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'''For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV''' is a video leaked 22 | '''For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV''' is a video leaked 22 April 2010 for [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] in which [[Chris]] demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], showing off his creepiness on [[CWC's Message for Ivy|a]] [[For My Sweetest Ivy|level]] [[The Return of Kimmi|not]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|seen]] [[More for the crabs|since]] [[Bunny Hop|the]] [[Ivy|Ivy Saga]]. | ||
Chris begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the | Chris begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her [[Chris and sex|orally]]; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would [[fail|use his tongue as well]]. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to [[Mumble 8|forget who he's talking to]] and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has man-boobs and reveals that he wears a [[muscle bra|sports bra]]. (To make it even more pathetic: Chris actually fills it in.) | ||
Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to [[YouTube]] but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it. | Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to [[YouTube]] but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it. | ||
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Hey Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you for upload to the MediaFire. Hopefully uh, [[trolls]] will not get that to there. I mean yeah I have not tried MediaFire before. But yeah I do have a friend that reccomends it as well so, for you I'll try it. | Hey Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you for upload to the MediaFire. Hopefully uh, [[trolls]] will not get that to there. I mean yeah I have not tried MediaFire before. But yeah I do have a friend that reccomends it as well so, for you I'll try it. | ||
[''Removes glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose''] | [''Removes [[glasses]], rubs the bridge of his nose''] | ||
Well first half of the video though, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the [[CWCki]]. I just wanted to let you know bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah It was- supposedly I was talking to uh, this [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. and then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit. | Well first half of the video though, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the [[CWCki]]. I just wanted to let you know bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah It was- supposedly I was talking to uh, this [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. and then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit. | ||
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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 22 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy Saga.
Chris begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would use his tongue as well. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has man-boobs and reveals that he wears a sports bra. (To make it even more pathetic: Chris actually fills it in.)
Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.
Video
| For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV | |
| Stardate | 22 April 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Mount and Do Me
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean |
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Transcript
Hey Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you for upload to the MediaFire. Hopefully uh, trolls will not get that to there. I mean yeah I have not tried MediaFire before. But yeah I do have a friend that reccomends it as well so, for you I'll try it.
[Removes glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose]
Well first half of the video though, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the CWCki. I just wanted to let you know bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah It was- supposedly I was talking to uh, this Vanessa Hudgens, who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. and then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit.
[Chris's cell phone rings] Ignore that. [Gets up and turns it off, returns to chair] Eh, that's my cell phone. Hmm. Let me just talk care of that real quick. [holds up cell phone, apparently silences or turns it off] Anyway uh, yeah. I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And I'm sorry- did not mean to- I did not mean to lie to you, I swear. I just forgot that one detail.
Anyway, as for that the quote-unquote Vanessa Hudgens actually this- was actually in reality this uh Spanish dude I know, Joshua Martinez. Yeah, just- he was just basically he was- he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and [sigh, Chris's face becomes noticeably distraught] he ticks me off that guy. Ehh, nother-nother- that's another story for another day though. Hmm. But anyway with that put aside uh [perks up a little] I'm gonna show you- I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you [eyes widen] orally, mmkay?
[Shifts in chair] Yeah, I got a few ideas like you know, we definitely [lifts hand into frame, fidgets] give you some finger play. Lots of fingers. But yeah, I would just- yeah. I could be like [Leans towards the camera, closes eyes, flicks tongue around.] Ahh, I lick your pretty little clit there. [Continues to pantomime sex acts] tickle your pussy. Oh! And here's the fun part, I put my- I can roll my tongue. I push- I put it in there [Leans forwards, sticks out tongue] and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? [More tongue fail, leans back in chair] I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now. But hopefully that's now good enough for starters and to make up for that.
Any- ah, I have been under confusion for a little while but seriously Ivy, I really do want you. [Firmer, failing to realize his Freudian slip] I want you. And I do love you and I care about you, and I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of the trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it and I'll take it off of the MediaFire.
[Brow furrows, whisper] Oh my gosh. [normally] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have a bit of a belly, but also with that uh [grabs manboobs] manboobs. I'm not- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce so I have to uh [Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal sports bra] so I wear a sports bra. [Adjusts sports bra] Works very good, keeps 'em from bouncing. Okay, I'm a 42-bust. Alright well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. I love you. [makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [video abruptly ends].
See also
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