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[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's first known drawing. Considering how he draws now, this is probably as bad as he can get.]]
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's first known drawing.]]
[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's more recent styling. Notices the fail in it?]]
 
[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|right|One of Chris's more recent fails.]]
 
'''Art''' has, and always will be, Chris's selling point. From the very day "[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]" found out about Chris and his creation of Sonichu to today, many people have been drawn to Chris because of his infamous work (and stay because of what else he's done). To this day, many people wish to see more of it and will go to [[Ivy|extreme]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|measures]] to get him to work more.
'''Art''' has, and always will be, Chris's selling point. From the very day "[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]" found out about Chris and his creation of Sonichu to today, many people have been drawn to Chris because of his infamous work (and stay because of what else he's done). To this day, many people wish to see more of it and will go to [[Ivy|extreme]] [[CChanSonichuCWC|measures]] to get him to work more.


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==Chris and the Medium==
==Chris and the Medium==


Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. While it may have improved since the day he first drew Sonic the Hedgehog, there's still considerable room for improvement. Sad to say, Chris refuses to improve, thinking that what he's doing now is the shit. In fact, Chris is incapable of drawing simple straight lines or even coloring within his lines 100% of the time.
Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. While it may have improved since the day he first drew Sonic the Hedgehog, there's still considerable room for improvement. Sad to say, Chris refuses to improve, thinking that what he's doing now is the shit. In fact, Chris is incapable of drawing simple straight lines or even coloring within his lines 100% of the time. Despite possessing an editor that can place type into pages, Chris prefers to color his artwork using Crayola Fuckin' Magic Markers.


Chris started out with a realistic, though cartoonish, style: rounded eyes, angled noses, and rounded heads. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga and sought to emulate them, all to impress his then-current [[gal-pal]], [[Megan Schroeder]]. This can easily be seen in the many retarded nuances that come with that Japanese style: huge, rectangular eyes, emotion lines, and, of course, panty shots.
Chris started out with a realistic, though cartoonish, style: rounded eyes, angled noses, and rounded heads. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga and sought to emulate them, all to impress his then-current [[gal-pal]], [[Megan Schroeder]]. This can easily be seen in the many retarded nuances that come with that Japanese style: huge, rectangular eyes, emotion lines, and, of course, panty shots.
He colors with Crayola Magic Markers. Despite having a type of editor that can slap his type onto his pages, Chris doesn't have the patience to sit there and color his pages and prefers to use his markers to color his artwork.


Worst of all, Chris shows no interest in proportion or even basic anatomy. The manga style allows for some artistic license when drawing human beings, but Chris's should nevertheless be revoked. From one drawing to the next, Chris draws his characters - and even himself - differently. Limbs change shape, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable. In short, Chris is an anti-artist.
Worst of all, Chris shows no interest in proportion or even basic anatomy. The manga style allows for some artistic license when drawing human beings, but Chris's should nevertheless be revoked. From one drawing to the next, Chris draws his characters - and even himself - differently. Limbs change shape, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable. In short, Chris is an anti-artist.

Revision as of 16:08, 8 September 2009

Chris's first known drawing.
One of Chris's more recent fails.

Art has, and always will be, Chris's selling point. From the very day "Jason Kendrick Howell" found out about Chris and his creation of Sonichu to today, many people have been drawn to Chris because of his infamous work (and stay because of what else he's done). To this day, many people wish to see more of it and will go to extreme measures to get him to work more.

Over the years, Chris's work has changed from various styles, but things still remain the same: they're unproportional, child-like, unimaginative and HILARIOUS. GodJesus bless his little autistic heart.

Chris and the Medium

Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. While it may have improved since the day he first drew Sonic the Hedgehog, there's still considerable room for improvement. Sad to say, Chris refuses to improve, thinking that what he's doing now is the shit. In fact, Chris is incapable of drawing simple straight lines or even coloring within his lines 100% of the time. Despite possessing an editor that can place type into pages, Chris prefers to color his artwork using Crayola Fuckin' Magic Markers.

Chris started out with a realistic, though cartoonish, style: rounded eyes, angled noses, and rounded heads. Things changed as Chris got into anime and manga and sought to emulate them, all to impress his then-current gal-pal, Megan Schroeder. This can easily be seen in the many retarded nuances that come with that Japanese style: huge, rectangular eyes, emotion lines, and, of course, panty shots.

Worst of all, Chris shows no interest in proportion or even basic anatomy. The manga style allows for some artistic license when drawing human beings, but Chris's should nevertheless be revoked. From one drawing to the next, Chris draws his characters - and even himself - differently. Limbs change shape, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable. In short, Chris is an anti-artist.

Originality

He has none. Let's leave it at that.

Plagiarism and Stealing

From the day Chris drew his Homemade Nintendo Power magazine, it's easy to see that Chris copies what he sees. This easily started with his drawings of Sonic, Mega Man X and the like on there, but it really spiraled out of control with the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu. It's easy to see that, whenever Chris needs an awesome pose or something for a character, he'll usually fall back on what he's seen. This usually means that he'll take a piece of artwork and change it to his own needs.

Even more so, Chris isn't above stealing and even altering others' work just to make it his own. Sonichu's easily a given, but it's really evident when he steals from his TRUE and HONEST fans and sweethearts. Megagi, Jiggliami and Layla were taken from, respectively, Megan, Blanca and Ivy after they abandoned him. The character of Simonla Rosechu was created when Chris took a character Evan created, Simonchu, and slapped breasts and a china on it.

Rule 34

As Chris has no shame, neither does his pictures. Many of Chris's drawings have been hentai-ish in design and has caused quite a stir with many people. Of these pictures, the most damning one of all is the infamous ShecameforCWC.jpg, which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous pedofork. It's these artworks that provoked him to up the age on all of his Sonichus and Rosechus so they can be true, loving couples without any of that messy pedofork undertones.

Still doesn't work, as one of his recent pieces of art ended up getting him tossed out of DeviantArt (Again).

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