Forgot the Glitter

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Forgot the Glitter (leaked as vjtuevvjkdufkbjtdv [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which a distressed Chris performs a jiggle-dance in the changing room of a Walmart for Jackie, showing off his fat ass on which he has drawn some sort of Tomgirl symbol, all after lamenting that he can not do this in an actual store aisle as he had evidently promised. Interesting to note is Chris's discomfort in performing such a humiliating request- a reluctance that, while healthy and expected of a sane individual, has been until now absent in Chris's pursuit of appeasing a sweetheart.

Video

Forgot the Glitter
Performance Style	Crazy
Saga	Jackie Tomgirl
Shirt	Red tank top

Transcript

[We see Chris in his tom girl get up, bent over to talk to the camera in a change room in Walmart]

I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded then I thought(?)

What the hell is going on with that light(?)

Anyway mmmm. Enjoy the 2 minutes in the dressing room here.

[Chris begins to shake his body]

Walla walla Walmart Walla walla Walmart, Walla walla walla walla walla Walmart walla walla

[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera]

Walla walla Walmart walla walla walla walla Walmart.

deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Walmart

walla walla Walmart walla walla Walmart shake that, walla walla Walmart

[Puts his skirt down and continues dancing]

Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Walmart

Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla

shake your butt shake your butt, walla walla walmart.

[Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up]

oh! the things i do for love, and I forgot the glitter.

(sigh) Jackie i'll progress(?)