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[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]] | [[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]] | ||
{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with being shot<ref name="IRC" />}} | {{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with being shot.<ref name="IRC"/>}} | ||
'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence. | '''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence. | ||
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When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]], refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. | When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]], refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. | ||
When under the effects of "stress, | When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. | ||
==Things that give Chris stress== | ==Things that give Chris stress== | ||
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | * Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
* [[Trolls]] | * [[Trolls]] | ||
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> | * People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> | ||
* "[A] [[Bob|father]] who starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump" | * "[A] [[Bob|father]] who starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump."<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> | ||
* A [[Bob|father]] who doesn't wash his hands.<ref name="IRC20081231" /> [[Tour of Chris's House|Living in a Superfund site, however, is perfectly fine.]] | * A [[Bob|father]] who doesn't wash his hands.<ref name="IRC20081231"/> [[Tour of Chris's House|Living in a Superfund site, however, is perfectly fine.]] | ||
* [[Pickles]] | * [[Pickles]] | ||
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job]] | * [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]] | ||
* Anything requiring him to leave the house. | * Anything requiring him to leave the house. | ||
* [[Father Call|Chores]] | * [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures. | * The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures. | ||
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]] | * [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]] | ||
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]] | * [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism.]] | ||
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]] | * [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]] | ||
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear. | * Being told things he doesn't like to hear. | ||
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. | * Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. | ||
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]] | * [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]] | ||
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]] | * [[Homo|Homosexuality]] | ||
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual. | * His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual. | ||
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]] | * [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]] | ||
* [[Blanca|Finding out his | * [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref> | ||
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire]] | * [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]] | ||
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident]] | * [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]] | ||
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a | * [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]] | ||
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist]] | * [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]] | ||
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else]] | * [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]] | ||
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC" /> | * People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC"/> | ||
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. | * Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. | ||
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> | * Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> | ||
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]]. | * Being [[Asperchu|parodied]]. | ||
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]] | * [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]] | ||
* Being [[friend zone]]d. | * Being [[friend zone]]d. | ||
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]]. | * Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]]. | ||
* [[Megan|His hormones]] | * [[Megan|His hormones.]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref> | ||
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[ | * Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. | ||
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from | * [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]] | ||
* Anything slightly inconvenient. | * Anything slightly inconvenient. | ||
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for. | * Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for. | ||
==Things that relieve Chris's stress== | ==Things that relieve Chris's stress== | ||
* [[Mass debating]] | * [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> | ||
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]]. | * Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]]. | ||
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]. | * The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]". | ||
==Things Christian does while stressed== | ==Things Christian does while stressed== | ||
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]] | [[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]] | ||
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself]] | * [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]] | ||
* Cries | * Cries | ||
* Becomes less/more productive than usual. | * Becomes less/more productive than usual. | ||
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos. | * Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos. | ||
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* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]]. | * Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]]. | ||
* Crashes Into Slumber. | * Crashes Into Slumber. | ||
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> | * Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref> | ||
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> | * Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> | ||
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]] | * [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]] | ||
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]]. | * Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]]. | ||
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42]]</ref> | * Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> | ||
==Sauces== | ==Sauces== | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan]] | [[Category:Chris-chan]] | ||
Revision as of 10:59, 10 December 2010
| “ | Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet. | ” |
| Chris, equating "stress" with being shot.[1] | ||
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
Things that give Chris stress
- Bullies.[1]
- Trolls
- People at PVCC.[2]
- "[A] father who starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump."[1]
- A father who doesn't wash his hands.[3] Living in a Superfund site, however, is perfectly fine.
- Pickles
- Getting a job.
- Anything requiring him to leave the house.
- Chores[1]
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures.
- Asking girls to go out with him.
- His "mental block" of autism.
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
- Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal.
- Copyright Issues
- Homosexuality
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual.
- His characters being accused of homosexuality.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.[4]
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.
- People dying.[1]
- Finding out that his date was a mole working for the Man in the Pickle Suit.
- Being famous.[3]
- Being parodied.
- Criticism (constructive or otherwise)
- Being friend zoned.
- Having his identity questioned.
- His hormones.[5]
- Being banned from The GAMe PLACe.
- Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.
- Anything slightly inconvenient.
- Anything that autism isn't an excuse for.
Things that relieve Chris's stress
- Mass debating[6]
- Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock.
- The prospect of having a "sex time".
Things Christian does while stressed
- Shits himself.
- Cries
- Becomes less/more productive than usual.
- Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos.
- Rages at his mailers.
- Sends death threats.
- Abuses his cameras.
- Crashes Into Slumber.
- Becomes increasingly homophobic.[7]
- Becomes increasingly racist.[8][9]
- Sighs excessively.
- Suffers from memory loss.
- Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.[10]
Sauces
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 IRC (20 January 2009)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 IRC (31 December 2008)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
- ↑ Megan E-mails
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
- ↑ Mumble #8
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
- ↑ Mailbag #42