Chris emails 2007

February

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net
Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Re: Hello

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The DVD is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, 2007 (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a Slideshow (projected from my PlayStation Portable) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over to get his dad to teach him how to shave)? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces, Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-2005, when I've started playing the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG, I met this girl who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable images uploaded onto my CWC's Sonichu Site!; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *sigh

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the 1996 "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute.  :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.

March

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: pearl3@velocitus.net
Sent: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 9:01:29 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Re: Alright

Hey, Megan. To start... the manga, the ponies and the Yu-Gi-Oh CD; that works for me. Cool; Pink Panther it is then. I'm certain that you all will enjoy the jugs/washboards/kazoos and boogie-woogie that my papa shared back in 1990 on WTJU.

And... I am sorry that I hurt your feelings; I didn't mean to, and I was not being contradicting. Also, I did not "dismiss" the story, I just gave it consideration, and I offered my honest and open opinion about it. I did picture your Skitty in your Metune outfit, and I can honestly say that it is a cute idea.  :) I just feel that the permament (or the world-switch) transformation rubs me the wrong way... How about this, let's say your future daughter is transformed into the skitty of Team Courage, and she and her team time-travel back to aide you and me in our battles and steps towards the future (kind of a Chibi-Usa situation). And this would happen after we get the seven Crystal Sonichu Balls together, get my imiginary sister out of the mirror, awaken Darkbind's Princess Zelina and put an end to Mary Lee Walsh's terror. You can provide the new set of villians that Reldnach Notsew Naitsirhc will recruit (after having left the hospital). Also, Houndour and Absol... let's put Hound-Howl and Apocolypse in those shoes (with the random evolution to Pending Doom and Devolution Spray that Skitty will have). And I'm not so sure about Charmander on the team... could you go with a Vaporeon, and draw him/her like Hound-Howl or Apocolypse (making a better balanced type-match for the team... Normal, Water, Fire and Dark vs. Normal, Fire X2 and Dark (they would be more weak against ground or water attacks). Does that work better for you? I support your cute and fun ideas as much as possible, and I feel a little sad from having hurt your feelings... I'd like to put a smile on my favorite friend's face.  :)

Also, how do you feel of the idea of Megagi and Bionic dating behind the comic?

And I am flattered that you said that I am a good storyteller; thank you so much.  :)

Still caringly fond of you;
Chris Chan.

P.S.

Did you read the part in the latest episode where Black Sonichu tells Sonichu about Reldnahc having put whipped cream in his rocket boosters? In the original drawing, he said "some creamy stuff", in reference to Reldnach being the TOTALLY opposite of me.

May

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: pearl3@velocitus.net
Sent: Mon, 7 May 2007 12:41:54 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Re: wheee!

Well, I just heard that the person of RareRomance will have just sent the cards, so maybe by this coming or the next Friday you will have your cards.  :)

Another issue, I've just recorded a Battle Theatere from Soul Calibur 3 featuring you Vs. Yosimitsu, as well as me Vs. Mary Lee Walsh and a couple of others. I will have the Battle Thetere shows in MP4 format soon, and all you to watch them this coming Friday on my PSP. I've unlocked all the Custom Character Jobs, so everyone is at the highest role. I started your character as a Ninja, which later unlocked Assassan, which later unlocked Samurai; you are now Samurai Class. I started as a Saint (because that sounded like basically who I am), then I've got upgraded to Sage (no more beyond that). Also available were Thief >>> Pirate, Barbarian >>> Gladiator >>> Knight, Dancer, Monk, and the topper, Swordsmaster.

Each Job has a specific number of compatable weapons. Like for you, as Ninja: Kunai, Katana & Shuriken, Sickle (flexible), and weapons of Taki & Setsuka. Then as Assassin: Wave Sword, Iron Sword, Chinese Sword, and weapons of Lizardman and Tira. And NOW as Samurai: Katana (only), Katana & Shuriken, Sickle (flexible), and Weapons of Mitsurugi and Yoshimitsu. :D

I, as Saint, welded: Staff (Personal Weapon of Choice), Dagger, Steel Fan, and Weapons of Zasalamel and Talim. Now as Sage I get: Chinese Blade, Sword & Shield, Staff, and Weapons of Sophita and Casandra.

The list of weapons for each job were listed from lowest level earned to highest (Lv1, Lv10, Lv20 and Lv30). And my source of information: GameInformer.com.

BTW, John was started as Barbarian, and now is Knight. Also, there was not enough room for "Schroder" in the name spaces, so for both of you, it was shortened to "Schroe"; nothing personal.

Well, enough Soul 3 talk. Let me ask you something, and John may input his opinion for this question as well, Have either of you played Gauntlet 2 or Rampart? I am asking, because the two games are avilable in the PSNetwork Store, downloable to PS3. And I wanted your feedback if either or both of you played either one.

Oh, I did download the new Super Rub-a-Dub game; it is so cute and fun. With the Sixaxis, I rotate and shake a tub with the hero Rubber Duckie, and guide it to collect the trapped smaller ducks and lead them to the Drain Exit. And I have to stay away from the wind-up toy Sharks, unless I'm playing the bonus level as the shark and I would have to eat the ducks.

Well, if you find a website where the PGSM episode are downloable with the appropriate format, let me know and I'll get to work on that. Otherwise, I'm killin' time on PS3 or PSP or DS, or with family. Here's a cute rhyme-scheme I've made up recently (inspired by a Wii Comercial):

"On your (GBA) SP,
create your Mii,
and play it on Wii,
with your PSP,
hooked to the PS3,
because it's fun see?"

Okay, I'll check in again later, and I await your next E-Mail. You all take care.

I'm thinkin' of you fondly, sweetie;
Chris Chan.
OXOXOX

June

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 5:57:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey Megan,

I hope you are having a safe trip to Kentucky at this time.

As for me, it's not bad here. I'm finishing up copying the G1 Transformers episodes to DVD-Rs. I've learned I could download games/demos from the JAPANESE Playstation Store (I had to create a Japanese account, with a made-up street address). It's cool, I've downloaded free demos of Folklore, Everyone's Golf 5 and the Playstation1 Demo of XI Sai (a dice game (it can be copied for play on PSP)). And this game I'm learning about that is internet based (similar to the upcoming Home), from the Dokidemo title (the import Cat game on PSP). I'm going to see if I can learn more on GameFaqs.com.

Also, I've learned from the US Playstation website about a NEW Gundam title coming soon for PS3 (hopefully rated better than Crossfire) titled "Dynasty Warriors: Gundam". Apparently its gameplay will be based on the previous Dynasty Warriors games, but the Gundams will be the main playable mechs. FYI, I've purchased the Crossfire game during Gamestop's Game Days sale for practically a steal at $29.99.

