SonichuBabies
SonichuBabies is a video Chris uploaded on 25 October 2010. In it, Chris rips off the 1980s cartoon Muppet Babies by recasting the Chaotic Combo as babies. Much like everything else he steals, Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't supposed to be doing!"
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children kiss, watch TV shows meant for older audiences, ostracize Blake, and fight - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.
This marks the first time Chris has actually done anything with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the Christmas Special. Much to the fans' chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into the most annoying part of the CWCVerse.
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as Gonzo, despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters. Also note that Chris has to describe Blake's personality in detail.
Also worth mentioning is that Sonichu Babies was the name of one of the stories in Sonichu 3, though it was an origin story for the Combo. Since the Chaotic Combo never met in the comics until they evolved, and since it is established in the comics that Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake were never sonees or rosees at any point (Sonichu and Rosechu were transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow and Blake was cloned) it's possible that this is not canon in the CWCVerse, or a complete retcon.
As a further testament to Chris's utter lack of imagination, the vignette featuring Young Rosechu and Young Sonichu features the same elements from his other short that was released the same day: The wife works as a journalist, while the husband stays at home and is supposed to take care of a crying and shitting baby but delegates the task to the older sibling.
Video
| SonichuBabies | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Other  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt | Unclear |
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Transcript
[Displays four crude drawings of members of the Chaotic Combo as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws, singing] Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee...
[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot] Sonichu babies, we'll do the same for youuu...
[Sonee and Rosey in shot] When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you weren't theeere...
Rosey: Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!
[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]
Nanny: Is everything alright in here?
Babies: Yes Nanny!
[Displays all drawings, dropping some] Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!
[Sonee and Rosey appear]
Sonee: We're having fun today in d-in d-in da room, aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey!
Rosey: Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's Wild, Bubbles [Blake appears instead of Bubbles], Punchy [Angelica appears instead of Punchy], Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake! [Shows other drawings]
Blake: Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have black hair though.
[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]
Both: Anyway, come with us, we'regoingtohavefun, whee!
[Moves the two around without rhyme or reason]
Both: Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm.
Sonee: Ey Ro- ey Rosey we're jus' a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now?
Rosey: I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show.
Sonee: That what ya wanna do?
Rosey: Yeaah! Alright!
[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]
Both: Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!
[Exposition!Magi-chan moves into shot]
Magi-chan: What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"!
[Disembodied legs return]
Nanny: Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me.
[Comic Chris's trademark sneakers join]
Chris: That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. [Pause] Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies?
Nanny: Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.
Chris: Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries.
Nanny: Look how we settled that!
Chris: Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. [Pieces of paper "kiss"] Okay, see you later. [Female legs leave]
Chris: Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything.
[Hastily grabs bunch of children in view]
Babies: Okay Papa C!
[Bubbles and Wild, Rosey accidentally sneaks into frame]
Bubbles: What's the matter, Wild?
Wild: Iunno. Suddenly I just don't feel well.
Bubbles: Well, and why is that?
Wild: I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue!
Bubbles: You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does!
Wild: Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue!
Bubbles: Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes.
Wild: Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime.
Bubbles: Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round.
Wild: Okay! [Both move out of frame] Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round!
[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]
Punchy: Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armor! Oh! A communist, huh? You freakin' no good-- [interrupted by off-screen female voice] Would anyone happen to have a nail file on them? ...C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec I thought [unintelligible] on time because I watchin' live television!
[Replaced by Blake]
Blake: Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bub-b-ly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my color, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish]
[Enter Sonee and Rosey]
Rosey: Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! [unintelligible] again...
Sonee: Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird.
Blake: Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another!
Rosey: Sorry Blake!
Sonee: Yeah, sorry dude!
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