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'''My Big 18th Party''' was a short text [[Christian]] wrote about his birthday in [[2000]]. It was written on 10 February [[2003]], and and published the next year, in the third issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''.
[[Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|thumb|250px|It was simpler times for Chris back when he was 18 - five young, attractive women were in his house, and he was more interested in a Dreamcast he got.]]


The story depicts what is perhaps the high-point of his life, so much so that he still wrote about it 3 years later. That none of the girls featured are speaking to him is of little consequence - there were ''females'' in his [[house]]!
'''My Big 18th Party''' was a short text [[Christian]] wrote about his birthday in [[2000]]. It was written on 10 February [[2003]], and published the next year, in the third issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''.


The end of the poem is left hauntingly open, daring the reader to plumb the darkest depths of his or her imagination to find what this fevered wish of a madman rising could possibly be.
The story depicts what is perhaps the high point of his life, so much so that he still wrote about it 3 years later. This was one of the few times Chris ever interacted with his gal pals outside of school hours.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Ironically, possibly because of his shyness, Chris opted to sit alone away from everybody else, as evidenced by the photos taken, which don't even depict him together with his gal-pals once, except for one picture showing the back of his head.


'''SPOILER ALERT:'''
The end of the opus is left hauntingly open, daring the reader to plumb the darkest depths of his or her imagination to find what this fevered wish of a madman rising could possibly be.
 
It was to get some [[china]].


==Chris's story==
==Chris's story==
<center>'''My Big 18th Party'''<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews3.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #3)]</ref> <br>
<center>'''My Big 18th Party'''<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews3.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #3)]</ref> <br>
''By. Christian W. Chandler  
''By. Christian W. Chandler  
February 10, 2003'' <br><br>
February 10, 2003''<br><br>


I will never forget my eighteenth birthday party; it was the best of the rest. The weekend before my real birthday, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I prepared for the party I was going to host that day. We hung balloons and streamers, and we laid [[CWC Cola|refreshments]] on the table. At the door was four of my [[gal pals|high school *amigas]], and one of them brought a [[Lesbian|friend]]. We ate pepperoni pizza and drank Pepsi, it was great. As mother lit the candles, I was filling up with [[semen|ecstasy]]. After I blew the candles, I was presented with… a big jawbreaker from [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], an R.L. Stine novel from [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah]], a planer with stickers from Miranda and a rabbit doll with jelly beans from [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]. We watched [[Wikipedia:Good Burger|Good Burger]] and had fun. After they left, it was done. What did I wish for? <br>
I will never forget my eighteenth birthday party; it was the best of the rest. The weekend before my real birthday, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I prepared for the party I was going to host that day. We hung balloons and streamers, and we laid [[CWC Cola|refreshments]] on the table. At the door was four of my [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[Gal pal|*ami]][[Spanish|gas]], and one of them brought a [[Lesbian|friend]]. We ate pepperoni pizza and drank Pepsi, it was great. As mother lit the candles, I was filling up with [[Chris and drugs|ecstasy]]. After I blew the candles, I was presented with… a big jawbreaker from [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], an [[R.L. Stine]] novel from [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah]], a planer [''sic''] with stickers from [[Gal pal#Miranda_Joyce_Mitchell|Miranda]] and a rabbit doll with jelly beans from [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]. We watched {{w|Good Burger}} and had fun. After they left, it was done. What did I wish for?<br>
[[China|I’m not telling.]] 8) </center>
[[China|I’m not telling.]] 8)</center>


==Images from Chris's 18th birthday==
==Images from Chris's 18th birthday==
Probably one of Chris's lesser embellished stories, this really did happen and Chris provided photographic evidence.
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Image:0466-CWC18th1.jpg|What the hell [[Semen|is on his jeans?]]
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Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|[[Cole Smithey]] (begrudgingly) accepting a hug from [[Barbara]].
Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|A rare shot of Chris with his half-brother Cole.
File:0469-ColesBuddy.jpg|Cole's friend {{w|Ted Rall}}.
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Image:0473-CWC18th4.jpg|Bob tries not to look at Chris's eye-level cum stain.
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Latest revision as of 19:46, 9 September 2024

It was simpler times for Chris back when he was 18 - five young, attractive women were in his house, and he was more interested in a Dreamcast he got.

My Big 18th Party was a short text Christian wrote about his birthday in 2000. It was written on 10 February 2003, and published the next year, in the third issue of Sonichu's News Dash.

The story depicts what is perhaps the high point of his life, so much so that he still wrote about it 3 years later. This was one of the few times Chris ever interacted with his gal pals outside of school hours.[1] Ironically, possibly because of his shyness, Chris opted to sit alone away from everybody else, as evidenced by the photos taken, which don't even depict him together with his gal-pals once, except for one picture showing the back of his head.

The end of the opus is left hauntingly open, daring the reader to plumb the darkest depths of his or her imagination to find what this fevered wish of a madman rising could possibly be.

Chris's story

My Big 18th Party[2]

By. Christian W. Chandler February 10, 2003

I will never forget my eighteenth birthday party; it was the best of the rest. The weekend before my real birthday, my mother and I prepared for the party I was going to host that day. We hung balloons and streamers, and we laid refreshments on the table. At the door was four of my high school *amigas, and one of them brought a friend. We ate pepperoni pizza and drank Pepsi, it was great. As mother lit the candles, I was filling up with ecstasy. After I blew the candles, I was presented with… a big jawbreaker from Kellie, an R.L. Stine novel from Sarah, a planer [sic] with stickers from Miranda and a rabbit doll with jelly beans from Tiffany. We watched Good Burger and had fun. After they left, it was done. What did I wish for?

I’m not telling. 8)

Images from Chris's 18th birthday

References



The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku"

Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | Chris's letter to Cathy Weseluck | Chris's letter to Kelly Sheridan | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters

See Also: Signature