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==Allusions made by trolls==
==Allusions made by trolls==
[[Image:KNOWTHEDIFFERENCE.JPG|thumb|[[Wild|It really could.]]]]
[[Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|Picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] featured at in the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art "Good Fan Art"] article at [[CWCipedia]]]]


* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of The Patriots, except that The Patriots aim to troll the world while The Miscreants specialize in [[Chris|autistic manchildren]].
* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of The Patriots, except that The Patriots aim to troll the world while The Miscreants specialize in [[Chris|autistic manchildren]].
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* "Liquid Chris" was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]] due to his penchant in excelling in everything Chris does, noting that Liquid Snake was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the dominant genes of Big Boss.
* "Liquid Chris" was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]] due to his penchant in excelling in everything Chris does, noting that Liquid Snake was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the dominant genes of Big Boss.


==Allusions made by Chris (maybe)==
==MGS and Chris==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Big Boss appeared in ''[[Sonichu 9]]'', but was mauled by faggotry.]]
[[Image:KNOWTHEDIFFERENCE.JPG|thumb|left|[[Sonichu 8|It really could.]]]]
 
*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]] is one of the ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' levels made by Chris. Yes why, it's really bad.


* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and [[User:Jump|Psycho Mantis]], a psychic soldier appearing in ''MGS1'' and briefly in ''MGS4''.
* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and [[User:Jump|Psycho Mantis]], a psychic soldier appearing in ''MGS1'' and briefly in ''MGS4''.
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Big Boss appeared in ''[[Sonichu 9]]'', but was mauled by faggotry.]]


* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. For a while, it was assumed that Chris browsed /v/ for three seconds, saw a Big Boss picture and decided it was close enough, despite Big Boss and Liquid Snake (Jason's e-alias) being radically different characters. Later, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[Myspace]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY A Jason Retrospective Part 2]</ref>; which makes a bit more sense, as Chris wouldn't go near any place as drunk or smokey as /v/.
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. For a while, it was assumed that Chris browsed /v/ for three seconds, saw a Big Boss picture and decided it was close enough, despite Big Boss and Liquid Snake (Jason's e-alias) being radically different characters. Later, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[Myspace]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY A Jason Retrospective Part 2]</ref>; which makes a bit more sense, as Chris wouldn't go near any place as drunk or smokey as /v/.


* [[Wild]] sneaks into the [[4-cent garbage.com]] company headquarters, which is apparently full of empty red corridors. Chris may be making a subtle joke at ''Metal Gear Solid'''s typical bland military bases. Or, far more likely, he is too [[Stress|stressed]] to include enemies, or details.
* [[Wild]] sneaks into the [[4-cent garbage.com]] company headquarters, which is apparently full of empty red corridors. Chris may be making a subtle joke at ''Metal Gear Solid'''s typical bland military bases. Or, far more likely, he is too [[Stress|stressed]] to include enemies, or details.
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==Notes==
==Notes==
[[Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|Picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] featured at in the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art "Good Fan Art"] article at [[CWCipedia]]]]
It should be pointed out that most of the trolls reference ''Metal Gear Solid 3'', for the [[Sony|Playstation 2]]. It wouldn't be too outrageous to think this is because most trolls aren't on [[Monthly tugboat|government welfare]] and can't cough up the hundreds of dollars for a [[PS3]]. This is one of those rare cases where [[God/Jesus]] decided to [[counter-troll]].
It should be pointed out that most of the trolls reference ''Metal Gear Solid 3'', for the [[Sony|Playstation 2]]. It wouldn't be too outrageous to think this is because most trolls aren't on [[Monthly tugboat|government welfare]] and can't cough up the hundreds of dollars for a [[PS3]]. This is one of those rare cases where [[God/Jesus]] decided to [[counter-troll]].


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==See also==
==See also==
[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|thumb|Chris using CQC on Clyde Cash while wearing the Red-Blue Stripe Camo.]]
[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|thumb|Chris [[Don't Mess With Me|using CQC]] on [[Clyde Cash]] while wearing the [[Chris and fashion|Red-Blue Stripe]] camoflage.]]
*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]]
 
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Solid Chris]]
*[[Solid Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]
*[[Nudes|Naked Chris]]
*[[Nudes|Naked Chris]]
*''[[Sonichu Finale]]''
*[[Metal Sonichu]]
*[[Metal Sonichu]]
*[[Daniel Weston|Chris Plissken]]
*[[Daniel Weston|Chris Plissken]]
*''[[Sonichu Finale]]''


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 15:00, 16 April 2010

"We live in a sad age. YouTube, PSEyes, leaked videos... 1990s Internet had its share of trolls, but at least they had no streaming video. Internet today makes things too easy."

Being that Metal Gear Solid is so cash, and most of the trolls emerged from the depths of /v/ (where wanking to Big Boss is mandatory), several MGS references have emerged. Even Chris has made some possibly unintentional nods to the franchise. Vivian has also proclaimed her love for Liquid Snake.

Allusions made by trolls

Picture of Mary Lee Walsh featured at in the "Good Fan Art" article at CWCipedia
  • "La-li-lu-le-lo" was the same password EVA was supposed to give Big Boss in Metal Gear Solid 3. If anyone ever asks you "Who are the Patriots?" and you reply with anything else, you'll probably end up being smashed on the head with a PSTriple.
  • "Liquid Chris" was the codename for CChanSonichuCWC due to his penchant in excelling in everything Chris does, noting that Liquid Snake was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the dominant genes of Big Boss.

MGS and Chris

  • Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me". While physically deformed mutants, their names are reference to the troll Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from MGS4, and Psycho Mantis, a psychic soldier appearing in MGS1 and briefly in MGS4.
Big Boss appeared in Sonichu 9, but was mauled by faggotry.
  • Jason Kendrick Howell was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. For a while, it was assumed that Chris browsed /v/ for three seconds, saw a Big Boss picture and decided it was close enough, despite Big Boss and Liquid Snake (Jason's e-alias) being radically different characters. Later, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on Myspace[1]; which makes a bit more sense, as Chris wouldn't go near any place as drunk or smokey as /v/.
  • Wild sneaks into the 4-cent garbage.com company headquarters, which is apparently full of empty red corridors. Chris may be making a subtle joke at Metal Gear Solid's typical bland military bases. Or, far more likely, he is too stressed to include enemies, or details.

Notes

It should be pointed out that most of the trolls reference Metal Gear Solid 3, for the Playstation 2. It wouldn't be too outrageous to think this is because most trolls aren't on government welfare and can't cough up the hundreds of dollars for a PS3. This is one of those rare cases where God/Jesus decided to counter-troll.

Christian has purchased Metal Gear Solid from the PSN; however, he most likely has not touched it because he's too busy playing Guitar Hero or Brutal Legend or LittleBigPlanet or Wheel of Fortune and the fact that sneaking behind enemies instead of attacking them head-on is too stressful for him.

Also of note, Metal Gear Solid 4 is not listed as one of the best PS3 games according to Chris, even though it has sold over 5 million units, making it the best-selling PS3-exclusive title to date.

Sauce

See also

Chris using CQC on Clyde Cash while wearing the Red-Blue Stripe camoflage.

External links