I have de-weeded Cwcville, and I'm working on getting it back in shape. I look forward to our first Wi-Fi visit; please let me know the date and time YOU or I should have your/my gate open. By the way, my DS's touch screen in the middle is out of order; I won't be able to touch the "g" key, so I will have to type the letters with my control pad and A button (it may be slower).

I will await your E-Mail, or I may check in again later. You all take care.

Thinkin' of you fondly and sweetly;
Chris Chan. <3<3<3

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 9:22:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

I lost a bit of sleep last night, because I remembered that yesterday (June 27), one year ago, Patti passed away. I cried for a while, with my mom, being reminded of the Burdens hardest to bear; I'm fine now. Funny side-stories, I didn't remember till just after I hit the sack, but earlier I was playing Guitar Hero to complete the Hard Mode. One song to go, "Bark At The Moon"; I said to myself that this one was for Patti. And before that, my mother suggested we go to the SPCA, in addition to finding about the upcoming Rummage Sale, we'd look at the puppies. Subconsiously, we were, without realizing it, being reminded of this one-year anniversary. At least now, Patti's resting in peace, and she's looking down and protecting us and our cats. Did I tell you that Patti and our elder kitty were really close; they would chat on and on, share food and sleep together.

On the bright side, I took up Gamestop's current offer of trading in 2 PS3 games to get one FREE; I got the new Transformers Game after trading in Untold Legends Dark Kingdom and Armored Core 4. I plan to getting replacement copies of those two in the near future. AC4 is among the Game Days Sale offer at 25% off.

I hope you all are safe and doing well. Take Care.

Thinkin' Fondly of you (alongside Patti; bless her soul); Chris Chan. <3<3<3

July

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Tue, 3 Jul 2007 2:16 pm
Subject: Dearest Megan

I hope that you are able to get my messages over in Kentucky. BTW, which time zone are you in, Central or Eastern? That will matter to when you'd like me to visit you/open my gate.

As for the Dynasty Warriors - Gundam demo, I have enjoyed it. It has better graphics than Crossfire, I get a bird's eye view of the scene, the sword and shield is used more than gunfire, and the control is easier and mech movement is faster.

Last Friday at the League was not bad. A new kid entered who started his membership from a tournament, so he already had a POP ID number upon his first arrival to the Game Place. I won a few games; lost a couple. I didn't buy any Soul Calibur packs then, but I plan to this coming Friday. On that issue, I will enclose scanned images of the cards I get in the e-mail I send you just after getting a pack or so. Brianna and her family are doing good as well.

I miss you a lot, but I'm okay; I still get a sweet, happy feeling each time I think of your fun wit, your charms, your pretty face and the fun you and I have shared so far.  :) I hope you and your family are safe and doing well.

I hope to hear from you soon, and I will send another message later on. XOXOXO

Your Faithful Friend who thinks fondly of you;

Chris Chan. <3

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 8:52:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

I'm guessing you all have been busy, getting settled and enrolling John and whatnot, but I would appreciate a reply soon.

Anyhoo, I got the last 4 Soul Calibur (First Expansion) packs that were at the Game Place tonight, so I got to keep the box. Quite a lot of cards to scan, so I'll just list them. And you may look them up on eBay. The picked up cards are as follows:

• Shishi-Oh - Asset
  
• Inhuman Fortitude - Asset
  
• Reverse Spiral - Atk
  
• Thrust Throw - Atk
  

Despair - Atk **Voldo**
Destined Greatness - Atk
The Power of the Gale - Found
Twin Splitters - Atk (X2)
Shadow Split - Atk
Hem Stitck - Atk (X2)
Cross Style Mastery - Found
Helm Divider - Atk (X2)
Belligerent Aggression - Found
Holy Purification - Atk
Sublime Contmplation - Found
Dark Destroyer - Atk
Swift Edge - Atk (X2)
Disembowel - Atk
Ax Grave - Atk
Annihilation - Atk
Tornado Shot - Atk
Persistence - Found
Thrust - Atk
Earth Scroll - Atk (X2)
Bamboo Cutter - Atk
Lost Memories - Found
Rising Ripper - Atk
Evil Eye - Atk
Material Advantage - Found
Tenpu-Kosai-Ryu-Kai - Found
Made not Born - Found
Sword Buster - Atk
Circle of Steel - Found
Destruction - Atk
Hades Break - Atk

That's it for this time.

Briana is still doing good, so is Tony and Ty. We had three new members come in this time; I put together 3 decks for them. Two them were brothers, Mason and Brandon, and Brandon, I've learned from their mother, is High-Functioning Autistic. He also was born with weak legs, so he gets around on crutches. Anyway, they all should know the Pokemon TCG rules well now.

I will not be attending the League next Friday; my mother and I will be attending the SPCA Rummage Sale Opening that day, so no new cards then.

On Independence Day, my mother and I went to see the new Transformers movie; it was awesome. It was very dramatic, had chunks of PG-13 humor and a dash of romance. One humorous moment I remember was something I didn't get to see everyday, Bumblebee leaked lubricant onto a bad man of secret organization "Sector Seven" like he was doing number 1. There was of course plenty of Military Land and Air action and drama. One soldier was looking forward to coming home to hold his newborn daughter for the first time. A few of the other soldiers were speaking spanish in front of the Americans. And there were confrences at the Pentagon. You don't have to be a total Autobot fan to enjoy the bunches of Men In Action that I know you would.  :)

Well, I have things to do, but I hope you all are doing well in Kentucky. And I miss you, sweetie. <3 Please reply soon.

Faithfully yours with fondful thoughts;
Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 6:01:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

Just checkin' in again.  :)

I've completed my Transformers game with all missions and sub-missions completed and all icons and energon cubes collected. I've unlocked all the bonus movie/toy/comic images, all seven movies and the ability to play as Generation 1 Optimus Prime and Megatron. I've enjoyed the fantastic detailed graphics, a bit of "Deceptive" Destruction, flying around with Sixaxis Tilt control, Saving the day, crusin' the streets, and of course the transformations.

Currently, I'm playing Genji: Days of the Blade (free rental due Sunday); It's great ninja-style action, and the story is good too.

I hope you've been able to have fun with your PS2 and the Eyetoy or the Guitar.  :) There is still nothing new in video games on Sailor Moon. And upon investigation, I can download ALL the PGSM episodes from Veoh and get them burned to DVD (regardless of the subtitle situation; you can still watch it fully on PC or zoom out on your DVD Player), so I will start work on that soon.

