Hello, Juffalo
Hello, Juffalo (or Hello, Juffalo.MOV) is another video in which Chris fails at rapping life, performing "Juggalo Family" by Dark Lotus.
Chris tries hard to act like a juggalo by painting his face like a clown, and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending majority of time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. He also gives a shout-out to "Juffalos" which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial poseurs who don't understand the depth and complexity of clown-related rap music.
This is the second time Chris wore makeup, with the first time being shown in War Paint Video.
He dedicates this song to an unnamed Gal-Pal, whose influence likely explains the sudden influx of Chris-chan rap videos.
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Captain's rockin log fans and we're rockin it out loud with Juffalo family for my gal pal. And you want to know if I'll trade 10 Juffalos for a hundred mainstream fans and I said 'I would trade 10 juffalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans, ten juffalos is pricless.' I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus United we stand, squashing all deadly forces Been to hell, could of spent eternity there All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there. Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide, running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod. Always got your back till end screaming juggalos Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go. So many people in the matrix die alone, hey not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they keep me going when I'm down and out. I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown. Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground! I give a shout to all my homies and killas who keep me started All my juggalos always representing when departed. Mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I will always have a juffalo family. Mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy; say what you will of me, I will always have a Juffalo family. 6 individuals pedals fall from 1 stem Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends Cause we accend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime Make your mind, juggalo minds to crush mainstream shines Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic. All my life I've been living it all alone [1:57-2:09, struggles to keep up with the lyrics] [2:42-3:08 he struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the backround]