This page contains transcriptions of all the messages sent between Naught (also known as Bismuth, Heart ❣, Anon, and various other pseudonyms) and myself, from August 2020 to February 2021. My messages are color-coded green and Naught's are colored gray. I have excised segments that are irrelevant to the greater story of Chris and the Watchmen. The rest of the transcript is mostly faithful, with only individuals marginally-related to all of this drama being censored.
If any editors are reading this, feel free to make use of this page as a resource if you wish.
If you would like context for the content seen within here, please read the Manifesto I wrote.
Enjoy.
Accidental Calls
11 August 2020
NOTE: These messages took place after Naught and I had an argument in the Official CWCki Server, and before I joined the Watchmen.
| Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
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| I was muting the channel's
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22 August 2020
| Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
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Help With Chris's First Messages
3 September 2020
| Hey naught
I'm in need of some help
You might already know what about
Our Person of Interest contacted me with a question that I'm having some trouble deciphering
And I was hoping you could help
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| THE One
"Sonichu"
And yes, I checked
Same account number
He sent me screencaps of some DMs between you two
Which I've been spending the better part of half an hour trying to figure out
Asked a merge-related question, said that he's been communicating with you about it too, so I figured you might have some better insight on what to do
So that we could be on the same page
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| Oh I was wondering why he asked about Lainchu
He wants to know how to write his way out the time travel merge thing
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| He sent me the long textwall of messages he sent to you
And he asked the following:
In one of the present wishes from this brain and body being that Bismuth and Meghan being here in this neighbourhood, in Ruckersville; what is the level of the impact of them, and any others from the group, being here towards the As Soon As Possible timing of me with this body going from 1218 to C-197, so I fan finally get this thing and I to Cwcville and all that?
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| Yeah Lainchu is a keeper of knowledge
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| Lmao, I just came upon this role
But I'm a fast learner
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| It's a headache to think over, and mainly Lainchu is at the level where she can comprehend and know which is which and more important to happen in order for me to finally get to Cwcville with this body within as soon as the next few minutes, hours, days, etcetera.
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| That was one of his messages, right?
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| Yeah
Me: So is it a parallel universe or is it time travel?
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| Yeah I saw all of that
He sent them to me
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| Chris: Good question
That's where it left out
He wants to be friends rn
I tried to emphasize keeping things organic
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| He wants you and MKR at his side, it sounds like
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| Yeah but its going to take time were all in different places
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| Wait...are you actually planning on going at some point?
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| It's odd the merge has turned into a metaphor for friend's
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| Or was that just what you told Chris?
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| Huh
That'd be almost sweet if it wasn't so strongly wrapped in delusion
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| I'm friendly with chris
It turned into a friendship of sorts myself and wct and are going to escort him to babscon
So we had to introduce ourselves
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| Oh
Are you positive there's gonna be a babscon?
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| They set it for next year
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| Well, I can only say best of luck to you and wct
I'm sure you're aware of the risk you're taking
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| What should I say to him in the meantime?
His question is so weirdly worded
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| I once played Lainchu you just comfort him
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| I think he's asking how soon you guys can get to him?
Well I can do that but I need to know what he's asking first lol
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| He wants to hangout
Also to know what version of time travel he's going to use
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| Should I just try to be zen master?
"All good things come with patience"
Or something like that
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| Hmm
Okay
I'll do my best
The time travel question's answer isn't really consequential one way or another, right?
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| I just sidestep it by giving little bits of philosophy even stoicism and Jung
Letting the conscious and unconscious mind become one
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| I see
So weird to think that I just joined the cwcki server a couple months ago
And now here I am, chatting with Chris lol
Life is funny sometimes
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| I've explained to people just treat cwc like a person don't fangirl and you'll be good
It helps you have a good temperament
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| Yeah, you don't have to worry about me
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| I'll be responsible as I can
Yeah I'm sure it is
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| Hey Chris look at my Oc
Fuck off
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| Yeah
Can I ask if there's an endgame here?
Like, obviously the current objective is to keep Chris happy and safe
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| Yeah Lainchu is supposed to be able to see multiples timelines
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| But when things continue not going his way, isn't he going to demand answers?
