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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬	”
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Now

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This Day in Christory

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Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

Da Update

It is currently November 2024. It has been...

20

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

16 November - Chris posts Ultra Sonichu to Cwclight.
11 November
- Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale.
- Chris posts Blake Sonichu and A few previously unanswered questions to Cwclight.
9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art.
5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results.
4 November
- Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen.
- Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020
4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019

PS3 Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Account Creation

NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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