And I have some dough set aside for the Rummage Sale this Friday; I could make out great with finding working systems and games for trade-in and profit.

Aside from all that, I think fondly of you lots, and I count down the days until you and your family return, as well as an E-Mail from you. I miss you so much, and I hope you all are well and safe.

I got to go; the Simpsons are about to come on. Hey...I like you. <3<3<3

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:18 am
Subject: Dearest Megan,

I just rested after getting home from the rummage sale. My mother and I left at about 1:00, we went to Chik-fil-a for Cow Appreciation Day (Free Combo for looking like a cow; I made cow masks for us). After lunch, we went straight to the sale, where we were the 4th and 5th in line, and we waited about 2 1/2 hours. I kept myself entertained with the original Transformers Movie on my PSP for the most part. The NBC news crew was there, and it islikely that I got my face on television (I'll find out on "Film at 11"). And we were interviewed by a paper reporter. As much to my excitement of hopeful finds of Gamecube, PS2 and such for profitable trade-in, after getting a shopping cart, I rushed (without running over anybody) to the electronics. And to my dismay, all they had were a Sega Genesis, a Playstation 1, and the only PS2 they had was priced at $125 (whereas in previous years, it was priced at only $25), so I didn't buy anything. Although my mother made out in her big bunch of fabrics and stuff. On the way home, we picked up a couple more free combo meals, and I decided since I still had the dough, I went ahead and picked up at Wal-Mart a PS3 Intercooler set and a (Autobot) Bumblebee PS2 Slim Skin (for my PS3). The day wasn't as swift as expected, but it wasn't a total loss.

I wish I could hear from you. I hope you all are doing well. I will send another e-mail soon.

Faithfully yours,

Chris Chan. <3<3<3<3<3

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 9:59:11 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

From the "Rubi" (Spanish soap opera with english subtitles) DVD set I spent a few of my saved points on My Coke Rewards, which I've received Friday, I just watched the first episode; it was good, I've enjoyed the drama, as well as the scenery of Mexico.

I'd tell you more, but it's moderately hard to think with the return of the gunky ear; it just happened earlier today but in the left ear. I've used some of my previously perscribed ear medicine, but I will attempt to wash it out in the shower later. It's quite the bother like last time.

Aside from that, I'm still thinking of you sweetly and fondly; it is good.  :) I long to see you again at the Game Place and welcome you back with open arms. I sometimes feel lonely, but it is so worth the wait just to be close to you again. <3 I hope you are safe and well.  :)

I'll send you another message soon.

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. <3<3<3

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Wed, 18 Jul 2007 6:03:15 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan, (Parappa the Rapper)

About June 29th, I created, edited and submitted an video entry for Playstation.com's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown. I submitted it through e-mail, as well as uploading it to YouTube and Veoh. I just got an E-Mail from the Playstation people, and Good News...

"Congratulations! Your Parappa the Rapper video contest entry has made it into the voting phase of the contest. We will post your video on us.playstation.com and invite the PlayStation Underground to vote on their favorite. Before the fun begins, please print and sign the attached SCEA video release form and fax to my attention at 310.482.4201. Let me know if you have any questions. Good luck! Nathan PlayStation Community Support"

So I've printed the form, signed it, rushed to Kinkos and faxed it. It would be so awesome if I won the Grand Prize... a trip for two to Seattle, WA for the Penny Arcade Expo. And I couldn't think of anyone better to be there with me than you.  :) But given your currently being in Kentucky, and if you all come back home that soon... it could be iffy.

I wanted to let you about that. If you are able to, you may check out the video on Youtube or Veoh; I even mentioned you in it.  :)

Seriously, I really wish I could hear from you real soon. I'd like to know how you all are doing, what's been good in Kentucky; all that good jazz. I miss you. <3<3<3

I'll send another E-Mail soon.

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 8:46:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy 21st Birthday, Sweetest Megan! Happy Birtday to you! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :)

I hope you are having a great Birthday over there in Kentucky. This is what I am able to do for this time, but I did give you your presents earlier. And since you have me in your locket, it's as if I was actually there for your 21st turn.  :)

And while I'm thinkin' about it, last friday was okay; nothing special. I got one pack of SC Blades of Fury, and the cards included were as followed:

• • Mitsurugi (Character Card)

Sole Survivor (Foundation~Yoshimitsu) Spinning Sword (Attack~Yoshimitsu) Mezentius Head Butt (Attack) Killing Bite (Attack) Raise the Shield (Foundation) Tornado Swell (Attack) Jolly Roger Hoist (Attack) Phantasm Fleet (Attack) Dread Charge (Foundation)

I am spreading the word throughout MySpace, my Sonichu, Pokesite 2 (english and spanish), Hot Wheels, and Bionicle websites, through the Playstation Network (with help from playing online with Motorstorm to get names), and Locally at the Game Place and such about voting for my PaRappa the Rapper Video. I'd really like to win that trip and those PSPs, so I can share the expierence with you, my closest, sweetest friend. <3 Who knows, maybe I can wing it for good results.  :)

At least I can keep you up-to-date, even though it may still be a while before you can read these E-Mails.

I'll send you another one soon. Have the Happiest of 21st Birthdays, because you've got a nice family to share it with and me.

Faithfully Yours; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: Susan Hannifan <SHANNIFAN@pvcc.edu>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:48 pm
Subject: RE: Hey, Susan, I have a small favor...

Wow! Congratulations Christian.

Yes I'll be sure to go to the web site to vote.

Best wishes.

Susan Hannifan

Disability Services Counselor

Piedmont Virginia Community College

501 College Drive

Charlottesville, Virginia 22902

434-961-5281

Fax: 434-961-5251

From: cwcsonichu@aol.com [1]

Sent: Friday, July 20, 2007 11:07 PM

To: Susan Hannifan

Subject: Hey, Susan, I have a small favor...

I hope you're doing well.

Anyhoo, I have previously submitted a video for Playstation's PaRappea the Rapper contest, and I am currently among the Top 10 Contestants. If I win the Grand Prize, I can take my Sweet Friend with me to the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle, WA.

Please go to the (http://www.us.playstation.com/vote/parappatherapper/default.aspx) Playstation Website's Voting Page, and Vote for me; I'm the Lucky 7th Video (the one with the Blue Guitar).

