Chris and English

Chris has no idea what this is.

Chris's communication skills, like most other things related to Chris, leave much to be desired.

CWC-isms

As noted in the main article, Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, and then use them with reckless abandon, assuming whoever is reading will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such we get terms like "B-dog" and "noviophobia". He also tends to appropriate existing words and give them new meanings based entirely on his own logic, which is why navy isn't a sea-based military force and China isn't an Asian nation.

This, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly how self-centered Chris is. While the whole purpose of language is to express thoughts and ideas to other people, Chris has managed to create an entire vocabulary that only makes sense to himself.

Written language

Chris, much like any 6-year-old, has trouble focusing on a single topic for extended periods of time. Evidence of this pops up frequently, as he tends to quickly veer off topic to babble about whatever is on his mind. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with him obviously never checking if what he's written reads well, inevitably results in lots of confusing run-on sentences. A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the subject matter at hand. It gives the writings of Chris, a rambling, disjointed feeling, to the point at which it often becomes difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

“	...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", Rosechu is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "Bubbles Rosechu", "Angelica Rosechu", and recently introduced, "Lolisa Rosechu", of whom her Boyfriend, "Jamsta Sonichu", was the one who Interviewed Blanca and her Jiggliami on Radio Station, KCWC.	”
Chris, somehow jumping from movies not being reality to his imaginary radio station.

Chris is also obviously afraid that whatever he's feeling won't be adequately conveyed through his words. He tries to make up for this by relying on ALL CAPS and repeating himself.

“	And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.	”
Chris proving that he never proofreads. From the CWCkipedia article on homosexuality.

As if that wasn't enough, Chris manages to make himself even more incomprehensible with his complete lack of understanding of syntax and semantics. He frequently uses words in the wrong context or as incorrect parts of speech, and his grammar is abhorrent.

“	I, Christian Weston Chandler...look forward to [AXE] making me smell better to attract, and keep one of, women to be my sweetheart.	”
Chris, making no fucking sense

Spelling

Given the fact that he had a chance to correct the spelling mistake during a retcon of Sonichu 7, it proves how much he can't spell for shit.

Amongst all the other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. Although not as bad when compared to his art, since he is mentally challenged, he seems to manage to screw up correctly spelling a word that should be easy to spell. Such examples of his spelling mistakes are "mies" (miles) and "dood" (good). He seems to have trouble with "ein"s, as in "seinor" and "geinus" (genius; it should be noted that the incorrect spelling of this word inevitably makes it sound like another word).

Spoken language

Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, but that's really not saying much. When he addresses us all in one of his many videos his speech is peppered with instances of "uhh" and "hmmm" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also tends to stutter and repeat himself.

“	They should have given it perfect they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the Game Informer.	”
Chris attempting to recommend Brutal Legend.

Chris does a better job staying on topic when speaking then he does while writing, likely because, when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer goal as to what point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is trying to be funny.

“	...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow R. Kelly's bathroom... The Cleveland Show, new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.	”
Chris confusing humor with advertising

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's upset or enraged. His tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums in particular has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts.

“	...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!	”
Chris inserting random details into a hissy fit.

See also

• Chris's resume
• The High School Story
• Anything written on CWCipedia