Kim Wilson

"Kim" redirects here. For Chris's, blow up doll see Kimmi.

Kim Wilson is a gal pal of Chris. She was first mentioned in Kacey Call 1, and much of what is known of her comes from references in the Kacey calls. In 2009, Kim was regularly calling Chris at 10 P.M. moniker

Under the moniker ScarletSanctum (her YouTube username) Kim served as a judge for the SingStar Challenge, where she voted in favor of Solid Chris.

Introduction to Chris and Kacey

Prior to the Kacey calls, Kim had been emailing Chris, helping him get into Liquid Chris's email account. In an effort to establish herself as a non-boyfriend free girl, she told him she was with a tough dude named Logan, and together they had two German shepherds. Despite this, Chris still thought Kim liked him, and asked Kacey to ask her what she thought of him. This was in spite of the fact that Chris claimed "I respect her space very much." After Chris gave Kim's email address to Kacey, the two became friends.

Interactions

In August 2009, Kim asked Chris to share his PSN information with her, to which he happily gave up his username and password, resulting in his PSN account getting hacked.

By September 2009, Kim was regularly calling Chris. It was Kim's suggestion that Chris get a sports bra for exercising, prompting Chris to purchase one. That month, Chris also sent her the pictures of him with Hambeast, as well as the picture of him in the sports bra. He also told her he had an insecurity over penis size. While Chris ignored her suggestion to do a Sonichu cosplay, he would later cosplay as Chris-chan Sonichu. She failed at getting Chris to give her his PS3, under the guise that her boyfriend was a professional who could debug it.

It was Kim who told Chris that Regina could just be "a whole bunch of misunderstandings", instead of a troll.

Attempts to improve Chris

Like Kacey, Kim actually tried to get Chris to improve his life. She was asking Chris to eat right and exercise, to stop sighing and saying "whatever", take his Lego city apart, learn to play the guitar, and gave him a mock job interview, in hopes that he'd find a job. Of course none of these happened.

Real-life encounters

Kim might have already encountered Chris by the summer of 2009. In a chat with Vanessa Hudgens from 22 April Chris talked about meeting Joshua at the mall along with a girl named Kim, although it is not known whether it was Kim Wilson or not. The only information discernible about the Kim mentioned in the chat is that she was not previously familiar to Chris (he had a slight trouble recalling her name) and that he was somewhat sexually interested in her ("[Kim] was cute and sexy, but I still remain devoted to my Sweetest Ivy").

At one point, Chris met Kim in person, going to an Applebees with her and Kacey.

On June 2009 a number of videos of Chris interacting in public were uploaded to the YouTube account ScarletSanctum, which as Chris has confirmed belongs to Kim. Anoter series of similar videos was released by the same account on July 2009. However it is not known if the girl heard in Chris's Big Night Out part I and II is Kim or whether or not she was even present during the filming of said videos.

Presuming that the girl featured in Chris's Big Night Out is indeed Kim would mean that part II was shot long before its release on July, as the girl in the video talks about hiding from Chris the fact that she's in a relationship, and yet Chris was already aware that Kim had a boyfriend named Logan by 15 June 2009.

Mentions in videos

In June 2009, after Chris created a video called Don't Trust Any Homos Over There, an upset Kim forced Chris to create the apology video I'm Sorry, Dude, in which Chris insisted that he likes gays who "ac— ...accomplish other things, like Stephen Fry, who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on LittleBigPlanet." Kim claimed to be upset because her boyfriend had a gay brother who lost both his arms in Iraq.

Chris mentions Kim in his August 2009 video, Light His Mind's Darkest Hour, in which Chris states that Kim brought it to his attention that his Curse-ye-ha-me-ha of Liquid Chris was too harsh of a punishment.