Jackie's Halloween Contest
Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest was a contest Jackie made for Chris, where he would have to make a new cosplay video for every day of October 2010, and/or share at least one fact about himself and/or his life. Chris would initially refuse to do it, which made her cry, but he would become completely on board after a few rule clarifications. Jackie also clarified that if he succeeded, she would have sex with him. This contest resulted in a huge amount of videos uploaded that month, a quantity has yet to be topped by Chris ever since. It also, barring one more video uploaded the next month, serves as the last hurrah of the 'classic Chris' era, prior to him coming out as a tomgirl.
Jackie came up with the idea immediately after Chris posted Song for Jackie.MOV, possibly seeing the gold mine of content that could come from Chris cosplaying.
Most of Chris's cosplays are completely bizarre depictions of the characters, that no-one would be able to recognize if not told who it was by Chris. Also, while the intent was for Chris to upload a video every day of the month, Chris would often be late and upload videos days later, citing his computer and Internet issues as the result - though other times, he would claim he would upload videos using the Internet at the Alderman Library, but then forget to do so for weeks. The contest ultimately ended with Jackie being too frustrated at Chris to want to bone him.
The Videos
- I like Mary Poppins - Chris attempts to dance and sing like the chimney sweepers from Mary Poppins.
- 100 2265 - Chris dresses up as the McDonald's mascot, The Hamburglar.
- 100 2266 - Chris dresses up as another McDonald's mascot, The Grimace, before pulling out his gitar and playing "Don't Laugh at Me" by Mark Wills.
- 100 2267 - Chris dresses up as Clyde Cash, complete with his face being fuckin' orange.
- 100 2269 - Chris dons a Sgt. Pepper outfit made of construction paper, and performs "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles.
- 100 2270 - Chris attempts to imitate Alec Benson Leary and Liquid Chris.
- ECV 00001 - Chris pretends to be a Cherokee.
- A Hike - Chris takes a small, yet apparently exhausting hike.
- ECV 00002 - By the power of construction paper and body paint, Chris turns into Chris-Chan Sonichu.
- 100 2277 - Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, and also impersonates Homer Simpson.
- 100 2279 - Chris imitates Cleveland Brown by holding a DVD case in front of his face.
- 100 2278 - Chris attempts to do a pull-up, but can't. This video wouldn't be released until the following month, as he was too embarrassed by his performance to want to upload it.
- I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat - Chris dresses as Harry Potter, and casts a spell to curse the trolls.
- 100 2281 - Chris acts like a wigger and insults Lars while guzzling Kahlúa.
- Pregnant Act - Chris pretends to be pregnant and gives birth to a teddy bear. Later remade a day later.
- Breast Cancer Awareness - Chris pads his muscle bra and talks about breast cancer.
- Gilligan Be or Not - Chris sings a song from Gilligan's Island.
- Vitameatavegamin - Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known scene from the TV show I Love Lucy.
- A Public Announcement for Congress - Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president.
- A Workout - Chris pads out his bra again and does a workout.
- SonichuBabies - Chris plays with some homemade Sonee and Rosey puppets.
- PlayingHouse - Chris plays with some Lego people.
- Wigwam - Chris "smokes" and offers the viewer some tobacky.
- DayOut - Chris takes us on an epic trip through Ruckersville.
- FullHouse - Chris tries to sing the Full House theme song.
- WeighIn - Chris weighs himself.
- ShowerClean - Chris cleans his shower just a little bit, and then gives up.
- SpaghettiRoutine - Chris pretends to make spaghetti, and then sticks his face into a plate of canned spaghetti.
- WelcometoBollywood - Chris does a belly dance to "Kajra Re".
- Book10Replacement - Chris rewrites the violent ending to Sonichu 10; however, instead of Jackie's request of a parade where Chris forgave Alec and Asperchu, he instead makes a severely unfinished-looking ending where the Asperpedia Four are banished to an Amish village.
- DivineTrial - Chris imitates the court scene from Pink Flamingos, complete with drag, and pretends to execute Clyde Cash.
- JuggaloShoutOut - Chris, still in his Divine outfit, shouts-out Juggalos.
- Ghostbusters - Chris plays the Ghostbusters theme on Rock Band 2.
- ToJackie - In his final video for October, Chris begs for Jackie to stay with him.