2009
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The year 2009 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old.
Starting january 2009, Christian's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life among his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organised, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far reaching insight in Christians life.
At the moment this article is created, 2009 is the current year. This article will therefore be updated frequently.
Events of 2009
January
- January 2 - Sonichu club meeting on Playstation online.
- January 5 - Second part of Sonichu #8 is published.
- January 6 - Christian announces Sonichu and Rosechu will be in Animal Crossing.
- January 8 - Sonichu.net is hacked for the first time by Gregg Mays.
- January 8 - Christian publishes a video, in which he threatens Mr. Mays with his "lawyer-man from nintendo, Jay-Z". He also shows his fangs.
- January 12 - Christian publishes video in which he announces that he is straight. He also says Sonichu.net is up again.
- January 15 - Christian publishes video in which he denounces the ED page.
- January 17 - Christian publishes video in which he adresses Shigeru Miyamoto.
- January 18 - Christian crushes a vibrator in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the trolls.
- January 18 - Sonichu.net is hacked by someone going by the name Clyde Cash. The alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
- January 18 - Christian threatens Jason Kendrick Howell over the phone.
- January 19 - Christian publishes video about Sonichu.net being hacked. He announces Sonichu.info to be his new site.
- January 19 - Christian publishes a video in which he adresses Clyde Cash. Christian tells Clyde to get over the death of his brother.
- January 19 - Sonichu.info is hacked.
- January 20 - Christian updates and completes his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
- January 21 - Christian denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. Christian tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
- January 22 - Christian Weston Chandler disappears.
- January 26 - In a new video, Christian claims in the past days he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to Miyamoto. This is very unlikely.
- January 26 - Christian takes video offline, he claims he was asked to do this by Nintendo.
- January 30 - Christian publishes a video in which he admits Nintendo isn't working in with him, and in which he says he has lost all his respect for Nintendo-employee Reggie.
- January 31 - Christian takes last video offline.
- January 31 - In a new video, Christian retracts his last video.
February
- February 4 - Christian purchases the Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
- February 5 - In a new video, Christian states that he is gay. He takes the video down a few hours later.
- February 6 - Christian publishes a new video, retrackting the video saying he was gay, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnececary possesions.
- February 6 - Christian reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
- February 8 - Christian launches the Sonichuandrosechu.com website. He claims he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
- February 8 - In a new video, Christian presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to get into contact with him.
- February 10 - Christian publishes a new video claiming he has cleared up his Chris's room. He shows some footage of his room, but it doesn't look very tidy yet. Christian also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between Christian and Nintendo, and the earlier approaches from this company to Christian were done by a con-man.
- February 10 - Along with his new video, Christian publishes a text asing his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via Snail Mail to get in touch with Me".
- February 12 - Christian uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
- February 13 - An audio-file with Christian engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges on the internet.
- February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Christian whilst having cybersex. An audio-file covering the moment emerges.
- February 15 - Another audio file of Christian engaging in various sexual acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
- February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 are released.
- February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he preys his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
- February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
- February 20 - Christian's computer is hacked, and video-material is of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked onto the internet.
- February 21 - Christian's aunt Karina dies.
- February 23 - Christian publishes a new video in which he declares his love for Julie.
- February 24 - Christian's 27th birthday.
- February 24 - Christian's aunt Karina is buried.
- February 26 - Christian has travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is however nowhere to be found.
- February 26 - It is alleged that Christian's called the police when they found out that he was gone.
March
- March 1 - A troll on ED claims Christian's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
- March 3 - Christian finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real. He also puts his medallion up his ass.
- March 4 - A Troll on ED posts up a newspaper cutting claiming Christian has committed suicide by slitting his wrists, it is immidietly debunked.
- March 4 - Christian publishes a new video on youtube, claiming that he has been sick.
- March 4 - Christian posts a video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.