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==September 2016==
==September 2016==


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]''' ''6 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:26)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]''' ''6 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:26)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to an Alex.


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]''' ''7 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(2:26)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Politics}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]''' ''7 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(2:26)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Politics}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/> Chris is paid to read a message addressed to Kiwi Farms. Unrelated, he mocks then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.


*'''[[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]''' ''8 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(7:29)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Television}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/>
*'''[[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]''' ''8 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(7:29)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Television}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/> Chris grants a rare public interview.


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid—yes '''paid'''—to rant about his favorite character from a children's cartoon series.


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:48)</small> {{Politics}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:48)</small> {{Politics}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris discusses his political opinions using Transformers toys.


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(3:29)</small> {{Politics}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]''' ''27 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(3:29)</small> {{Politics}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Once again, Chris eloquently expresses the nuances of his profound political theories.


*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Hello|Hello]]''' ''29 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:13)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/>
*'''[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Hello|Hello]]''' ''29 [[September 2016]]'' <small>(0:13)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/> Chris is paid to greet a Faris and a Pepper.


==October 2016==
==October 2016==

Revision as of 16:12, 7 March 2017

July 2016

  • Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4 8 July 2016 (14:15) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    The fourth and final installment of Chris's unremarkable reading of a book so goddamn uninteresting, it makes listening to paint dry more fun. At the end, Chris—you guessed it—begs his audience for handouts.
  • Announcement 20160709 9 July 2016 (8:16) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
  • Thank you. 11 July 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris thanks whoever recently sent donations to him, and then immediately requests for MORE!
  • Update 20160718 18 July 2016 (4:46) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than just beg for money, Chris is paid to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...
  • Josh Lover of men 20 July 2016 (2:48) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason SmugSmug BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.
  • Happy Birthday, Nathan. 21 July 2016 (0:20) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.
  • Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare 21 July 2016 (2:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.
  • Singing "Yellow Submarine" 22 July 2016 (3:51) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.
  • Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies 22 July 2016 (0:21) MusicMusic SexSex HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
  • For Elisabeth 22 July 2016 (4:27) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
  • To Stephen. 22 July 2016 (1:18) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
  • Machine Romans 28 July 2016 (1:23) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.
  • Chapter 1 30 July 2016 (15:22) ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by Vivian Gee. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.

August 2016

  • Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World, Chapter 2 8 August 2016 (15:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    Chris continues his reading of Vivian Gee's story. He looks extremely uncomfortable throughout the video. Notably, he replaces the name of the main villain (himself) to Christabelle. This is extremely bizarre, as his desire to separate himself from the story conflicts with his massive ego (he can't allow a fictional story to portray himself as his biological sex, despite it being written before the Tomgirl Saga).
  • Singing an ol' diddy 23 August 2016 (3:48) MusicMusic SexSex RageRage GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to reprise his greatest hit! He makes a few autistic artistic changes.
  • Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song 30 August 2016 (2:25) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. He sings over "Hearts Strong as Horses" from My Little Pony.

September 2016

  • Paid Message to the Trolls 7 September 2016 (2:26) TrollsTrolls HandoutsHandouts PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to read a message addressed to Kiwi Farms. Unrelated, he mocks then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.
  • CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW 8 September 2016 (7:29) TrollsTrolls SexSex HomosHomos TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris grants a rare public interview.
  • We Like Pearl 27 September 2016 (3:05) HandoutsHandouts TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid—yes paid—to rant about his favorite character from a children's cartoon series.
  • Hello 29 September 2016 (0:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to greet a Faris and a Pepper.

October 2016

November 2016

December 2016