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'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''peeps and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.
'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''peeps and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|got this phrase]] from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.


Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".
Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".


It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet little girl, her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night.
It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet and intelligent little girl (attending school and writing in a diary at four years old, no less), her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night, at one point demanding he stay quiet so he can enjoy Jackie's sweet, wet [[china]] in peace. As such, it's another example of Chris's curious [[JERKS|misandry]] in action.


We get a good look at what kind of parent Chris would be. Although he is a stay-at-home dad, he prefers to send Crystal to pre-school to learn about colors, shapes, and how to tell time. She seems to have learned how to read and write, although this may have been intended to be something she inherited from her journalist mother. On car trips, Chris foists responsibility to his daughter in keeping her screaming tard brother quiet. Reginald was depicted sitting in a booster seat instead of a high chair. This implies one of three things: Chris doesn't know the difference; Chris is irresponsible to seat an infant in an unsecured hunk of plastic; or Reginald is big enough to be a toddler. This last scenario, given Reginald's inability to speak, not being toilet trained, and frequency in soiling himself suggests he inherited [[Autism|a lot]] from his father. [[Sonichu]], Chris's other son, is missing from the video.
At the end, the minifigs of Jackie and Chris are in bed, and Chris cannot resist miming [[Hanky-panky|the inevitable]].


We also get a glimpse of what Chris believes a married sex life would be like. As Chris slams his plastic body against his sweetheart, she cheers him on by telling him that he's doing well (''"Oh yeah, you do it good"'') in a way perhaps more befitting of a [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] than a wife. This may be yet another piece of evidence that Chris needs his future wife to constantly coddle him in the same way Barbara does now. It should be noted, however, that this could also qualify as an example of Chris conflating the situations and behaviors depicted in pornographic material with real life.
Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.


Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.
==Video==
==Video==
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{{quote|Reginald's been a messy lil' babychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops!}}


=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
'''Narrating:''' Okay, here's another story, in all its love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children. That's, uh, Reginald. This one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby, the younger brother. This'll, this'll double as table and uh, beds, during their respective times. So, on with the show. I'm at home, and my wife's coming home from work.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>''[High pitched voice]'' Hi honey, I'm home!
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[''Normally''] Oh hi, sweetheart, how ya doin'? How was your day at work?
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Oh, it's been good.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>I'm just, I'm happy to see you made it home safe. [''Kissing sound'']
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yes. Anyways, journalism is very hard.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today?
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Aw, we, aw, I meant, you, oh, my article got printed. It got very huge responses!''
[''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over'']
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Really.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yeah! But unfortunately they let off, they laid off Wilkinson at work.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>They laid off Wilkinson? What'd they do that for?


Okay, here's another story - you know its[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>'Pparently he just wasn't keepin' up!


AnIhome. And my wife's coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Oh. That's a shame.


[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']  
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']  


''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>So, how're the kids?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>They're doin', they're doin' okay. You know, they're just play-, they're just playing. Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Christian Weston Chandler|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|peeps n' poops]]! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom. It was a [[14 Branchland Court|terrible mess]]. [[Chris's room|Terrible mess]]. I had to clean all that up, and of course I had to change all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too, when he needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Jackie falls asleep.''] Anyway though, they're doin' okay.
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>So how's uhhwubde-dinnerbeready?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Yes. Dinner will be ready in a few, in about fifteen minutes, so you can go uh, get your, you can go put your things away and uh, come to dinner.
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Alright.
 
''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''
 
''[Table and chairs are set out]''
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[[McDonald's|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']
 
[''Offscreen''] Ah shoot, which ones did I say? Ah, the blue one's Reginald, the orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.
 
'''Narrating:''' Hm! So anyway, we just finished up dinner.
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Mmm, that was delicious, dear!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Why thank you. It was a, it was a specialty I had learned from the uh, home imp-, from the uh, food channel. New recipe: [[Giant_Penis_Comic|Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.]]
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Myeah, it was very good!
 
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Bububububoobee! Th!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places.
 