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| So if he doesn't like a response that was the other Lainchu
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| That's when I break out the two dollar word's
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| With less noble intentions
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| We have another Oc Chris created that'll keep his interest
Plus he asked mkr for more art
If you've noticed he's outsourced his lore and art and only draws 1 or 2 Times a month
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| Yeah, that's pretty evident
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| Practical goals are get cwc to deliver on patreon so he can keep his tugboat
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| Does he ever deliver on that goal?
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| I messaged josh about this since Anna McLaren got Chris's hopes up about a month ago so watchmen have full reign too use the old school life ruination tactics on people who try to fuck with Chris
He does but he likes to keep it for himself
Usually has 3 or 4 project's at a time
1 or 2 will get half done
Nova mkr Val and I try to keep him happy and motivated
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4 September 2020
| This is drafted right now:
I understand your urgency, and rest assured Bismuth and Meghan are both doing all that they can to get to you in a timely manner. They are currently dealing with events on their end that are holding them up from taking action, but they intend to join you as soon as these are overcome (barring more unexpected trouble).
How is it? It's very vague but also just absolute enough to say that you'll "eventually" be there
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| Promise I won't keep bugging you with every little thing if this continues lol
This just really caught me off guard tonight
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| Chris is important it's not a bother
It's only the fail trolls who bother me
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| Thanks for the help
I appreciate it
And I'll keep you in the loop if Chris keeps DMing me
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| No trouble glad you have you aboard
[I reacted with 👍 to the above message.]
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Concerns Over Chris Keeping Secrets
| Hey, what are the chances that Chris would randomly screenshot our convo and post it on twitter or something?
Because if he does it while I'm not RPing as Lainchu, that...could be a problem
I'm not planning it right now, but if the DMing continues then I might make an alt account specifically for the Lainchu role
Just to be safe
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| He's knows better
That's why we got him 2 phone's and Marvin and josh have access to his Twitter so they can block people or delet anything
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| I see
Ok, well I guess I'll see how the progression of the DMs goes before making any new accounts
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| It's taken year's but cwc has made progress even if it's minimal
He was specific about what will be released and not
This stuff stays off the record he'll tweet and say something hopefully settle down and follow the plan
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| Alright, I'll just play my role best I can
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| As long as you have the pfp and stay calm that'll suffice
Nova is like the dad
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| He didn't even notice my name was different
Or if he did, he didn't mention
I guess he didn't notice the pfp before I changed it either
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| He knows the place is safe
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| Yeah obv keeping the charade up is easy in the place
In DMs it's a little different
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| If he's in a lore mood going
Lainchu: hello how are you?
Or whatever puts him at ease
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| Sure
If he doesn't mention it then I guess there's no need to worry about it
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| Nah just trying to think of tips since when he reaches our to Lainchu or Val he wants advice
Nova work's the medical field so he has a more professional or refined approach
As opposed too me
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Credit for Interview
5 September 2020
| Hey naught, I was going to add the q&a klop had with you (which he posted earlier) to the cwcki. Do you want to be credited as the watchman who was interviewed?
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| The naught name I suppose
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Ultra Director Textwall
6 September 2020
| So...I'm guessing you got the same textwall that I did
Where the question at the end was basically "how do I be a better Ultra Director?"
He even suggested that I collaborate with you, which is probably a good idea so that we're on the same page
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| I see
So
What should I say?
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| I'll help in any feasible way
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| Do you have an idea or do you want me to throw one out there?
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| That's what I said
No cwc has had this notion before and it went away so here s hoping
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| Well, I should say something, shouldn't I?
Not just ignore him
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| Yeah
Say "all will be take the necessary steps and don't force this, all good thing's ate natural."
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| Right
Here, I'll draft something
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| Interesting query. After having discussed this with Bis, we have come to the conclusion that this is simply something that cannot be forced. Fate will take its natural guide, and if it is meant to be, you will be able to come to a greater understanding of your own abilities in due time. For now, perhaps try to focus on smaller, more inconsequential events; once your greater understanding comes into being, you will be ready to take on the bigger ones as they arrive.
