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*'''[[Announcement 20160709]]''' ''9 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(8:16)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/> This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
*'''[[Announcement 20160709]]''' ''9 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(8:16)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}}<br/> This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.


*'''[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!]]''' ''10 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:14)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> A sick Chris begs for 50 American dollars.  
*'''[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!]]''' ''10 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:14)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> A sick Chris begs for 50 ''American'' dollars.  


*'''[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]]''' ''10 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:22)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris rips off South Park in an attempt to entice his audience into sending him free money.  
*'''[[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]]''' ''10 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:22)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris rips off South Park in an attempt to entice his audience into sending him free money.  
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*'''[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]''' ''13 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:02)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> [[Barb]] appears! Begging for donations...
*'''[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]''' ''13 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:02)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> [[Barb]] appears! Begging for donations...


*'''[[Update 20160718]]''' ''18 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(4:46)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Chris fulfills his first [[Paid Video Requests|paid video request]], rather than just beg for money. This'll set a bad precedent...
*'''[[Update 20160718]]''' ''18 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(4:46)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than ''just'' beg for money, Chris is [[Paid Video Requests|paid]] to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|Josh Lover of men]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:48)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smuggling agrees about all the positive things Josh wrote about him.  
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|Josh Lover of men]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:48)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.  


*'''[[Announcement 07202016]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris advertises his [[Paid Video Requests]] service again.
*'''[[Announcement 07202016]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris advertises his [[Paid Video Requests]] service again.


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:18)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris reads a famous "copypasta" meme aloud.
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter]]''' ''20 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:18)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid tp read a famous "copypasta" meme aloud.


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|Happy Birthday, Nathan.]]''' ''21 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:20)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> A dolled-up Chris wishes a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks to this video.
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|Happy Birthday, Nathan.]]''' ''21 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:20)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]]''' ''21 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:13)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.  
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare]]''' ''21 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(2:13)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.  
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*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|Singing "Yellow Submarine"]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(3:51)</small> {{Music}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.  
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|Singing "Yellow Submarine"]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(3:51)</small> {{Music}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{(Clopper)}}<br/> Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.  


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:21)</small> {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris grabs his chest and sings the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(0:21)</small> {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#For Elisabeth|For Elisabeth]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#For Elisabeth|For Elisabeth]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
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*'''[[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|To Stephen.]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:18)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#To Stephen.|To Stephen.]]''' ''22 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:18)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.


*'''[[Paid Video Request Reminder]]''' ''26 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:04)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris sets down some ground rules and reminds his audience that he'll only accept payments upfront.
*'''[[Paid Video Request Reminder]]''' ''26 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:04)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris sets some ground rules and reminds his audience that he'll only accept payments upfront.


*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]]''' ''28 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:23)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.  
*'''[[Paid Video Requests#Machine Romans|Machine Romans]]''' ''28 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(1:23)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Business}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.  


*'''[[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 1|Chapter 1]]''' ''30 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(15:22)</small> {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris starts another reading series, but notably, this one is the novelette written by [[Vivian Gee]], which prior to now, Chris has never read before.
*'''[[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 1|Chapter 1]]''' ''30 [[July 2016]]'' <small>(15:22)</small> {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by [[Vivian Gee]]. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.


==August 2016==
==August 2016==

Revision as of 08:39, 7 March 2017

July 2016

  • Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4 8 July 2016 (14:15) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    The fourth and final installment of Chris's unremarkable reading of a book so goddamn uninteresting, it makes listening to paint dry more fun. At the end, Chris—you guessed it—begs his audience for handouts.
  • Announcement 20160709 9 July 2016 (8:16) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
  • Thank you. 11 July 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris thanks whoever recently sent donations to him, and then immediately requests for MORE!
  • Update 20160718 18 July 2016 (4:46) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than just beg for money, Chris is paid to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...
  • Josh Lover of men 20 July 2016 (2:48) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason SmugSmug BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.
  • Happy Birthday, Nathan. 21 July 2016 (0:20) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.
  • Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare 21 July 2016 (2:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.
  • Singing "Yellow Submarine" 22 July 2016 (3:51) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.
  • Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies 22 July 2016 (0:21) MusicMusic SexSex HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
  • For Elisabeth 22 July 2016 (4:27) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
  • To Stephen. 22 July 2016 (1:18) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
  • Machine Romans 28 July 2016 (1:23) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.
  • Chapter 1 30 July 2016 (15:22) ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by Vivian Gee. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.

August 2016

  • Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World, Chapter 2 8 August 2016 (15:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    Chris continues his reading of Vivian Gee's story. He looks extremely uncomfortable throughout the video. Notably, he replaces the name of the main villain (himself) to Christabelle. This is extremely bizarre, as his desire to separate himself from the story conflicts with his massive ego (he can't allow a fictional story to portray himself as his biological sex, despite it being written before the Tomgirl Saga).
  • To Shelly 13 August 2016 (0:30) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness
    Chris gives a shoutout to a Shelly for money free.
  • Singing an ol' diddy 23 August 2016 (3:48) MusicMusic SexSex RageRage GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris reprises his greatest hit, making a few autistic artistic changes.
  • Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song 30 August 2016 (2:25) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. He sings over "Hearts Strong as Horses" from My Little Pony.

September 2016

October 2016

November 2016

December 2016