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy, can I go my woom now? I want to play somethin'. I want to go write my diary and, y'know, get ready for bed soon.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Okay [[sweetheart]], Okay Crystal, you go, you go take care of yourself.
 
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Thank you, daddy!
 
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dababubudee!
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh, dinner table and all that.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Okay.
 
'''Narrating:''' Alright so, I take care of the dishes. Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada. And then a lil' while later, I go upstairs to tuck the children in bed.
 
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy, that was a very lovel-, that was a nice story you read to me.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal.
 
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Daddy? Do you think, do you know what I might be when I grow up?
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>No. What do you think you might be when you grow up?
 
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>I think I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police pers-, a police woman]]. I'm still undecided.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>That's alright, you might, you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Good night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl.


''[Table and chairs are set out''] [[Burger King|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']
<font color="#FF9933">'''Crystal''': </font>Goodnight!


[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.
'''Narrating:''' Now we tuck Regin-, and now we tuck Reginald in.


Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. [[Giant Penis Comic|Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.]] ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my woom now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soon.'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dabadabadabadubu!


''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''  
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>[''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight, little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight.


Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, that was a very lovel- very nice story you read to me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a [[Women's Rights|ballerina dancer]]. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police wo- police woman]]. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''  
<font color="#000080">'''Reginald''': </font>Dubehbedubuh.


Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, [[chris and death|he's sound asleep already]], hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already. I hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.


[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.
[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.


''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]'' And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case to report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' ''[Chris begins to [[rape|do the inevitable]], but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight. ''[Chris, avoiding the previous tragedy of getting the figures on the bed, just drops the minifigures on the floor.]''
''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]''
 
'''Narrating:''' And now I meet my wife in bed.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Mmm. So what's up for, what's up for tomorrow?
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Oh, I got another case to report. They got me doin', they got me doin' a trial with uh, some, with some, against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so, took it up on that.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Alright. Mmm. I got my, I got, tomorrow's shopping day. I have to deal with the uh, have to deal with uh, little Reginald crying in the back seat with me, so Crystal will keep him calm.


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<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>That's good.
 
''[Chris begins to do the obvious, but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]''
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>So, you wanna do it?
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yeah, why not. ''[Chris pushes the minifigs together]'' Oh yeah, you do it good! ''[Chris begins to bang the figures together, [[Obesity|the sheer force of which breaks the bed]], in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds]'' Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, awhwww, good, goin' great.
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>You did good.
 
<font color="#CC3299">'''Jackie''': </font>Yay!
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''': </font>Ah, goodnight. Sleep tight.
 
''[Chris, noticing that the bed has been destroyed, just drops the minifigs on the floor.]''
 
'''Narrating:''' The e--
 
==Fan videos==
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| type          = ''Moral Orel'' parody
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==See also==
==See also==
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*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*[[A Sonichu Day]]


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PlayingHouse is a video Chris uploaded on 25 October 2010. In this video, Chris plays with some LEGO people like a pedofork. Most notably, he points out the peeps and poops of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the Family Guy episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.

Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he lies around at home, "taking care of the children".

It is interesting to note that while "Crystal" is portrayed as a sweet and intelligent little girl (attending school and writing in a diary at four years old, no less), her little brother "Reginald" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night, at one point demanding he stay quiet so he can enjoy Jackie's sweet, wet china in peace. As such, it's another example of Chris's curious misandry in action.

At the end, the minifigs of Jackie and Chris are in bed, and Chris cannot resist miming the inevitable.

Also of note is Chris's first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting — though as with everything else Chris does with camerawork and lighting, it is badly done — the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.

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PlayingHouse
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“ Reginald's been a messy lil' babychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! ”

Transcript

Narrating: Okay, here's another story, in all its love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children. That's, uh, Reginald. This one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby, the younger brother. This'll, this'll double as table and uh, beds, during their respective times. So, on with the show. I'm at home, and my wife's coming home from work.

Jackie: [High pitched voice] Hi honey, I'm home!

Chris: [Normally] Oh hi, sweetheart, how ya doin'? How was your day at work?

Jackie: Oh, it's been good.

