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• Lulu
  ...tion to being banned<ref name=punch>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-29-15-chris-threatens-lulu-merp-slurp-me-wop-filkin-gee-duop-he-cho.15906/page-7#post-1 ...of the Sonichu comic on Lulu.com,<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Now Chris is on Lulu]]</ref> as well as offering autographed versions through [[Etsy]
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• Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell
  The '''Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell''' is a handwritten set of notes by Chris. The notes were leaked to the [[Official CWCki Server]] on 10 [[August 2020 ...e altar bowl. The red candle in front of the bowl. Blue candle to the left and the green candle to the right of the bowl. Place the other items on the rig
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• Friend zone
  ...xplain the friend zone from a woman's perspective<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris explains the friend zone]]</ref>}} [[File:Friend zone.jpg|thumb|Chris's least favorite Sonic level.]]'''Friend zone''' is a term that refers to a
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• 2019 Sales Listings
  This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2019]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics prin ...cted on 16 June 2019 due to his poor performance in not shipping out items and all of his listings were removed by eBay.
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• Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church
  ...[[Autism|God’s children]], regardless of [[Attraction Sign|age]], [[Chris and race|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Monthly tugboat|socio-economic si ...at]]</ref> Chris received a one-month [[ban]] from the church in [[2013]], and he eventually ceased his involvement with the church altogether sometime in
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• Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes
  ..." is a video in which [[Chris]] shares his opinions of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''Rock Band''. In an Addendum (officially "'''Make Custom Characters Copyable'''"), Chris goes on to demand what the title of the video suggests.
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• Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)
  ...ck on Muslims, but the Qur'an is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons".|Chris on the Qur'an}} On 8 November 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' to a Youtuber, Stories from The Penitentia
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• David Heilberg
  ...ative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}} ...ommunicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}
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• Jail Letter - 4 October 2021
  ...s, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. |[[Chris]], 4 October 2021}} ...21]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' in response to long-time orbiter and enabler [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]].
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• Mailbag 56
  '''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February. ...ally turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.
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• THAT IS MY HOUSE
  ...h Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]] ...Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]] [[Chris and anger|in a calm and concise manner]].
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• Sweetheart
  ...y]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}} ...'Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month.
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• Autism papers
  ...objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is e ...them, not to mention that they may have been destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire in January 2014]].
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• Chris and censorship
  ...stian Weston Chandler]], seeks out and eliminates all reactionary [[Liquid Chris|Liquidist]]-[[Clyde Cash|Cashist]]-[[BlueSpike|Spikist]] tendencies.]] ...ed to him '''censoring''' out various comments and remarks from [[trolls]] and innocent bystanders alike.
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• Chris and mental healthcare
  {{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section and the effect jail has had on him}} ...ional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}
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• South Park
  ...], [[Random-access humor|more comical]] episodes. ROFL|Chris<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]</ref>}} ...off and not keeping up with newer episodes "for a few years" according to Chris himself in [[Sachumo]]'s interview. His favorite episode is “Hellen Kelle
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• Jail Letter - 22 December 2021
  On 22 [[December 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to the Kiwi Farms user '''Spamton G. Spamton' This letter contains Chris's "Updated Ten Commandments".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=109089/|}}</ref>
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• Neo Spiritual Christianity
  ...g in Protestant Christianity, the {{w|New Age}} movement, {{w|Theosophy}}, and common superstitions found in the Western world. ...Idea Guys]] brainwashed Chris into believing in the [[Dimensional Merge]], and incorporated several elements from the video game [[Hyperdimension Neptunia
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• Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc
  ...his day, he is still [[Dick Licker; that is I|demonstrably straighter than Chris]]. ...(comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>[[:File:SchuComic1186.jpg]]</ref> As a fun fact, Chris lets Reldnahc point out that they differ because of his openness, but ''not
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• Mailbag 18
  ...p. Instead, he answered a few of them in the very early hours of the 15th, and then promised to get to the rest the next evening. He finally finished answ ===The question now is how does Chris pay his manager?===
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• Kacey Call 9
  '''Kacey Call 9''' was the ninth call between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]], which took place on 3 [[September 2009]]. *Chris says he's OK being just friends. However, one second later, he says that Ka
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• Chris and oratory
  [[File: PercilesOration.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks he's doing when he gives a speech.]] {{Quote|Style has three kinds of excellence, correctness, lucidity and elegance (for many include the all-important quality of appriopiateness und
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• Mailbag 14
  ...uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day. ...as only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos|alleged straightness]], though.
