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A collection of Chris's orders from Netflix, a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the Wii, the Xbox 360 and the PS3. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent more than six and a half hours a day watching Keeping Up Appearances and South Park.

It's no wonder that Chris never updates anything…

The list contains some surprises; notably, Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for The Story of O - Chris likely chose this based on its description. Unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the 1970s.

Instant Streaming History

Date Title Time
11/13/09 Monty Python: And Now for Something Completely Different 01:35:29
11/13/09 Carrie 01:40:04
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: A Christmas Story 00:01:45
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Casablanca 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Brokeback Mountain 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Caddyshack 00:02:17
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Superman 00:01:01
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Office Space 00:01:10
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Raiders of the Lost Ark 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: The Ring 00:01:05
11/13/09 Keeping Up Appearances A Bon Vivant Buffet 00:29:05
11/13/09 Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy 00:43:44
11/13/09 The Red Skelton Collection Freddy the Freeloader's Christmas Dinner 00:52:02
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: God Is Our Pilot 00:23:14
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: Mutilation Ball 00:22:02
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: Miss Galaxy 5000 00:22:36
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: Sidewalk Soiler 00:24:16
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: The Devil and a Guy Named Webster 00:22:11
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: Totally Recalled 00:22:24
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: 2001 Space Idiocies 00:21:46
11/14/09 Therese and Isabelle 02:04:46
11/14/09 The Pigkeeper's Daughter 01:23:41
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Fight Club 00:02:03
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Christmas Vacation 00:01:13
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Borat 00:01:03
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Bond 00:02:44
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Spider-Man 1 & 2 00:01:06
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2 00:01:02
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: March of the Penguins 00:01:02
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Die Hard 00:03:05
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Napoleon Dynamite 00:01:42
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Saw 00:03:24
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: The Grudge 00:01:28
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Kill Bill 00:01:45
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Snakes on a Plane 00:01:55
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T 00:56:32
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Welcoming the Dishy Vicar 00:29:03
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home 00:29:19
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Let There Be Light 00:32:37
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Sea Fever 01:23:05
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: A Very Merry Hyacinth 00:30:37
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Riparian Entertainments 00:29:17
11/19/09 South Park: Weight Gain 4000 00:23:56
11/19/09 South Park: Volcano 00:37:17
11/19/09 South Park: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 00:37:38
11/19/09 South Park: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride 00:15:20
11/19/09 South Park: Death 00:23:22
11/19/09 South Park: Starvin' Marvin 00:23:00
11/19/09 South Park: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 00:28:23
11/19/09 South Park: Mecha Streisand 00:30:36
11/21/09 Keeping Up Appearances: Angel Gabriel Blue 02:29:18
11/21/09 Keeping Up Appearances: How to Manage a Family Christening 00:30:12
11/21/09 South Park: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut 00:27:08
11/21/09 South Park: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut 00:29:33
11/21/09 South Park: Chickenlover 00:23:11
11/21/09 South Park: Ike's Wee Wee 00:30:35
11/21/09 South Park: Conjoined Fetus Lady 00:23:01
11/21/09 South Park: Mexican Staring Frog 00:25:09
11/21/09 South Park: City on the Edge of Forever 00:47:11
Date Total Time
11/13/2009 5:30:48
11/14/2009 6:30:28
11/15/2009 1:54:54
11/18/2009 2:55:36
11/19/2009 3:39:32
11/21/2009 6:25:18
Total 26:56:36
Average 2:59:37

Queues on 21 November 2009

Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some mass debating material. There are also quite a few horror films.