Chris: I'm just, I'm happy to see you made it home safe. [Kissing sound]

Jackie: Yes. Anyways, journalism is very hard.

Chris: Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today?

Jackie: Aw, we, aw, I meant, you, oh, my article got printed. It got very huge responses!

[Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over]

Chris: Really.

Jackie: Yeah! But unfortunately they let off, they laid off Wilkinson at work.

Chris: They laid off Wilkinson? What'd they do that for?

Jackie: 'Pparently he just wasn't keepin' up!

Chris: Oh. That's a shame.

["Children" slide in front of the screen] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [Lego figures appear unfazed]

Jackie: So, how're the kids?

Chris: They're doin', they're doin' okay. You know, they're just play-, they're just playing. Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom. It was a terrible mess. Terrible mess. I had to clean all that up, and of course I had to change all of his diapers too, when he needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [Awkward silence. Jackie falls asleep.] Anyway though, they're doin' okay.

Jackie: So how's uhhwubde-dinnerbeready?

Chris: Yes. Dinner will be ready in a few, in about fifteen minutes, so you can go uh, get your, you can go put your things away and uh, come to dinner.

Jackie: Alright.

["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]

[Table and chairs are set out]

Chris: Dinnertime! Numnumnumnumnum! [Lego figures join table]

[Offscreen] Ah shoot, which ones did I say? Ah, the blue one's Reginald, the orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Narrating: Hm! So anyway, we just finished up dinner.

Jackie: Mmm, that was delicious, dear!

Chris: Why thank you. It was a, it was a specialty I had learned from the uh, home imp-, from the uh, food channel. New recipe: Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans.

Jackie: Myeah, it was very good!

Reginald: Bububububoobee! Th!

Chris: Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places.

Crystal: Daddy, can I go my woom now? I want to play somethin'. I want to go write my diary and, y'know, get ready for bed soon.

Chris: Okay sweetheart, Okay Crystal, you go, you go take care of yourself.

Crystal: Thank you, daddy!

Reginald: Dababubudee!

Jackie: I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh, dinner table and all that.

Chris: Okay.

Narrating: Alright so, I take care of the dishes. Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada. And then a lil' while later, I go upstairs to tuck the children in bed.

Crystal: Daddy, that was a very lovel-, that was a nice story you read to me.

Chris: I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal.

Crystal: Daddy? Do you think, do you know what I might be when I grow up?

Chris: No. What do you think you might be when you grow up?

Crystal: I think I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police pers-, a police woman. I'm still undecided.

Chris: That's alright, you might, you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Good night! [Fumbles with toy] Oops. ["Kisses"] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl.

Crystal: Goodnight!

Narrating: Now we tuck Regin-, and now we tuck Reginald in.

Reginald: Dabadabadabadubu!

Chris: ["Kiss"] Mmm, well you sleep tight, little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight.

Reginald: Dubehbedubuh.

Chris: Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already. I hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]

Narrating: And now I meet my wife in bed.

Chris: Mmm. So what's up for, what's up for tomorrow?

Jackie: Oh, I got another case to report. They got me doin', they got me doin' a trial with uh, some, with some, against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so, took it up on that.

Chris: Alright. Mmm. I got my, I got, tomorrow's shopping day. I have to deal with the uh, have to deal with uh, little Reginald crying in the back seat with me, so Crystal will keep him calm.

Jackie: That's good.

[Chris begins to do the obvious, but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]

Chris: So, you wanna do it?

Jackie: Yeah, why not. [Chris pushes the minifigs together] Oh yeah, you do it good! [Chris begins to bang the figures together, the sheer force of which breaks the bed, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, awhwww, good, goin' great.

Chris: You did good.

Jackie: Yay!

Chris: Ah, goodnight. Sleep tight.

[Chris, noticing that the bed has been destroyed, just drops the minifigs on the floor.]

Narrating: The e--

Fan videos

Chris Chan Playing With Legos (ZOMG XXX ACTION HOTT NSFW)
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Chris-chan And Jackie -- No Children
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Stardate 25 October 2010
Made By 8x13Wolf
Video Type Moral Orel parody
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks

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