Thank you, and I hope you all are still doing well. :)

Take care;

Christian W. Chandler.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:18 pm
Subject: Dearest Megan,

It was rainy about 3-5 this afternoon, but fortunately a bunch of players showed up today at the Game Place. I didn't get a Soul Calibur Pack this week, but I noticed that they have in stock a two-deck pack for Street Figher UFS; Ryu Vs. "Ayku" (wasn't sure of that name) and new Yu-Gi-Oh (GX) Starter Decks featuring Jaden (the Holo card is Elemental Hero Necroshade) and... the boy who plays with the machanic toon vehicles (I forgot his name). Tony warned me last week that he wouldn't make it today, so I worked pretty hard.

I had to sign up two new members; Bridget and Perry. Bridget's deck was perfectly Psychic, so I didn't have to work on hers, but Perry's was a bit of chaos; one Squirtle, one Wartortle, one Blastoise EX, one Turtwig, one (stage 1 for turtwig), one matching stage 2, and the same column scheme applied to Plipup to Empoleon, Chimchar to Infernape and Charmander to Charizard. And he had a bunch of non-evoling basics that made it a real messed-up haymaker, and the rest was about 2 Boost Energies, one Cyclone Energy, one Multi Energy, one Rainbow Energy, one Psychic, some of the other basics (excluding Metal and Dark) totaling to 28 Energy Cards. And he had no Trainer cards. And what he had in his book was somewhat out of order. But I perservered with a mostly colorless deck for him.  :) I got a few small headaches and head-quits (that's where my brain would just zone out for about a few seconds).

Aside from today, last week at the Playstation Store, after like a couple of months, they finally added a NEW PS1 title for download and play on PS3 and PSP: Castlevania - Symphony of the Night. It set me back about 9.99, but I downloaded it. I have made it about half-way to fully through; I'm now playing in the inverted castle (it's upside-down...freaky).

Also, I have been working hard on spreading the word around locally, on MySpace and on the PSNetwork about voting for my video on the Playstation website. I've played Motorstorm online to get a bunch of names for new acquaintances; I've rarely been able to make it at First place. But one time I did manage to make 3rd. Quite the stress-work, but it will be worth it if I win the trip to Seattle. I fantasy you and me taking the trip, having fun at the Penny Arcade Expo, maybe take a tour of the Nintendo of America company, playing Guitar Hero with you on my PS3 in our hotel room, and basically just being with you, period.  :) And I would give you and John the two PSPs (but I would keep one of the two PaRappa the Rapper games). But I digress...

I hope you and your family are doing well and good in Kentucky. I'd wish for you to come back sooner, but I can't control how soon John will be able to finish his mechanic course. I'll be happier when you are standing in front of me again, safe and sound.  :)

That's enough from my heart (blush) for a while, my sweet friend. I'll e-mail you again soon.

Faithfully yours;

Chris Chan. <3<3<3

August

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: community_support@directpartners.com
Sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 8:20:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: To Nathen;

In addition to my message on your machine...

I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!" *sigh*

I had my fantasies of having fun with Megan, taking her to a really extravagent destination (I am not rich), taking a long-wanted tour of the Nintendo of America company tour, with her, playing Guitar Hero against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our first time in the bed... *sigh*

Life can be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.

But I digress; TAKE THE A-CAPELLA RULE TO THE MAX on those THREE out of ten videos.

Take care; Christian Weston Chandler. (:_(

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 9:08:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Well, I'm emotionally busted... :(

I just learned that I am not the winner of the PaRappa Chop Chop Master Onion Contest; among their ten videos, they were organized Alphabetically (I checked the html source, and that explained why I was number 7. Anyway, that lucky jerk, admstackhouse (assumed to be his e-mail name), gets to go to Seattle. That SOB should have really been disqualified; his dance was supposed to be MUSIC-FREE, yet he has some s***y beatbox noises in the background throughout his video (so did two others).

I am Angry, Depressed and Lonesome ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY. I worked so d*** hard; I sent like over 500 messages between MySpace, Playstation Network and AOL. And I even made up over 120 dummy e-mail accounts to match with their dummy Playstation accounts, so I could stuff the f***in' ballot...

I really wanted to take you somewhere fun and exciting so you and I could be together for longer than usual...and I really wanted to give you and John each a PSP... *sigh* I've failed. So much effort...rappin' and dancin' with goofy effects to be even considered...spreading the word as far and wide as possible...wasted. And I did it all for you, Megan; I had you in my heart as I chopped the Onion A-La Mode dance...I gave so much energy, even had a gut virus for a couple of days...crazy I guess.

Anyway, I'm not in such a delighful mood at this time; it may take a few days or so for me to recover...then again, you make me feel happy...I just realized that you were and still are a continuing inspiration for me. I looked at you in our photo ever since you left for Kentucky, and I get a happy feeling... from the feeling of having you to fall on when I feel low. You are such a delightful listener, and you are truly intelligent when you talk about what interests you and such. I am so delighted to have you in my life, and I appreciate you everyday. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Oh, so what if I didn't win that trip; I still can look forward to being able to coming over to your house, or you to mine, sometime. And I will get to see you at least on Fridays (although I'd like to be able to be with you much more than that). I like you so much, Megan.

As for the what happened at the Game Place; it was so-so, and I didn't get any Soul Calibur cards today. Although from my monthly tugboat, I did get the new Guitar Hero game and the PS1 classic, UmJammer Lammy, some ink for my printer, a bunch of slim cd and DVD cases and a 4GB memory stick duo.

Although I'm certain you have oodles of stories of your days in Kentucky, and I truly look forward to listening to you telling me about them.  :)

Thank you, Megan, for being my continuing inspiration. I hope you all are doing well, and I await your safe and sound return. Take care.

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: community_support@directpartners.com
Sent: Sat, 4 Aug 2007 7:23:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: To Nathen

Nathen, I have sent the following message to the community support at the Playstation Website, and the webmaster. I have also called Playstation support to directly input my complaint. So, I thought I would send it to you as well.

I DO NOT BELIEVE Adamstackhouse should be the winner of the PaRappa the Rapper Chop Chop Master Onion Contest, and there are a few others among the TOP TEN who all have VIOLATED THE POSTED OFFICIAL RULES. Please allow me to describe the violations as I rewatch the saved videos from my PSP, and I quote the Official Rules at http://www.us.playstation.com/EP/Promotions/283/Rules.html.

"The performance must be a cappella (meaning without music), and it must be one of the three (3) songs that are provided on the contest entry page. The lyrics must be the same lyrics used in the game. Changing the lyrics will result in disqualification. Please do not include other people in your video as this will also result in disqualification."

And if you Don't believe me, you should watch the TEN videos again for yourselves. *The bolded and underlined names are the names of the individuals who have violated the Officials Rules, and the BOLDED details are the obvious violations.

