Chris and...

Chris has an opinion on almost everything, and through his catalog of videos and encounters with others, we've learned a lot about what these opinions are. The "Chris and..." series is where we take frequently occurring or significant topics and explain Chris's known views on them. This article will inform you on the series itself, contains an index listing all of the articles in alphabetical order, and has rules for contributing to the project.

About the "Chris and..." series

The purpose of this series to inform people new to the Chris Chan bubble about what makes Chris who he is today. Chris and articles are broken up into six categories all of which make up Chris:

Life - Articles related to parts of Chris’ everyday life

Psyche/Personality - Articles related to Chris’ mentality and character

Communication - Articles related to Chris’ means of communicating with other people

Society - Articles related to Chris’ opinions on the world and people around him

Business - Articles related to Chris’ knowledge of business and the industry

Skills - Articles related to Chris’ “skills” and “talents”.

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Anger

Main article: Chris and anger

Chris has anger management issues that usually surface when he is under stress. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "tard rage", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly superhuman strength a normally mild-tempered slow-in-the-mind displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "superhuman" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".

Art

Main article: Chris and art

Art has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Ever since the very day Jason Kendrick Howell found out about Chris's creation of Sonichu, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst trolls and weens.

Brand Loyalty

Main article: Chris and brand loyalty

Brand loyalty is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating reality and fiction, Chris tends to think an advertisement is a literal documentation of a product's effectiveness rather than an intrinsically biased attempt to lure consumers and, as a result of his sense of entitlement, he views winning games of chance as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine, has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands," such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.

Business

Main article: Chris and business

Chris launched an online business in June 2014, selling custom arts and crafts through eBay. A year later, he moved shop to Etsy, under a brand titled "Cwcville Shopping." He also began selling printed copies of Sonichu on Lulu.

Censorship

Main article: Chris and censorship

As a result of his massive ego, Chris is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and his work. This has led to him censoring out various comments and remarks from trolls and innocent bystanders alike.

Cinematography

Main article: Chris and cinematography

Chris's approach to cinematography is all kinds of abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or videos. Despite years and years of constant and obviously enthusiastic photography and home video making, Chris hasn't learned anything beyond the basics of this craft. In fact, the way he still routinely fucks up things proves that he is handling cameras far worse than your Average Joe...and as we've seen from what Chris has done to his PSEye, "bad camera handling" can be interpreted in 2 ways.

Contests

Main article: Chris and contests

Ever since the early 1990s, Chris has entered a number of contests. Chris places great weight on his success and failure with regards to promotional contests. He becomes elated and sees victory as a indication of his own greatness when he wins, yet he becomes enraged and lashes out at the winners when he loses.

Copyright

Main article: Chris and copyright

As with many things, Chris has a very limited understanding of copyright and of how it's enforced. He is vaguely aware of what it is: some sort of a legal right that creators of things have that lets these creators to tell others what they can and can't do – a very naïve view, though not entirely incorrect.

Cosplaying

Main article: Chris and cosplaying

Cosplay, short for "costume play", is a type of performance art in which a person dresses up as a character or idea. The practice is commonly seen in the anime fandom, but can also be seen in other fan realms, such as video games and Star Trek. Chris was first seen in cosplay attire with the famous Ash Ketchum costume. Any attempts at cosplay are usually rare; however, a major wave of cosplaying by Chris, presumably to impress/amuse Jackie, appeared in late 2010.

Death

Main article: Chris and death

Death is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a human or an animal, or even a fictional character.

Ego

Main article: Chris and his ego

Egotism is the most important and self-destructive of Chris's flaws. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing Kick the Autistic in real life.

English

Main article: Chris and English

Chris's English skills, like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his autism, which often results in awkward speech patterns.[1] He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at James Madison University. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general.

F-M

Fashion

Main article: Chris and fashion

Gender

Main articles: Chris and gender and Tomgirl

Health

Main article: Chris and health

Hypocrisy

Main article: Chris and hypocrisy

Industry

Main article: Chris and the industry

Internet

Main article: Chris and the internet

Journalism

Main article: Chris and journalism

Kindness

Main article: Chris and kindness

Knowledge

Main articles: Honor Roll and Manchester High Leaks

Law

Main article: Chris and the law

Money

Main articles: Chris and money and Financhu Crisis

Music

Main article: Chris and music

N-S

Negotiation

Main article: Chris and negotiation

Oration

Main article: Chris and oration

Politics

Main article: Chris and politics

Psychology

Main article: Chris and psychology

Race

Main article: Chris and race

Reality

Main article: Chris and reality

Religion

Main article: Chris and religion

Remorse

Main article: Chris and remorse

Sex

Main article: Chris and sex

Sexism

Main articles: Women's rights and JERKS

Sexuality

Main articles: Homos and SLGBTQ

Socialization

Main article: Chris and socialization

Spanish

Main article: Spanish

Stress

Main article: Chris and stress

T-Z

Television

Main article: Chris and television

Video Games

Main article: Video games

Writing

Main article: Chris and writing

Zealotry

Main article: Chris and zealotry

Want to contribute?

Is there an important aspect of Chris’:

• Life
• Psyche/Personality
• Means of Communication
• Opinions on Society
• Knowledge of Business
• Skills

that we have missed? Is there an already existing article that you feel should be a Chris and… article? Feel free to contribute a new “Chris and…” article to the Cwcki. This doesn't go without a few rules though.

If you’re topic:

• Isn’t part of one of the six categories listed above
• Has already been explained in other Chris and… articles
• Doesn't result in an article of decent length
• Is too narrow (Topics such as Chris’ Autism)
• Was derived from shear speculation
• Hasn't been drafted

then bugger off, we’re better off without your shitty article.

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• Add the name of your topic to this template in the correct spot. (Be mindful that all of the topics are alphabetized and categorized)
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