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• Piedmont Virginia Community College
  ...Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref> ...ts shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in
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• Manajerks
  ...s rendition of what the B-Manajerk may have actually looked like, based on Chris's descriptions.]] ...powered agents of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], whom Chris and his team of recolors regularly need to neutralize.
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• Warhol / Chris Chan
  ...to be compared with another great and unique artist and individual. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris's Amazon review on the book.}} ...Warhol / Chris Chan.<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref>}}
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• Jackie E-mails 27
  ...he's just discovered that pertains to his new [[tomgirl]] identity. Chris and Jackie trade family stories; Jackie wins. ...onor [[Barbara Chandler|your mother]]? That's odd, you lie to your parents and take advantage of them a hell of a lot, but whatevs.
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• June 2016 Facebook posts
  ...Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]] and [[Jessica Quinn]], are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yell ...b was his uncle. His penultimate post was a rant against [[Cole Smithey]], Chris' estranged half-brother, who he believed had not provided sufficient suppor
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• Mumble 11
  '''Mumble 11''' is the eleventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 4 [[March 2009]]. * [[Chris]] has a cold. He's drinking orange juice and eating chicken noodle soup.
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• Kacey Call 8
  '''Kacey Call 8''' was the eighth call between Chris and [[Kacey]], which took place on 2 [[September 2009]]. * Chris says he found out that he can earn up to $980 a month at a [[job]] and still collect welfare.
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• Mary Lee Walsh
  Walsh has had no known contact with Chris for over 8 years. She definitely doesn't want to talk about an [[autistic]] ...Sign|this way]] or [[Love Quest|any way]].|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
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• Chris and...
  ...greater knowledge of Chris to such an extent that according to animator [[Chris in the media#Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]], more have been written abou ==About the "Chris and..." series==
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• My Little Pony Protests
  ...rticle contains ''My Little Pony'' lore and other delusions, as spouted by Chris. Efforts have been taken to help readers comprehend/understand it.}} DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</r
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• Jail Saga
  <!--Editor's Note:For the sake of consistency, always refer to Chris's arrest as him being in "jail" instead of "prison"--> ...|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:Fi
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• Chris and work
  ...ual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.} [[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydreams|daydream]]ing over
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• Chris's resume
  On 9 [[September 2009]], '''Chris's résumé''' finally surfaced onto the Internet, through the effort of a t ...locations as actual work experience (when in reality he had no authority, and in fact was himself closely monitored by the actual employees).
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• CWCville
  ...till the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}} ...office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</re
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• Pokémon
  [[File:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|thumb|Chris [[Attraction Sign|seeks out]] a Pikachu.]] ...]] series, and much, much more. It is the world's largest media franchise, and the second-biggest video game franchise, only beaten by [[Nintendo]]'s own
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• Kacey Call 7
  Kacey Call 7 was the seventh Kacey call, and took place on 1 [[September 2009]]. *[[Kacey]] is still shocked that [[Chris]] is on Lipitor. Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables.
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• Chris and negotiation
  {{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]}} {{quote|Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.|Chris, to a potential customer.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Autographs re
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• Chris and remorse
  ...ve everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.|[[Chris]], after making a public apology on [[Facebook]].}} ...at's all that matters!|[[Null]], recounting a revelation that he had about Chris during their final interaction.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K
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• Sonichu the Animated Series
  {{protip|This article was previously deleted due to Spazkid and other creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works ...(comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only one, which was split up into two parts.
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• Post-jail sightings (2023)
  ...y 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]] ...rg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]].
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• Mimms and Lucas Q&A
  ...] regarding their experience with Chris, initiated by then [[CWCki]] admin and PVCC user [[User:Champthom|champthom]]. ...disliked playing with [[niggos|black]] children and would frequently lose and have tantrums.
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• Wallflower E-mails 1
  ...protestations, and just like with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], disgusted her and ultimately drove her away. Chris's e-mails are on a blue background, the Wallflower's pink, and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]'s green.