Video 1: adamstackhouse- IT HAS MUSIC - He has his SISTER IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM.
Video 2: ajbrewer- Nothing wrong here; no music, no lyric change, and he's all alone.  :)
Video 3: aprelewsky- IT HAS MUSIC - He has a DUDE IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM.
Video 4: Billjones- This one is cool; no music, no lyric change, and although it looks like there are two guys in the video, upon closer inspection, they are both the same dude.  :)
Video 5: brudell- He has his DUDEFRIEND IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM.
Video 6: chrisadams- Although it is high on volume and echoful, he is all alone in the video, no music, and he is quoting the lyrics from his printed sheet.  :)
Video 7: CWCSonichu *My Video*- Granted, I did start and end the video with an introduction and Guitar Hero ending, and that was only a photo of me and my friend, Megan; the rules do not state anything about photos. I had the printed lyrics taped to the tripod holding the camera, and I did not change any of the lyrics of Chop Chop Master Onion; that was why I was leaning forward at times in the video. And, obviously, I had no music during the song.  :)
Video 8: DSiferd- This is okay; no music, good lyric match, and like in Billjone's video; the leaf guy and driver are both the same guy.  :)
Video 9: scotteichmer- Although it was too close to his face, there was no music, he matched the lyrics (with a "That's it" at the end), and a stuffed monkey does not qualify as a person.  :)
Video 10: suryabuchwald- IT HAS MUSIC, and it sounds more like the theme to Super Mario Bros than Chop Chop Master Onion. And I will note that upon close inspection, the three guys are the same dude.

I understand that it's too late to hold another election, but I suggest that you award the Grand Prize to the highest voted among the SIX Qualified Videos.

Thank you for your time, and please personally reply to this E-Mail As Soon As Possible, or call me at my home phone at (434)-990-0198.

Sincerely, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler - Ruckersville, Virginia.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 8:13:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Dearest Megan,

Yesterday, after some rest, I still felt anger and resentment against that lucky S.O.B. winner. But I have found two faults in his video that were against the official rules; there was music, and there was more than one person in the video. I also found three more out of the remaining nine with the similar violations. I have sent some e-mails among the Playstation consumer services, and I have called the company personally and registered my grand complaint. It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos, or I am not Autistic.

Anyway, I wanted to let you know about that. I hope you all are still doing well in Kentucky, and I will truly feel so much better when I see you personally in front of me safe and sound.  :)

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. <3<3<3

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 2:51:47 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: OUCH....My Heart...

Megan, sweetie, I NEVER said anything about you being my "girlfriend"; in the video, I said, "The only song I know is 'Master Onion' which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend, Megan. I truly care about your feelings, and I am 500 times sorry... :_( I meant what all I did when I talk about you to be complimentive and flattering, not the contrary. I was only trying to make you happy.

I NEVER meant any "sexual harrassment"; granted that I have had one or two fantasies before, but I sincerely would NEVER intentionally do anything of the sort to you without your consent. You mean SOOOOOO much to me... As youu are aware, I'm guessing, I do not have many gal-pals in or around Charlottesville, and I treasure having you in my life, and as my closest, sweetest friend I could ever have in this one-hores, VIRGIN-ONLY STATE. If I lost you... it would TOTALLY SHATTER my heart, my soul, my being. I CAN NOT AFFOARD to lose you; I need you. Having you in my life, and as my gal-pal, is essentally wkat keeps me from reverting to a sad, lonely, depressed, apocolyptic state, like I have expierenced before when that witch of PVCC, Mary Lee Walsh, SHATTERED MY HEART AND SOUL when I was searching for a BOYFRIEND-FREE, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, white girl to be my friend, and over time maybe grow into a SWEETHEART. Even right now, as I type this E-mail, I feel like I have been torn vertically into two, and I am typing on a keyboard that has been turned upwardly crooked from being banged against a raised knee... It really hurts...

I will remove the video from the internet soon as per your request, and I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want you and me to still be friends. And as much as I truly understand how you feel about romance and love, I can't deny the feelings in my heart... I MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH; I would look at our sacred photo every night, and I would feee soooo much happier, because I have you as my one-and-only, single-solitary, once-in-a-lifetime-like, gal-pal. And I would wonder how you were getting along and faring in Kentucky, and I would hope to get to see you again in front of me soon... Megan... I love ou.

I gotta go.

Faithfully yours; Christian W. Chandler.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net>
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am
Subject: .....

Christian-

I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your behavior has irritated me for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me.

Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed.

And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.

With all that said, we're down to two options: A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. -or- B: Never see me again

I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened.

I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it.

Please listen to me next time ~Megan

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: community_support@directpartners.com
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:14 am
Subject: PS

I was solely depressed earlier when I called, because my Sweet Megan went AWOL. Justice will still be done, sworn on my Autism. I will still accept the prizes.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:55 am
Subject: Hey.

I took care of the video; I edited the original video by removing the pic, then I uploaded the new to repace the old. So your face is not in there anymore.

I was depressed ALL DAY from those harsh words, but I'm not blaming you. I can only guess something unexpected happened that wasn't in favor. I apologize if I have offended you in any way. Please don't leave me, Sweet Friend, Megan.

Faithfully yours;

Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 3:46 pm
Subject: I now understand.

I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the burst of anger. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.

You, Megan, truly are an inspiration for the better, even a neccessary "better half", for me. I thank you for leading me toward the light of better judgement.

I hope to see you again soon. <3<3<3<3

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.  :)

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: webmaster@playstation.sony.com
To: Christian Chandler <CWCSonichu@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 2:48 am
Subject: Re: Website Questions or Issues: General Question

Hi Christian,

Thank you for writing us.

We value your input and appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Please rest assured that we will convey your feedback to Sony Computer Entertainment America's ("SCEA") appropriate management.

If you have further questions regarding this message, please refer to your email case number:4763303.

Jan Multimedia Representative Sony Computer Entertainment America Consumer Services Department

Additional Support Resources
−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−
PlayStation.com Knowledge Base: Browse through hundreds of helpful FAQ articles at our Knowledge Base at PlayStation.com. To begin, please click on http://playstation.custhelp.com

PlayStation.com Support Page: You will find helpful content divided by our PlayStation(R) product lines. Please visit http://www.us.playstation.com/Support and select the PlayStation product of your choice to learn more.