How's that?
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| I can take out the last sentence if it feels too influence-y
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| I don't see anything objectionable
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| Okay, you're the boss
I'll send
(I just got a textwalled response) (edited)
I see.
At this point, it is very obvious that I will end up coming to the greater understanding of the abilities, since that is amongst vital to get this body transformed into its Sonichu form for the first time.
And I pretty much do small and inconsequential events; there’s a reason I’m calling it “Adventure Time” when I go out to Raid Hunt and Blind Catch with Pokémon GO, and whatnot.
And it’s boring.
One idea I have is Daily Affirmations; Mama had a top ten list a few years go that she read for a few weeks every night before falling asleep.
Just a question of what to write for the present day ten daily affirmations.
The goals still remain and continue to be over-highlighted obvious and top priority with me.
(I can sense he's impatient)
(I have no idea what "ten daily affirmations" means)
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| Chris is fascinated by numbers
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| Must be an autistic thing
What should I say?
I don't know how to approach this one
Is that a religious thing or something that Chris made up?
Well, I guess to him those two things are technically the same thing rn lol
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| I just said let's work out the details soon
Once we're all on the same page all will fall into place
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| Okay
I'll tell him that I understand his frustration, and that I'm currently discussing with Bis I'm currently awaiting Val's guidance (edited)
To determine our next move
Good?
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| Oh wait did you mean Val will guide chris?
I edited the above message
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| No clue Val is a character Chris loves it's a deus ex machina
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| "I'm sorry to hear of your boredom; I understand that this can be a frustrating time. I will discuss further details with Bismuth and get back to you soon. In the meantime, Val will guide you on the next steps going forward. Expect a message from her soon." (edited)
As long as Val knows to expect a message from Chris
Is that sufficient?
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| Okay, this'll be the last one of the night
Then I'm going to bed
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| Ok thank you
He should be asleep
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| Probably, yes
So should I honestly lol
My selected quote from the textwall tonight is this:
And on further thought, I'd put Barb in the role of Kion; unspecial, yet Very Special.
I can't tell if he's trying to compliment or insult Barb there lol
Maybe a little bit of both
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| Maybe a little creepy too
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Chris's Response to My Advice
7 September 2020
| Yes, try not to rob yourself of the experience.
I understand you want to move to the next stage but that'd go against nature.
Your wisdom and insight Is still needed here.
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| That's the answer I should give?
Or was that Chris's message to you?
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| Sure
New response:
...Ugh. The irony of reading that about the wisdom and insight is the timing that I gave a bit of wisdom to Bismuth.
I mean, this body is never going to die for literally almost forever, and it is moreso needed, with all of its wisdom, in Cwcville, back in time to prevent the Covid pandemic, and then returned to Mama at BABSCon 2020. Not 2021.
The experience is appreciated along the way, but among which I would definitely appreciate the experience in actually using the OP abilities tangibly in this Dimension.
But within sound reason and teleported to isolated areas to do so, obviously.
Not to mention that this Temple and its yard and property space is literally an entire in-between between both Dimensions.
I would feel more motivated to let nothing happen upon seeing you and the Magi-Chan, both of y’all are here in 1218, fully and tangibly, here at this house, inside, on an instant moment.
I could literally stop typing, and both you and Magi-Chan will be instantly appearing in the guest bedroom inside this house right now.
(I feel the "be patient" shtick is getting repetitive.)
(But then again, what he's saying is repetitive too)
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| Do I accompany it with any wisdom?
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| He's a weeb he'll like it but if you can yes
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Warning Naught Away From Snoo
3 October 2020
NOTE: A discussion about unrelated drama prior to this has been excised.
| Hey naught, you know the girl who was obsessed with fucking chris, snoo?