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• Sonichu 9
  {{quote|AAAAAbinaive09|Chris's title for his file of the comic<ref>[[:File:Sonichupdfproperties9.png]]</ ...Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]
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• Chris and the law
  ...nses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]].'' ...have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris describing a typical skirmish with authorities.<ref name=kick>[[28 October
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• Jackie E-mails
  {{quote|<poem>Without [[Barbara Chandler|his mommy]]'s pride and kisses Without no [[Chris and remorse|guilt]] or consequence
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• Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007
  ...ils exchanged by [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from August through December [[2007]]. The only thing that has been remov Megan's e-mails are in pink, Chris's in light blue.
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• Jackie E-mails 15
  ...s been completely forgotten. Chris makes a bold speech about cyber-bullies and online trolls, all about himself, naturally. ...ded up there by mistake (or in some of my cases, from deception, blackmail and spyware).
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• Chris and his ego
  {{Dated|[[Prison communications]], and details about the [[Idea Guys]] in the Naivete section}} {{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]].}}
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• Count Dankula
  {{quote|Fair enough.|Count Dankula, every time Chris gives a bizarre answer}} [[File:DankulaInterview.jpg|thumb|right|Chris inserts some [[random-access humor]] to the interview.]]
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• The Bad Beginning
  [[File:Badbeginningscreenshot.jpg|thumb|250px|The Idea Guys manipulate Chris into apologizing for [[Pedofork|actions he did not commit]].]] ...is also a foundation for the worst of their psychological manipulations of Chris. The chat log was later leaked by Guard Dog [[Null]] to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 1
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• 14 Branchland Court
  ...ester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}} {{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[D
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• Chris and English
  [[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]] {{quote|I No [[Chris and socialization|Socialize]] Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}
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• List of unheroic protagonist actions
  ...ters possess are too numerable to shrug them off as portrayals of [[Liquid Chris|flawed but ultimately heroic]] characters, but rather show them as [[Ian Br ...his is neither [[Jerkhief|the first]] nor the [[Mary Lee Walsh|last time]] Chris further abuses [[Sonichu Special 4|a defeated opponent.]]]]
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• Megan Schroeder
  She's moved on with her life and has already published a statement about Chris, making it clear she wants nothing to do with him. Don't drag her back into ...give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Stor
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• October 2018 social media posts
  ...[[October 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference. {{quotebox|Just saw this lovely jacket in a dream; looked it up and found it. It Would make for a lovely present for Christmas, if y'all don't
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• Miyamoto emails
  ...t of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambl ...are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.</i>
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• Mumble 6
  '''Mumble 6''' is the sixth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 10 [[February 2009]]. * Chris has received a letter from [[Nintendo]] of America stating that he hasn't b
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• Chris and hypocrisy
  ...ghs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life!|[[Chris]], describing himself.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}} [[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Chris breaking almost 30 years of proud sobriety due to the influence of ''[[The
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• The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789
  ...s and Chris discussed in [[The Place]] about [[ProjectSNT]] (aka Courtney) and [[Opuscon789]] (aka somethingrandom987). ...] (@Aqua), [[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), [[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), and at least one user who had deleted their Discord account by the time of the
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• Chris and religion
  {{Dated|[[Jail letters|several jail letters]] and Neo-Spiritual Christianity}} ...ut God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli, Eli, Lama Sabachthani?! (Facebook, 2013)}}
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• September 2013 Facebook Posts
  The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[September 2013]]. * 1 September - Chris reminds his classmates about the upcoming [[reunion]].
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• Date with Catherine
  ...o was Catherine's friend [[Cousin Al]], who alongside her [[manipulated]] Chris into believing he was on a date with Catherine. The conversation was releas ...in a practical sense, he intended to juggle wife, children, mother, hoard and vidya as an ordinary family guy.
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• August 2019 social media posts
  ...for reference. Chris's usual posts are in blue. Halfway through the month, Chris would begin role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; those posts are in purple. ==Chris Arrives==
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• Christian Weston Chandler
  :''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian West ...hristian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
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• List of Sonichu characters
  {{main|Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-Chan Sonichu|Collosal Chan|Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan}} ...Sonichu|fursuit]] when he shouts the phrase ''Electric Hedgehog Power!'', and he can access his [[Collosal Chan|Collosal]] form with the use of the seven
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• List of OkCupid Answers
  ...r can also choose to add a brief personal comment to an answered question. Chris has answered hundreds of questions over the years on his various profiles. ...wers submitted for his second OkCupid profile in 2009. As is the norm with Chris, the answers range from completely [[Honest]], to untrue things that [[ego|
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• CWC-isms
  ...ocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages. ...only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature.
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