Original Message Follows:
−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−

Consumer Name: Christian Chandler Consumer Email: CWCSonichu@aol.com

Message from Consumer: I DO NOT BELIEVE Adamstackhouse should be the winner of the PaRappa the Rapper Chop Chop Master Onion Contest, and there are a few others among the TOP TEN who all have VIOLATED THE POSTED OFFICIAL RULES. Please allow me to describe the violations as I rewatch the saved videos from my PSP, and I quote the Official Rules at http://www.us.playstation.com/EP/Promotions/283/Rules.html.

"The performance must be a cappella (meaning without music), and it must be one of the three (3) songs that are provided on the contest entry page. The lyrics must be the same lyrics used in the game. Changing the lyrics will result in disqualification. Please do not include other people in your video as this will also result in disqualification."

And if you Don't believe me, you should watch the TEN videos again for yourselves. *The bolded and underlined names are the names of the individuals who have violated the Officials Rules, and the BOLDED details are the obvious violations.

Video 1: adamstackhouse- IT HAS MUSIC - He has his SISTER IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. Video 2: ajbrewer- Nothing wrong here; no music, no lyric change, and he's all alone.  :) Video 3: aprelewsky- IT HAS MUSIC - He has a DUDE IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. Video 4: Billjones- This one is cool; no music, no lyric change, and although it looks like there are two guys in the video, upon closer inspection, they are both the same dude.  :) Video 5: brudell- He has his DUDEFRIEND IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM. Video 6: chrisadams- Although it is high on volume and echoful, he is all alone in the video, no music, and he is quoting the lyrics from his printed sheet.  :) Video 7: CWCSonichu *My Video*- Granted, I did start and end the video with an introduction and Guitar Hero ending, and that was only a photo of me and my friend, Megan; the rules do not state anything about photos. I had the printed lyrics taped to the tripod holding the camera, and I did not change any of the lyrics of Chop Chop Master Onion; that was why I was leaning forward at times in the video. And, obviously, I had no music during the song.  :) Video 8: DSiferd- This is okay; no music, good lyric match, and like in Billjone's video; the leaf guy and driver are both the same guy.  :) Video 9: scotteichmer- Although it was too close to his face, there was no music, he matched the lyrics (with a "That's it" at the end), and a stuffed monkey does not qualify as a person.  :) Video 10: suryabuchwald- IT HAS MUSIC, and it sounds more like the theme to Super Mario Bros than Chop Chop Master Onion. And I will note that upon close inspection, the three guys are the same dude.

I understand that it's too late to hold another election, but I suggest that you award the Grand Prize to the highest voted among the SIX Qualified Videos.

Thank you for your time, and please personally reply to this E-Mail As Soon As Possible, or call me at my home phone at (434)-990-0198.

Sincerely, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler - Ruckersville, Virginia.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 8:27:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Hey...How you doing?

It's been a while, and I haven't heard anything from you. So I thought I would check in.

I can only imagine what your may be feeling from the recent trauma. I truly care and worry about you. I wanted you to know that I blurted out my confession, because my heart was hit so bad, that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the deep feelings I had held in for so long. *sigh*

I can't apologize enough for hurting you the way I did with my jealously over the rule-violating winner, for my lonely, wandering hands wanting to feel your gentle, and spunky, soul, for figiting over such trivial gestures that some others were permitted to share with you, whereas you wouldn't permit me to for your reasons... Not knowing your current feelings, not knowing what else is going on in your world, not knowing if you and I are still the closest friends to have been for almost two whole years... is all a great weight on my still-recovering heart and my tearful soul... It's hard for me to enjoy things as I did while I knew you and I were sweet friends, and as I felt there could have been a strong foundation for my one bright future in this cursed Autistic life. But since I read that message last week and not having heard anything new from you, my faith for that future felt sooo lost; my faith in our friendship wained thin.

I CAN'T LOSE YOU, Megan Schroeder, you are the foundation of my happiness after the depression from my LONG, ENDURING Love Quest, you are the inspiration for me to carry on as I was able to for the past greater than a year and so on, you were the reason that I was able to shed fewest tears for that time.

Please, please, please, forgive me, let me know that you and I are still the closest friends, and don't deprive you and me of our fun by boycotting the Friday trips to the Game Place.

Truly, I just would fall into an infinite sink-hole of depression if I lost you from my life, and it would be an unbearable tragedy... *sigh*

Please reply as soon as possible.

<3<3<3.....<3........<.....3................

Christian Weston Chandler.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com
To: clarinetangel@hotmail.com
Sent: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:03 am
Subject: Hello, Kat, I am Christian Chandler

You may or may not know me (depending on how often you're on the internet, and if you've found me by reference or search), but I have something to tell you about your "cuddle-butt", Jason. He has been playing a Major Cog in the Slander Factory known as Encyclopedia Dramatica, and among all the innocent victims that the website has vandalized beyond the worst embarrassment known to mankind within their grasp, your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE.

Against me, that page has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me. It broke my heart.

Also, the chaos from the page broke up the buddy friendship between me and my buddy, Joshua Martinez, who attended Special Ed classes with me during our childhood.

And after the first time I found that page myself, I went into a spiral of rage against that machine, that with the break-ups and chaos, I became depre ssed and went into a forced-by-personal-emotions hiatus.

There are numerous other chaotic happenings that raged from the ED page, but I can't remember them all.

Anyway, the point is, if it wasn't for your "Bully Next Door", I would not have to have had to endure the stress, emotional pains, break-ups, self-torments, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!!!

Who knows what he may have in mind against you in relation. While he may have started with me, or possibly any one or more of the victims on Encyclopedia Dramatica, who knows when he will do something similarly evil or worse against you.

Oh, BTW, in other states, it IS illegal for his 20-year old self to be Dating 17-year old you.

My apologies for informing you and possibly causing emotional stress and rage, but I felt it was my duty to inform you before it was too late.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler.

[Image:Aceofcloves.jpg|right|thumb]

From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Subject: Hey, Megan
Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:09 pm
Attachments: Patti-Chan_Folklore_plus_details.jpg (238K), Patti-Chan_Folklore.jpg (111K)
I didn't get a chance to tell you, but it was truly good to see that you all got back safe from Kentucky...I truly did miss you. Also it is a weight off my shoulders to hear from you that we are still good friends.