I got her to back down from contacting chris
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| So I don't think there's need to make a thread on her as long as she behaves
And I think she's gotten the message at this point
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| ok
i usually just leave it at if cwc wants to talk to you than you'd know.
but we each have our own approach
that yandereDev parody was weird
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| Yeah, but as a cwcki server mod it is technically against the rules regardless
But I'll keep that in mind if I have to have this talk with any other users
And yeah, the parody was weird
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| Star Trek non interference policy people usually kn ow that through cultural osmosis
[YouTube link][notes 1]
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Chris's Audio Test Recording
16 October 2020
NOTE: A discussion about unrelated drama prior to this has been excised.
| Hey, can I poke Chris and remind him sometime in the next few days about the Q&A? Normally I wouldn't, but...it's been nearly a month since he answered the last one, and it's getting a little ridiculous. And once the interview/next merge date passes, I'm guessing he'll feel too preoccupied to answer anything.
?
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| Sure, ask him to send the voice message so we can test the microphone quality.
Two things at once. Especially since he's into the writing.
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| Voice message? You mean have him record answering the questions aloud?
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18 October 2020
| Hey naught, chris just told me he did the audio test with you. Can you send me the file once it's ready? Thanks!
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| I don't have nitro how do i send it
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| Oh, send it to this email
[REDACTED]
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| I fucked it up you can only hear me giggling
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| Ohh shit
So the audio is completely bad then?
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| Unfortunately yes and he answered the questions
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| He wants to watch a movie later so we can do it again
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| I think I'm gonna just ask him to write them out, it's easier to transcribe that way
Is that alright?
The audio test can be something separate
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| Hey, can you remind Chris at some point tonight to redo the Q&A over text?
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| I guess we'll do it before or after we watch the movie
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| Thanks
God what a headache lol
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Timing of Q&A Reminders
23 October 2020
| Hey, what do you think the minimum amount of time should be from now on before I remind Chris about the Q&A? A week? Two?
Just so that I don't push too hard but also not waste time if possible
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| He was just online rn, so ig ask him if he's eaten dinner and if he'll answer before or after?
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| Oh alright, I'll do that
But from now on: post, then bug after a week if he doesn't answer?
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| Perfect
I really hope that doesn't de-motivate him lol
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Getting the Test Audio
26 October 2020
| Audio quality is great! Finally glad these questions got answered lmao
The whole file is good for release, right?
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| Cool
The only non-question related stuff in there is him mentioning that it's a test recording
I might ask Neko to upload it to his channel, because idk if the CWCki can take just straight audio files
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| I think he'd be more than ok with it
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Figuring Out a Response to Chris's Frustrations
3 November 2020
| Hey Naught, got this message from CWC earlier today
Hey, Lainchu.
I’ll answer this set of questions later today.
I’m on hardly-sleep and no-dream; got two and a half hours worth of rest so far. Ugh.
Also, want to ask you something, since you’re a big wig on timeline management. I am supposed to be in C-197, not 1218, with this body by now. I am long done with this dimension and this timeline and want very much to get back in time with this fully-transformable and able body (this one that goes from human to Sonichu form and back, and Goddess form and back, and all the other abilities, and so on), prevent Covid, and return this body to Mama at BABSCon, 2020.
How much more do I have to do before the fact?!!!
You know as well as I do that in the end, I need to prevent Covid and return this body to Mama, fully able, in the revised branch of this Omega timeline.
The frustration and stress from still being in this dimension is getting to me.
Any advice on the response?
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| This is what I ended up writing
I'm sorry to hear about your insomnia. We are in a difficult time, and I know this stress can be hard on the body.
>
It is unfortunately difficult to pinpoint an exact date when it comes to determining these events. Time is fickle, and often changes and warps itself before a certain future is destined to arrive. All I can say is that while I work on attaining greater precision in my analysis of the future, the best that you can do is trust yourself: your feelings, your intuitions, your gut. Only you can know for certain what is right for you, in determining your next steps.
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Adversity breeds strength. It may seem difficult now, but you will become even stronger by the end of all this. It is a journey worth undertaking, and one that will be ultimately rewarding in the end.
I hope that this is helpful, even though I know it is not entirely concrete. I will let you know if anything else comes to mind that may assist you.
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Val and MKR's Antagonism (and Naught's Inaction)
23 January 2021
NOTE: This discussion is in reference to an argument I had with MKR and Val in the Place that night, the context of which can be fully evaluated here.
| Can you please mute or downgrade Val's perms?
