CWC Blog

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The CWC Blog or Captain's Log (no relation to the video logs) section of CWCipedia is where Chris tells the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his PSEye and do a proper YouTube video. And given how much time his fat ass is plopped in front of his PS3, that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his straightness. But usage of this section started heating up after Kacey left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with Vivian to get a cut of the money she earned through her Audiobooks, and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his shit comic. Likely he's using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such HARD WORK on the comic in order to win the respect of Kacey or possibly other future sweethearts.

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

24 August 2009

I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL SONICHU or ROSECHU MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. The guy in the Brown Stripes claiming to be me is An Impostor and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL "Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, ChristianWChandler.

3. I have called myself a Troll, because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, Christian Weston Chandler, am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all Honest, True People.

4. "It Is Okay To Be STUPID Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be Homosexual and Boast About it as well. BUT I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler AM STRAIGHT.

6. I can work faster with Good, Honest R-E-S-P-E-C-T. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working Hard on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --ChrisChanSonichu 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

19 November 2009

I'M WORKIN' ONNIT!

I apologize, but I came up blank on today's page; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If I come up blank one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; this is a promise.

Other issues on my mind in Cwcville are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by Vivian, which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new Mailbag page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the Mailbag alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

Audiobooks and Videobooks

• This message was left at the bottom of the Captian's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.

Attention, for all those who have purchased the "Sonichu Audiobook DVD", please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her parodic and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the Peace of Mind I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view MY Audiobook Readings, visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

20 November 2009

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. I hit the block yesterday, because I realized that "Chris" was originally planned for Giovanni's blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or Rosechu will die." I later remembered Reldnahc, so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because Naitsirhc is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "4-Cent Garbage".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day.  ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

23 November 2009

The offending ads in question.

I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--ChrisChanSonichu 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the Mexico Contest and the (UGH!!!!) gay-rights ads, will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

25 November 2009

I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--|ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

29 November 2009

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four Advent Candles at my Church. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. Everyone there praised me for my good reading and speech quality; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the 9th book. Back when I was in high school during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team, I had a crush on one of the cheerleaders. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and good humor. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered honestly. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was crushing on her. She took some time to think about it, and she told me later that while she liked me as a friend, she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a Sweetheart (with eventual benefits). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every girl I saw. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool Junior or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own personal flair and charm; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know someone who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as Volunteer Work. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

6 December 2009

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for Book #9, but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, homosexual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as Jack Thaddius. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at jackthethadius@yahoo.com. As I work hard for my work, I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--ChrisChanSonichu 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

7 December 2009

One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.

The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of Book #10, which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at jackthethadius@yahoo.com. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like Optimus Prime, as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to Donate, not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--ChrisChanSonichu 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

13 December 2009

I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up a New Sonichu and Rosechu Story, their Christmas Special which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

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16 December 2009

Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** Encyclopedia Dramatica page that has plagued me since November of 2007.

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my computer picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

See also

• CWCipedia (CWCki article)
• Mailbag
• ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence
• External link to the main page of the CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured
• The CWC Blog archive