Anyhoo, how did John do in his Mechanics class; what was his grade and such? How was your stay in Kentucky? And have you been practicing your Guitar skills on your PS2? *I hope you got better.  :)

Also, a few weeks ago, I learned about the Folklore Create-A-Creature contest on the Playstation website; make up a unique creature suitable for the Fantasy world of the upcoming PS3 game, write up the details of the character and send in the .jpg file. Five will be chosen, among whom will win a copy of the PS3 game and a matching artwork book, and Only One will be programmed into a upcoming Downloable-from-the-Playstation-Store Add-On where the creature will be catchable and playable in the game. Simply put, I sent in Patti-Chan (see image below). Speaking of Patti, cute-like story, it was June 27, 2007, the date of the first year anniversary since her accent to heaven. On that date, neither of us realizing the anniversary yet, but my mother talked about going to the local SPCA building and adopting a new dog. That night, I realized it upon a Random Remembering, and I cried for a while, so did my mother after I had informed her. But we did realize that we talked about adopting a new dog on the date of the first anniversary. Bless her soul.

Well, like I said, I will be returing to the UVA's Alderman Library twice a week starting Sept. 4 to resume my Sweetheart Search (AKA Love Quest). *sigh* It will be lonely, torturing and enduring like it has been in the past, but I have my dream of a lil' Crystal Weston Chandler. And the movies and games on my PSP will give me something else to think about as I go back to wishin', hopin', and prayin' to be found by an "18-25-Year Old, caring, sweet, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, white girl" (hopefully a virgin) "to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up". And at the end of each lonely wait, I will quote my old joke of a commercial, "Call Right Now, and we'll send you a Beautiful Girlfriend FREE". Then I will pretend to call RIGHT NOW, and always get BUPKIS. *sigh* Whatever.

One more thing, while I'm thinking about it, are you finished with the Pok'emon Ranger DS game yet, because I still remember our deal?

Well, take care you all; I'll see you all again next Friday.

Your Friend; Chris Chan.

October

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: I'm sorry... *sigh*

The hugging was one thing, but when I heard the smack of your kiss on his cheek, it started a chain reaction in my head from "OMG" to simultanious infuration and jealousy. I assure you that I would not do anything extreme to Christopher.

Originally, I was not fond of him, because it was obvious that he was a homo. Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation. I've seen the episode of "South Park" where Mr. Garrison had that operation; they showed the gruesome details. ugh...

I was programmed to be more favorable towards women over those of my gender. With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a Sweetheart to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without lonliness and with love and children. And besides that, my Autism is not much help on the programming of my mind. *sigh*

Oh, my life.

I have been trying to move on, but I still have caring feelings for you, Megan, since I still have not found another Boyfriend-Free woman to transfer the care to. I sit at the UVA's Alderman library for Three Hours on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with a printed advertisement taped on the bar-type furniture across from me, and I am waiting, hoping and praying to be found/picked up by a Boyfriend-Free, 18-25-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white woman, who will voluntarily be my Gal-Pal to Girlfriend to Sweetheart. Can you understand the loneliness I feel from days and days of not even being approached by a caring someone while I wait and wait and wait to be found by a caring someone? Not only is it Very Lonesome, but it is Tiresome, Troubling and Frustrating... *sigh* It's been that way since the beginning of my Sweetheart Search in August, 2003. Granted the relieving heart poundings I felt for you for over a year, until the e-mail I received during the Parappa contest last August.

But rest-assured, aside from the past issues and angst against the males of the Boyfriend-Factor, I, Christian Christopher Weston Chandler, have not and will not ever have any intention of killing or murdering or physically ensue pain towards any person, including your Christopher.

I am sorry about Friday night, Megan.

Take care; Christian Christopher Weston Chandler.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 4:24 am
Subject: what's up?

Christian I can probably understand how you're feeling. You looked pretty pissed.....not to mention giving my friend the "fucky finger".

Why? Why do you hate him so much? Cause now he's really scared that you're going to go after him and kill him!

Besides if you have to hate someone, it should be me because I'M the one who didn't return your feelings and didn't want a serious relationship. Remember I have the right to decide who I want to be with. Now I'm not saying that I hate you. You are still my friend....that is if you're going to stop keep getting grudges and tormenting my friend. You're hatred and jealousy towards him is affecting me as well. How do I know you're not going to do something rash? So please just leave us alone.

I'd like for you to just accept this and move on. You have no right to hate him, he did nothing bad to you! Personally I thought you'd actually be happy for me. So please listen to me and please don't do anything bad and just leave Chris alone.

Please get back to me ~Megan

November

The fanart in question (with Chris's classic reply))

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net
Sent: Sat, 3 Nov 2007 11:50:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: Megan, I've had so much to worry about today

The Good News though is that I've had more fans for Sonichu than I thought. Now the worse to bad...

I got this E-Mail earlier that had a set of four fanart of Sonichu and ME. While I enjoyed more the spoof of me sitting at by a box on a sidewalk, "Girlfriend Auditions," and the one with me glaring in the eyes of a blue hedgehog in armor. The OTHER TWO in that set of four... FREAKED, CREEPED AND SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! (A lot worse than my freak-out over you on Christopher's lap last night; please keep that in private, in other words, "Get A Room.") I sent him a reply with respective criticism. I WAS INFURIATED!!!

Then later, I learn from an anonymous tipster about this girl'ss profile page on deviantART, while she has good and fun fanart of Sonichu, SHE IS TAKING THE CREDIT, AND PLACING A FAKE COPYRIGHT, 2007 WITH HER NAME ON IT!!! You, Me, and the rest of the Sonichu Fan Club know that Sonichu Was Born On MARCH, 17, 2000 (Y2K). I sent her a message requesting her to remover her claim of copyright with a warning of Legal Actions.

All the images are attached to this e-mail, or I can show them to you on my PSP later. =0 A I just needed to get that off my head and heart, since my mom fell asleep on me at the moment.

Okay, I'll see you hopefully at the UFS Tournament. Also, don't forget to set your clocks one hour back this weekend.

Take care; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: Samuel Birrell <el_birrell2@yahoo.co.uk>
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 7:28 am
Subject: I have a warning for you dude.

Normally I don't care for what my peers at 4chan.org do. but I bring you some news the people over at /v/ (aka the video game board) are making fun of you and made the http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan site, which you already know, but I left them to it as I couldn't care less what they did but now they have hit a new low and one is planning of pretending to be girl in hopes of getting you to send nude pictures to them. As I said normally I dont care what Anon does but I find this sad and immature and so I feel I must give you a heads up on anonymous's plans to ridicule you on the interwebs..

also if you are going to quote any of this I'd much appreciate you hide my Identity (email address etc)

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com
Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 2:21:23 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Hey, Anna

I have been recovering from the worst weekend of my life. In a nutshell, explicit fan art freaked me out, then someone else put a copyright symbol on their fan art (giving the impression of Sonichu being theirs), I responded to both offenses appropriately, then I Googled "Sonichu", and I found a page that deficated on my person and character. And the second photo-jpg on there was actually taken at The Game Place last Friday, with me thinkin' the dude was taking a pic of the child I was playing Pokemon TCG with. I had asked the guys at The Game Place to check their servaliance camera footage of the timeframe, so I could possibly learn the identity of the person who took that photo. But the guys could not get it to work; they have to talk to their boss-type person. One of them put things in perspective for me, I calmed down for a while. Then my mother comes in during my peace with a lecture of doing more things around the house; I waited for her to finish, then I bursted out the events in a mouth-running-faster-than-my-brain fashion. Now, she is possibly on a warpath against this dude. A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well.

Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica

*sigh*

I'm sorry; I'm still recovering from the worst weekend of my life. I'll get back to you with more positive information soon.

Take care; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com
Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 9:30:58 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Thank you, Anna

But I'm certain that it's just some dude with nothing better to do with his time. He'll probably get tired of doing anything after a week or two, if I do not respond harshly or post anything new. I told my mother she can do whatever she wanted on that, just be careful. My only concern about that is finding out who took that photo pic last Friday and why. Other than that, I'm recovering with the intent of just moving on with my life.

Okay, now for the good news. Have you ever met Joshua Martinez? He's an ol' buddy of mine; we went to JMU during our childhood for Special Education classes. He carpooled with me and my father in his car. While in Harrisonburg, we would have lunch at Country Cookin', and have fun at the park (can't remember the name) that used to have an empty airplane. He is a mix of American and Spanish.

Also, Joshua has cousins who are a band in Hollywood, so Josh has met stars such as Britney Spears, Jessica Alba (Josh told me about Jessie being a mix of American and Spanish), and others. Like I said, Joshua is popular; he's got the looks and the height (about 6'2").

After running to him at McDonalds at Forest Lakes a few weeks ago, he's kept in touch with me more than I would have after that day, and we've caught up in more or less the current events in our lives. He has become VERY Popular with the ladies, I tell you what. :D He's also hooked a few of his male acquaintances with a good gal each. I am no different.

Also, recently, Joshua received an extra Nintendo Wii console from a friend, so he sold it to me for a solid $240 (I saved about 22.49 in comparison to buying at a store after tax).

Megan broke up my emotions for her after the PaRappa contest, but we're still ONLY Friends. After that e-mail, I've moved on, back to the coal mines (so to speak). Granted that I have had absolutely no luck in having ANY women come to me while I hung out at the Alderman Library up to now. Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my MySpace profile at least.

Her name is Lori Lopez. I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... <3<3<3 She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on. I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and Spanish. If you've watched the movie, "Into The Blue," the starring woman, Jessica Alba is an American/Spanish mix as well. =C 2 I'm keeping the Sweetheart Search details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my Sweetheart.  :)

I gtg; my cell phone number is still the same, so feel free to call me.

Take care; Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: Matthew Kelly <mkelly641@hotmail.co.uk>
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 8:16 pm
Subject: Cease and desist

Mr. Chandler,

Matthew Kelly's TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu

Through anonymous sources, it has been made aware to me that you have established a fandom of sorts revolving around my character 'Sonichu'. As the proud writer/artist of the cult 'Sonichu' comic series - having recently enjoyed its fifth year since professional publication through the UK branch of Archie Comics after rough origins of self-publication starting in 1998, I am excitedly exploring the possibility of bringing the series to North American audiences - I am always one to help and provide information towards other aspiring artists. However, having seen the extent to which you have blatantly plagiarized my work, I feel it is necessary for me to step in. I ask you to view the sample image I have submitted, the cover for Sonichu #4 - clearly used as the exact template for the cover page of so-called CWC Comic's fourth issue of 'Sonichu'. Having spent much time and effort with the creation of characters such as Mary Lee Scott and Christopher Chandley, you can imagine my surprize upon discovering that not only had they been copied in their entirety, but the situations and conflicts they encounter had been directly stolen as well. Christopher's struggles to acquire a soul mate is the glue that has held my series together, and it is a serious blow to me to discover that someone has had the disrespect to use it for their own personal gain without any form of acknowledgment or citation. Perhaps even worse is the, frankly, childlike way you have gone about copying my work page-for-page. The sheer lack of artistic effort on your part is a true slap in the face, one that leaves me convinced that your plagiarism was done with the expressed intent to spite my efforts to make an honest living and support my girlfriend.

It is for these reasons, and the obvious financial liabilities on the part of Archie Comics UK, that I send you a cease and desist notice on ANY AND ALL physical or intellectual property relating to the Sonichu franchise, including the maintenance of your website under its current incarnation as 'CWC's Sonichu Site'. You are expected to remove all offending materials from all online sources with which you are in charge of within one week of November 6, 2007. Failure to comply with these demands will result in talks with the webmasters of Tripod and of Myspace to have aforementioned materials removed forcefully. Thank you for your compliance.

-Matthew David Kelly

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net Cc: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 2:45:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Just to let you know...

Hey, Megan. It became kind of a ghost-town at the Game Place last Friday; most of the children left. It's too bad you didn't make it. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I got a Piplup and Turtwig through SUCCESSFUL Trades through the GTS (Wi-Fi). Also, have you or John gone underground with the Explorers' Kit? I found 4 Skull Fossils, so I have 3 extra Craniados; if I don't get one through the GTS by the Friday after Thanksgiving (NO LEAGUE this coming Friday), I need the other fossil Pokemon of the Diamond/Pearl Generation (the one that evolves into Bastiedon). I will trade you or John a Craniados for that Fossil Pokemon. One more thing, please Show me a Palkia in my Diamond game, so I can try to get one through the GTS.

That's about it for now. Please reply ASAP.

Take care; Chris Chan.

P.S. This is Lori; the girl my buddy Joshua is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.

December

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com Cc: polizeigewalt@aim.com
Sent: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 8:42:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: Hey, Megan.

Just a reminder; please reply if otherwise, but please don't forget my Memory Stick Duo, as well as yours and John's Pokemon Diamond/Pearl games and DS Systems for when I meet you all at The End tomorrow.

I will be sure to come with my Wii and Pokemon Battle Revolution and my Action Replay DS accessory.

I will check my e-mail tomorrow in the afternoon for your reply.

Take care, and see you all tomorrow. Chris Chan.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−−
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
To: sweet_angelvanessa162@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:12:17 AM Eastern Standard Time
Subject: I've finished my freestyle heartfelt poem

So, here it is. Please share it with Megan and the Jessicas and the others.

For My True Love, I Would… A message from what’s left of my heart and soul, by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at McDonalds, then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. J I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.