Post-Merge Era

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The Post-Merge Era refers to the ongoing time period in which most Chris-related drama occurred outside of Chris' involvement online due to his incarceration. The term originates from how Chris made a ridiculous statement about the Dimensional Merge during his arrest, where he plainly shows that he didn't understand the seriousness of the current situation. He claimed that "things will fall into place", as the Dimensional Merge was just about to occur. Chris would later claim that the prophesized event had finally completed at some point while he was incarcerated.

The Orbiter Wave

Main article: Orbiter Wave

After the incest call was leaked, thousands of people were suddenly exposed to the vast subject of our beloved Christian Weston Chandler. This spawned hundreds of weens and renewed interest in Chris. This was thus dubbed "The Orbiter Wave".

Communications from Jail

Main article: Jail Communications

Shortly after his arrest Chris wrote handwritten letters addressing his "fanbase". Mostly begging for money for commissary items, with the occasional messiah complex rant.

Messiah Complex

Main article: Messiah complex

Since his initial incarceration, Chris's ego has seemingly inflated tenfold. As early as 19 September 2021, Chris has claimed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Much like the Savior, Chris believes that his incestuous affair with his mother was an act of healing. He has also claimed association with every known God and Goddess, including Allah.

Return to Society

Main article: Post-jail sightings (2023)

[With Chris's release from jail after over a year and a half, many individuals have anticipated his return. Thus began a period of gangstalking in which Chris is treated as an autistic bigfoot. Since May, Reddit users have posted images and accounts of seeing Chris in public. The majority of these accounts have been passive, and no known interaction has resulted in outbursts or drama.

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as Flutter.

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. Surprisingly, Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In January 2024, Chris was able to attend his first convention since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.

See Also

• Affair with Mother