in the graveyard, increase Sarhamah's attack by 300 points.	2700	2500	August 17, 2004

Spells

Card	Name	Code	Description	Date
	Sonichu Medallion	CWC-41	Increase the equipped monster's attack by 500 points. If the monster has Sonichu in its name, increase its attack by another 500 points.	September 5, 2004
	Girlfriend Attraction		Special Summon 1 female monster from your hand or deck onto your side of the field.	August 8, 2004
	Lonesome Self	CWC-012	If you only have one monster on your side of the field, you can Special Summon 1 monster from your hand.	August 17, 2004
	Hooked on Sonichu	CWC-34	This card is used to Ritual Summon any monster with Sonichu or Rosechu in its name. You must also offer monsters from the field or your hand whose total level stars equal the level stars of the ritual monster you are attempting to Ritual Summon.	August 19, 2004
	Plan for Attraction	CWC-40	Pick up (not draw) cards from the top of your deck until a female monster is picked up. Special Summon that card onto your side of the field. Shuffle all other picked up cards back into your deck.	August 20, 2004
	"C.W.C" Spells Quick Spells!	CWC-51	Discard 1 Spell Card from your hand. Add 2 Spell Cards from your Deck to your hand, shuffle your Deck afterwards. When activating this card, announce that you will "Activate your QuickSpells with your C.W.C. Spells!"	May 21, 2006
	Wisdom Teeth	CWC-31	Increase your Life Points by 500 points for each Spell Card in your Graveyard and on your side of the field.	August 19, 2004
	Girlfriend's Gift	CWC-33	If your opponent has more Lifepoints, or monster on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster from either player's graveyard. Special summon that monster onto your side of the field.	August 19, 2004
	Apology Letter	CWC-011	If your opponent has less life than you, he/she may draw 2 cards.	August 17, 2004
	City of CWCville	CWC-022	Increase the attack of all monsters on the field with Sonichu, or Rosechu, in their names by 500 points.	August 17, 2004
	Metonic's Sword	CWC-008	Only Metonic can be equiped with this card. The monster equiped with this card increases its attack by 1000 points.	August 11, 2004
	Metal Boots	CWC-27	The monster equiped with this card increases its defense by 500 points. The monster remains in defense position, and it can't shift into attack position.	August 19, 2004
	Vamprosa's Cape	CWC-26	Only Vamprosa can be equipped with this card. The monster equipped with this card increases its defense by 1000 points.	August 19, 2004
	Fireshock Pendant	CWC-42	Increase the monster's attack by 500 points. And when this monster attacks during the damage step, decrease the attack of the monster you are attacking by 500 points.	September 5, 2004
	Lightning Bracelets	CWC-43	This card can only be equipped to Sarhamah Rosechu. Increase the equipped monster's attack and defense by 700 points.	September 5, 2004

Traps

Card	Name	Code	Description	Date
	Level Battle	CWC-32	You can activate this trap when your opponent attacks with his or her monster against one of your monsters. Compare each monster's number of level stars. The lower level monster is destroyed. If both stars are equal, neither monster is destroyed.	August 19, 2004
	Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!		Choose one of your opponent's male monsters and destroy it. If you select a set monster, flip it over. If it is a female, she is not destroyed.	August 9, 2004
	CWC's Evil Glare	CWC-007	Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. Decrease that monster's attack and defense by 700 points. When the selected monster is destroyed or removed from the field, this card is also destroyed.	August 11, 2004
	Shattered Heart	CWC-010	You can activate this card when your opponent attacks with one of this/her monsters. Take control of that monster, and attack another of his/her monsters, or Life Points, then the controlled monster is destroyed.	August 17, 2004
	Light Knife	CWC-30	Select 1 DARK monster on the field. That monster is destroyed.	August 19, 2004
	Trap of Fear	CWC-46	You can activate this card during your opponent's Standby Phase. Your opponent mush skip to his/her End Phase for the turn this card is activated.	September 5, 2004
	Random Trick	CWC-35	Roll a die. If you roll a 1 or 2, reduce opponent's attack to 0. If you roll a 3 or 4, switch the position of one of your monsters. If you roll a 5 or 6, destroy one of your opponent's monsters.	August 19, 2004
	Mind Swap	CWC-36	Select one of your opponent's monsters, then he/she selects one of your monsters. Until the end of the turn this card was activated, each selected monster is controlled by the respected player.	August 19, 2004
	S-Chu Ball	CWC-023	Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. As long as the card is face-up on the field, the select monster remains in defense position. When the selected monster is destroyed, this card is also destroyed	August 18, 2004
	7 Chaos Emeralds	CWC-50	If you have Sonichu or Black Sonichu on your side of the field or in your hand, you may remove Sonichu from play to Special Summon Ultra Sonichu from your hand or deck onto your side of the field, or remove Black Sonichu from play to Special Summon Silver Blachu from the hand or your deck onto your side of the field. When this card is destroyed, Ultra Sonichu and/or Silver Blachu are destroyed and removed from play.	September 5, 2004

See also

• Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG

External links

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Wikipedia article