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July 2016
- Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4 8 July 2016 (14:15)
The fourth and final installment of Chris's unremarkable reading of a book so goddamn uninteresting, it makes listening to paint dry more fun. At the end, Chris—you guessed it—begs his audience for handouts.
- Announcement 20160709 9 July 2016 (8:16)
This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
- HELP, PLEASE! 10 July 2016 (0:14)
A sick Chris begs for 50 American dollars.
- Comic relief for money right now 10 July 2016 (0:22)
Chris rips off South Park in an attempt to entice his audience into sending him free money.
- By random request; I still need money, please 10 July 2016 (8:16)
A troll, pretending to be the The Mysterious Mr. Enter, pays Chris to sing the "The Brothers Flub" theme song.
- Thank you. 11 July 2016 (0:38)
Chris thanks whoever recently sent donations to him, and then immediately requests for MORE!
- Donations Further Requested, Please 13 July 2016 (1:02)
Barb appears! Begging for donations...
- Update 20160718 18 July 2016 (4:46)
The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than just beg for money, Chris is paid to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...
- Josh Lover of men 20 July 2016 (2:48)
Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.
- Announcement 07202016 20 July 2016 (2:31)
Chris advertises his Paid Video Requests service again.
- Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter 20 July 2016 (1:18)
Chris is paid to read a famous "copypasta" meme aloud.
- Happy Birthday, Nathan. 21 July 2016 (0:20)
A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.
- Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare 21 July 2016 (2:13)
Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.
- Singing "Yellow Submarine" 22 July 2016 (3:51)
Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.
- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies 22 July 2016 (0:21)
Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
- For Elisabeth 22 July 2016 (4:27)
Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
- To Stephen. 22 July 2016 (1:18)
Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
- Paid Video Request Reminder 26 July 2016 (1:04)
Chris sets some ground rules and reminds his audience that he'll only accept payments upfront.
- Machine Romans 28 July 2016 (1:23)
Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.
- Birthday Greetings for BellyBoi69 28 July 2016 (0:42)
Using a selfie stick, Chris does a birthday greeting before doing an impromptu dance.
- Chapter 1 30 July 2016 (15:22)
Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by Vivian Gee. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.
August 2016
- Singing "All of the Lights" 8 August 2016 (3:28)
Chris is paid to sing over "All of the Lights", which he does rather fidgety.
- Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World, Chapter 2 8 August 2016 (15:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World
Chris continues his reading of Vivian Gee's story. He looks extremely uncomfortable throughout the video. Notably, he replaces the name of the main villain (himself) to Christabelle. This is extremely bizarre, as his desire to separate himself from the story conflicts with his massive ego (he can't allow a fictional story to portray himself as his biological sex, despite it being written before the Tomgirl Saga).
- To Shelly 13 August 2016 (0:30)
Chrisis paidgives a free shoutout to a Shelly.
- Happy Birthday, McKenna 18 August 2016 (0:25)
Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. Lucy makes an appearance.
- Singing an ol' diddy 23 August 2016 (3:48)
Chris is paid to reprise his greatest hit! He makes a fewautisticartistic changes.
- A Girl Who Brought Down The World 3 and 4 23 August 2016 (36:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World
Chapters 3 and 4 all rolled into one! Notably, with a little more enthusiasm this time.
- I'd like someone with a 3D Printer, Locally, please 24 August 2016 (0:31)
Chris seeks the assistance of someone experienced with 3D printing. Apparently interested in creating his own figures rather than just recoloring amiibos
- Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song 30 August 2016 (2:25)
Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. He sings over "Hearts Strong as Horses" from My Little Pony.
September 2016
- Happy Birthday, Alex 6 September 2016 (0:26)
Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to an Alex.
- Paid Message to the Trolls 7 September 2016 (2:26)
Chris is paid to read a message addressed to Kiwi Farms. Unrelated, he mocks then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.
- CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW 8 September 2016 (7:29)
Chris grants a rare public interview.
- We Like Pearl 27 September 2016 (3:05)
Chris is paid—yes paid—to rant about his favorite character from a children's cartoon series.
- Oh, Wait. I've got one more... 27 September 2016 (0:48)
Chris discusses his political opinions using Transformers toys.
- Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt 27 September 2016 (3:29)
Once again, Chris eloquently expresses the nuances of his profound political theories.
- Hello 29 September 2016 (0:13)
Chris is paid to greet a Faris and a Pepper.
October 2016
- Singing Ascension Millenium 1 October 2016 (4:57)
Chris is paid to sing over a song called "Ascension Millenium".
- I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while 18 October 2016 (1:12)
After almost three months, Chris shamelessly returns to e-begging. He's sick and running tragically low on chicken soup.
November 2016
- Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! 9 November 2016 (1:01)
Chris's response to the 2016 presidential election. He threatens death upon the President-elect of the United States!
- A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists 12 November 2016 (31:18)
Chris is paid to read another "copypasta". Sorbet makes a brief appearance.
- Feelings of the election results 12 November 2016 (4:53)
Chris, still salty over the election results, follows up with even more death threats against the President-elect of the United States.
- I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously 15 November 2016 (0:52)
Facebook temporarily bans Chris because of his repeated death threats against Donald Trump. He redirects his audience to his Twitter account.
- Help, please 21 November 2016 (0:47)
Chris's mortgage is due, and he desperately begs for donations (which he's really gonna use to buy LEGOs instead).
- CWC vs Koas 24 November 2016 (9:12)
An extension of the Selling Out Saga, Chris advertises new merchandise for his audience to buy.
- Patreon announcement 30 November 2016 (2:29)
Chris announces the opening of his own Patreon account.
- The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge 30 November 2016 (2:29)
Chris futilely attempts to create a new viral challenge (like ALS). Also mixes in a little politics.
December 2016
- Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained 2 December 2016 (6:59)
Chris clarifies the rules for his new viral challenge before continuing to threaten the President-elect.
- Paid Video: Happy Birthday, Rikki 17 December 2016 (1:18)
Chris does a small jig for a paid video request, this time using a selfiestick.
- Sorbet likes to play with his little robot 25 December 2016 (1:35)
On Christmas Day, Chris uploads a short video of his cat, Sorbet, playing with an amiibo figure.
- Z-Ring Fun Extra 30 December 2016 (5:56)
Chris spends six minutes talking about a toy he bought for himself for Christmas.