Chris and negotiation

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When it comes to dealing with Chris, trolls often experience a unique form of "Negotiation". Due to a severe sense of entitlement, a lifetime of coddling and other factors that are beyond his control, Christian Weston Chandler is horrible when it comes to comprising, or even realizing what sort of barging position he's in. Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands, as if he had leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only except that Chris will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.


Chris can't compromise

Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together in order to find the best possible solution to solve both of their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of confrontation, and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly has he has made them.

On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate by either listing a bunch of ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up or do anything at all for that matter. After he makes his case, his mind is "closed on the matter" and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely, and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his hugbox.

When he was given his own wiki for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris' mind this meant that every demand he made would be forfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and treated to stop working whenever the webmaster displeased him. Later, when Jack Thaddeus graciously paid for the CWCipedia's web space with.ads featuring homoerotic images were added, Chris went on a tirade. Chris immediately demanding that they be taken down, but refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how adverting worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything.

Later, during the "popularity contest" between Sonichu and Asperchu,he tried to make amends with Alec Benson Leary. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to Sonichu. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several "clauses" to his applogies. In fact, Chris' list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game of his XBox and freed a group of Rosechus that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse.

Chris is lazy

Many of these scenarios involve Chris actually getting off his ass and doing something. During the Nintendo saga, Shigeru Miyamoto stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a video where he pretended to come back from Redmond. When he was pressed on the matter, he said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, he said... and so on.

One of the demands Chris faces often is that he sell or throw out some of his toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between LittleBigPlanet, God of War 3 and ModNation Racers, which leaves most of his games untouched. Even though he doesn't use the vast majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something.

Chris waiting for his china to come to him
Oh God- every single woman, you wanted them to come to your house, you wanted... Sarah to come to your house, you wanted Julie to come to your house, you are so lazy- why don't you leave your house?
Clyde Cash in Mumble 3

Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his "sweethearts" in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted PandaHalo to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted Julie to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or busfare. He wanted Kacey to come to him even though she lived in the DC area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville.

One of the most recent sweethearts, Jackie, was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put in a minimal amount of effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.

Chris thinks ignoring obstacles makes them not exist

When Chris faces a task including something he does not like, or attempts to claim something that he is not allowed to have (such as a contest), he completely ignores those variables.

When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, calling those presenting said reward assholes when he fails to acquire it. When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (such as a deadline), he will explain that he is "working on it" and submit his part of the deal whenever the fuck he wants, well after the deadline.


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