Saga
A saga (from the old Norse sögur) is an overall story arch of events.
In the world of Christian Weston Chandler, the term is used to describe any on-going trolling effort that produces considerable drama. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with Miyamoto saga and the term has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term dynasty).
Some argue that the usage may have originated with Vivian Gee's Audiobook saga project.
List of Sagas
Megan Saga
- Main article: Megan Schroeder
The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a Pokémon TCG League meeting at The GAMe PLACe, which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking hand drawn pornography that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris.
Adam Stackhouse Saga
In June of 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be cockblocked beaten by a much superior entry, made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in madman style threats and several angry emails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time, before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, trolls would control the content.
ED Saga
In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and put up the Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how divinely retarded he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.
Blanca Saga
- Main article: Blanca Weiss
Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how tenacious and strange Chris could be about relationships, revealing several quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any white-knighting efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's medallions.
Jimmy Hill Saga
- Main article: Jimmy Hill
At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to stress out and provide proof of the infringement. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.
Clyde Cash Saga
- Main article: Clyde Cash
In an attempt to get back at Chris for his brother's suicide, Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder before taking his own life. The saga would result in a top secret organization hell-bent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. The saga only ended with the apparent death of its creator. Despite this, Chris believes he's still out there, trolling him...
In September 2009, Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash, somehow thinking that he and Gregg Mays were one and the same. In the process, he's made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a national tragedy!
PandaHalo Saga
- Main article: PandaHalo
When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when she was found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the Scrapbook of Fail and Slideshow.
Miyamoto Saga
- Main article: Miyamoto Saga
In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll Shigeru Miyamoto, who would attempt to try to make his Sonichu game fantasy a reality. Chris's ineptitude and inability to do... well... anything other than be a lazy fuck resulted horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, Reggie Fils-Aimé shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a Powerpoint project that talked in great length about himself... and very little about his game.
Julie Saga
- Main article: Julie
In Feburary 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be JUUUUULAAAAAAAAY! Julie, who was in actuality BlueSpike. In this brief time frame, BlueSpike would release the infamous sex tape, force Chris to declare BILLY MAYS mayor of CWCville and destroy his second medallion, sticking it in his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the PVCC and this very wiki.
Ivy Saga
- Main article: Ivy
In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his most creepiest, scarring many trolls and CWC-watchers. The saga also resulted in a proposal of marriage. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from Joshua Martinez and interference from Bob Chandler and Rocky Shoemaker.
Liquid Chris Saga
- Main article: CChanSonichuCWC
In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christan Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, Ian Brandon Anderson, would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of Sonichu 9, something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.
Recently, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love Kacey. In the end, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey, leaving Ian to be butthurt.
CWCipedia Saga
- Main article: CWCipedia
In early June 2009, Chris was given the CWCipedia, a Wiki-styled web page, by Cogsdev so that Chris can use to upload his Sonichu comics, blog, and personal life to, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubles as a source for the CWCki to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.
On November 19, 2009, perhaps one of the greatest features the Wiki introduced was the Mailbag, in which a dump of all fan emails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provides insight into how Chris responds to trolls through email about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, Autism, etc.
Since November 23, 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger syndrome, and the Asperpedia have taken residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Most recently, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris has complained repeatedly to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which will pay for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations [1]. All of this has "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming death threats upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress free, ad-free front page [2].
Asperchu Saga
- Main article: Asperchu
In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called Asperchu, starring the titular Electric Asperger's Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring Asperchu and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fan fiction and a parody. The popularity of Asperchu, combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is Sonichu 10, has led many of Chris's fans to abandon Sonichu and go to Asperchu.
Most of January has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also Evan, Sean and Asperpedia user Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the entire usage of Simonla Rosechu.
The future
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies. Template:Documents