Hello, Juffalo

Hello, Juffalo (or Hello, Juffalo.MOV) is another video in which Chris fails at rapping life, performing "Juggalo Family" by Dark Lotus.

Chris tries hard to act like a juggalo by painting his face like a clown, and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending majority of time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. He also gives a shout-out to "Juffalos" which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial poseurs who don't understand the depth and complexity of clown-related rap music.

This is the second time Chris wore makeup, with the first time being shown in War Paint Video.

He dedicates this song to an unnamed Gal-Pal, whose influence likely explains the sudden influx of Chris-chan rap videos.

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Captain's rockin log fans and we're rockin it out loud with Juffalo family for my gal pal. And you want to know if I'll trade 10 Juffalos for a hundred mainstream fans and I said 'I wouldn't trade 10 juffalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans, ten juffalos is pricless.' I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus United we stand, squashing all deadly fo-ces, Been to hell, could of spent an eternity there All the bad shit I done, I should still be there. Juggalos can ya feel me, worldwide, running with the hatchet straight out of Lotus Pod. Always got th' end screaming juggalos [indistinct, attempts to mumble lyrics] juggalos Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go. they keep me going when I'm down and out. I pick phone up drop them a line and hear them shout saying [indistinct] is the shit, until I'm down in the ground! I give a shout to all my homies and killas who keep me started All my juggalos always representing when departed. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I will always have a juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy; say what you will of me, I will always have a Juffalo family [2:42-3:08 he struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the backround]still be baggy, I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby, We used to buy our own records at the stores, so they would think was a hot seller, in other words, But we built a team of killers with the same dream, But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay like Charlie Sheen, We finally realized we will always have the juggalos, I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!

Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will about me, always have a juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy; say what you will of me, always have a Juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, always have a juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, say what you will of me,[indistinct] of me, I will always have a Juffalo family

Lotus, lotus, lotus, lotus, lotus...

"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"

Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, always have a juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy; say what you will of me, always have a Juffalo family. dead bodies make me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, always have a juffalo family. Mass murder make me happy, dead bodies make me happy; say what you will of me, always got a Juffalo family