Instant Queue

Position Title Rating
1 The Babysitters 3.036
2 The House Bunny 3.239
3 This Girl's Life 2.928
4 Carrie 4.0*
5 Transmorphers 1.887
6 9 1/2 Weeks 3.174
7 Dangerous Beauty 3.79
8 Dangerous Liasons 3.753
9 And Now for Something Completely Different 5.0*
10 30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3 3.0*
11 Fear Dot Com 2.633
12 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 3.05
13 The Story of O 2.748
14 En la Cama 2.859
15 Battle in Heaven 2.222
16 Grande Ecole 2.735
17 Heavy Metal 5.0*
18 Virtual Girl 2.231
19 Species IV: The Awakening 2.786
20 Frozen River 3.395
21 Bushwhacked 3.39
22 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0*
23 The Red Skelton Collection 5.0*
24 American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 3.353
25 Sex and Breakfast 2.318
26 Therese and Isabelle 5.0*
27 Virgin 2.604
28 Foreplay 1.778
29 Strictly Sexual 3.011
30 Sleepless in Seattle 3.863
31 Tender Is the Heart 2.206
32 Better Than Sex 2.999
33 If Lucy Fell 2.996
34 Nice Guys Sleep Alone 2.924
35 Shut Up and Kiss Me 2.392
36 Lovelife 2.714
37 Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 3.803
38 The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie 4.047
39 The NeverEnding Story 3.913
40 Inspector Gadget: The Original Series 3.739
41 The Nightmare Before Christmas 3.953
42 Pink Panther: Inspector 3.696
43 MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition 4.213
44 MythBusters: Collection 1 4.21
45 Tripping the Rift: Season 1 3.317
46 Monty Python's Flying Circus 3.901
47 American Swing 2.673
48 Indie Sex 3.276
49 Species III 2.938
50 Quarantine 3.048
51 Street Fighter II: Animated Movie 3.103
52 The Animatrix 3.686
53 The Pigkeeper's Daughter 4.0*
54 Video Vixens 1.883
55 I Want Candy 2.534
56 National Lampoon's Spring Break 1.917
57 Cartoon Noir 2.427
58 Memories 3.667
59 Read or Die 4.054
60 Air TV 3.87
61 Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 3.665
62 Dead Space: Downfall 3.277
63 South Park: Season 1 4.151
64 South Park: Season 2 3.904
65 Tripping the Rift: Season 2 3.622
66 South Park: Season 3 4.043
67 Tripping the Rift: Season 3 3.392
68 South Park: Season 4 4.127
69 South Park: Season 5 4.2
70 South Park: Season 6 4.267
71 South Park: Season 7 4.207
72 South Park: Season 8 4.24
73 South Park: Season 9 4.154

Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

DVD Queue

Position Title Rating
1 Sonic X: Season 5: Disc 2 3.519
Position Title Rating
1 Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1 3.562
2 Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1 N/A
3 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 1 3.838
4 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 2
5 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 3
6 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 4
7 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 1 3.963
8 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 2
9 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 1 3.965
10 Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 2
11 Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 1 3.762
12 Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 2
13 Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 3
14 Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 4
15 Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 1 3.493
16 Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 2
17 Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 3
18 Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 4
19 Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: 1 3.464
20 Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 2
21 Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 3
22 Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 4
23 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1 3.436
24 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2
25 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3
26 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4
27 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1 3.357
28 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2
29 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3
30 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4
31 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5
32 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6
33 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7
34 Transmorphers 1.887
35 Transmorphers: Fall of Man 2.26
36 Carrie 3.746
37 Zombie Strippers 2.556
38 Twilight 3.8
39 Evan Almighty 3.488
40 Adult Swim & Stones Present: Mad Villain 2.393
41 Slayers: Return 3.858
42 Another 9 1/2 Weeks 2.351
43 The First 9 1/2 Weeks 2.835
44 Angels & Demons 3.757
45 Angels & Demons: Bonus Material 2.933
46 The Ring 3.552
47 The Ring Two 3.0
48 Are You Being Served? The Movie 3.31
49 Species II 2.979
50 Species 3.131
51 Fritz the Cat 3.012
52 The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat 2.934
53 Very Private Lesson 2.92
54 Kekko Kamen Surprise! 2.216
55 Kekko Kamen Returns! 2.339
56 Kekko Kamen New!! 2.361
57 Kekko Kamen Strikes Back! 2.559
58 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 1 3.978
59 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 2
60 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 3
61 Elfen Lied: Vol. 1: Vector One 4.17
62 Elfen Lied: Vol. 2: Vector Two
63 Elfen Lied: Vol. 3: Vector Three
64 Elfen Lied: Vol. 4: Vector Four
65 Shaun of the Dead 3.959

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