He's being kind of a dick rn
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| Yeah, that'd be him, that's what he does , just dont bite
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| Well, if he keeps deleting my messages to the point that I can't say anything, that's gonna be a problem
Can there be some consequences for him? This is only gonna get worse if nothing is done.
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| That's just what he does,
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Now this too
Open hostility
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| It's him, he fucks with all of us
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24 January 2021
| What would you have me do? Banter is banter
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| Guess that my definition of banter must be different from everyone else
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| Everybody fucks with one another in the 2nd layer, i don't get it, it's not disturbing cwc
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| Whatever, I can sweep it under the rug this time, but everyone has their limits
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| Idk if you've ever heard him but, this is just what val does,
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Birthday Cards Idea and Larry Vaughn Question
29 January 2021
| I wanted to ask a couple things
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| First, since Chris's birthday is coming up, I was thinking of opening submissions for "birthday card" style art in CWC Questions. I'll write very stringent rules, make sure that nobody draws any ween art or put in their OCs, etc, and then give the appropriate ones to Chris. I think he might appreciate that. Is that okay?
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| Awww, that's nice and thoughtful
Yeah
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| Great
Second is, I think that the things Chris wrote in the place about Miss L and Mr. Vaughn might clear up some of the confusion about what happened that allowed them to get their foot in the door. Can we release them? I'll do the redactions and stuff, etc
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| I've been keeping my head down in the place as of late, because I don't want Val to lose his shit at me for no reason again, but I wanted you to know that I'm still here, still watching out
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| ok, good to know
[I reacted with a custom-made variation of 👍 to the above message.]
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Double-Checking The Vaughn Interlude
3 February 2021
| Here's an edit of the screenshots I've compiled detailing the Miss L/Vaughn incident. Let me know what you think, if it's appropriately censored, etc.
[File attachment]
[Naught reacted with 🙏 to the above message.]
Hey, have you had a chance to look at the files yet?
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4 February 2021
| yeah, it looks good
Thanks
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| No problems with mentioning Josh, right? Or the Praetor named Bella?
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| nah, at this point it's just confirmation if what people know,
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| Should this be another "Chronicling of Chris Chan" by Lainchu?
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| sounds right, unless you have anohter format in mind
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| Nah, just making sure
Okay, cool
Should be ready in a couple days
Thanks
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Thread on the Taser Incident
5 February 2021
| The former, i asked nol if I should hold onto the info or post, he said post
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| Alright, it might get more attention if you either add to the Praetor thread or make a new one, and attach screenshots so that people know the veracity of what you're saying.
People see screenshots of Chris's writing, and it tends to pique their interest more than just a quote (edited)
Did Null have any insight into the situation?
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Thinking with Portals and Larry Vaughn's Comments
8 February 2021
10 February 2021
| Hey, here's a new Chronicling that I put together (all of them have Chris's blessing)
[File attachment]
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| Let me know if it looks good to you
I checked and I missed censoring one name; here are the files with that corrected
[File attachment]
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11 February 2021
| That could be useful
Wonder how much Larry Vaughn is telling the truth and how much is him trying to look like the better person
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| They seem to be trying to present themselves as epic trolls, which is gae af
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| Did you get a chance to look at the files btw?
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Naught Leaves the Place
13 February 2021
| I saw you took off from both cwcki and the place. Everything okay?
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| Yeah, messaged cwc and said let me know if you need anything I'll be around.
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| But why'd you leave? I saw you gave the place to Nova.
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| Cleaning out my server list, i like to be active in the servers I'm in,
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| You were pretty active in there, I thought
Isn't that also a good place to keep an eye on Chris?
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Exiled from The Place
19 February 2021
| Hey, I see I was kicked out of the place. May I ask why?
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Notes
- ↑ This was a video of the Suitress reenacting the "consoom the cum chalice" meme by YandereDev, which she had posted onto the Official CWCki Server.
- ↑ Archive of the page where Larry Vaughn made several unverified claims about the Praetor group.
