I Got A Fish
In this video, Chris jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of random access humor that he made up plays in the background. Despite his claims, he does not actually have a fish.
Chris may have been inspired by an old European fairy tale, "The Fisherman and His Wife," wherein the fisherman of the title is granted a wish in return for sparing the life of a magical fish. (The story was collected in the early 19th century by the Brothers Grimm, and not long afterward inspired a famous Russian poem by Alexander Pushkin.) Alternatively, he might just be dishing out random gibberish as usual.
The video is so bizarre and stupid that the fucking media got in on it. It's just the radio, but Chris's fail cannot stay contained for much longer.
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| WBCN, hitting the nail on the head. | ||
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Transcript
[song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place]
I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a fiiiiiiiiish! [spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto]
Would ya like to make a wish? [poses like a homo]