PS3 History Level

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PS3 History Level is a boring Little Big Planet level Chris made in during his period of solitary confinement in 2008. It really sucks up to the PS3, and therefore it was immediately featured on the LBP site. The reaction of the other LBP fans was however quite funny when nudes of Chris leaked onto the forum. Also note the number of times Chris shouts out "Yay!", despite him proclaiming his straightness for the nth time in the video.

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Prize bubbles coming down... they're all the icons. Yayyyyyyy!

Bubbles

Note: Typos are his. (Hopefully, double-check. Can't even spell Playstation right...)

Hello, LittleBiGCommunity! I have created this level in tribute to the Playstation 3's 2nd Year

So, let's pop the Preffered Hi-Definition Blu-Ray Disc in, and I will tell my story of me & PS3.

Before I got my PS3, I've been rockin' with Sonichu, Sonic and Guitar Hero.

I was also playing my PSP. Make LittleBiGPlanet Remote Play compatible; It Can Work.

In anticipation of my Planned Purchase of my 60GB PS3, I had reserved Sonic the Hedgehog.

And here's the Limited Edition 15th Anniversay Figure to prove it. :)

I have [?] from the start, Blue Blu-Ray Cases, because look...

The Discs are Blu-Ray, so BLUE is TRUE for PS3 Discs, and...

It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES.

I get a set of 25 cases off of eBay, but if you can find them in your stores, good.

And from the people of Adult Swim(tm), "Robot Chicken" had their Video Contest with a PS3 to win

And featured in my entry Video, I built one from Lego Bricks and Pixelblocks.

Would have made one from WOOD if it was HARD enough. :D

March 17, 2006. I was able to afford and buy the 60GB Playstation 3, I've also got Wi-Fi @ Home

Also, August of '07, I was one of 10 winners in the Parappa Contest with my winning Video.

I won a copy of the PSP version of the PSOne classic, a charm, HIS hat, and 5 PSP-1000 Skins.

I would like to take this moment to remind y'all who play this level of Real Music Heroes...

Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy!

I have read that Parappa was the VERY FIRST to introduce Button-Press-Syncing & Music Games.

Without Parappa, we would NOT have D.D.R. or Singstar, or even Guitar Hero without Lammy! :)

I talk a lot about Rockin' with Guitar Hero, but I don't play for a moment without remembering.

Um Jammer Lammy; the ORIGINAL Guitar Hero! She should be a Guest Star in a G.H. Game w. Parappa

Take the hint; Rock with Lammy & Parappa on Playstation 3!

All Guitar Hero Adds, All PSOne Classics, Tekken 5 and MORE, Only @ the Playstation Store!

http://www.sonichu.net, http://www.us.playstation.com, the Playstation Blog, +

Sonic, Guitar Hero (3, Aero, W.T.), E.O.J., S.C.IV, Folklore, Motorstorm, Mirrors Edge, L.B.P. +

Transformers, Family Guy, Sex & the City, Samurai Pizza Cats, Sailor Moon, PGSM, ATHFCMFFT, +

Britney Spears, C.W.C., Guitar Hero ALL. Soundtracks, Sonic CD with "Sonic Boom" of Pastichi, +

All Sonichu & Rosechu Images, including my Comic Book Pages, as seen on Sonichu.net! +

Me, My Sweetheart, and Ohter Countries. I can fly quickly to the Japan Store! :)

To move ahead, Head HOME.

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And Now, the Titles among my Collection that Truly Shows Off PS3's Potential!

But, we must REALLY Tip the Waiters of Every Gamestop and all those Stores who carry...

LittleBiGPlanet! YAY!!!!! :D

Hello, welcome to Gamestop. The C.W.C. Certificate?! Yes, Sir!

And with all those games, you get a FREE Guitar and Playstation Eye Camera; Power 2 the Players!

Thank you for shopping at Gamestop; your receipt is in the bag. Have a Great Day. :D

Black Friday of '07, I bought and upgraded to a 160 GB SATA HDD for my PS3...

But Mid-October of '08, I've upgraded to 320 GB; learn how to get more Memory for your Buck here

In the long run still, I have grown and learned more with my Playstation 3...

I've ventured to other cultures from my home...

I've grown more techonological, more so than with Nintendo...

I've shared my Art...

My songs...

my voice and honest opinions...

Surfed the Web within my Pleasure.

Found a less costly way to get more games and movies.

And made some new Acquaintances and Friends.

And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise.

Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well.

And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me.

Plastaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself.

Higher Definition equals Better Points of View.

Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury.

Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation.

And with Priceless Expierences, an honest sense of satisfaction,

And a more mature winning attitude.

Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...

My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever

Transcript

Hello, LittleBigPlanet community! And everyone in the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase. I'm here to introduce the level I've submitted to the LittleBigChallenge. This is it. So... go here, and heart it. I'm gonna play it for you once.

Right, so there's a lot of talk. You don't have to go through all of it. But I basically tell my story. That's me and my PS3. Opportunity to jam on my guitar. [Sings something?]

Right, so like I said. You just run through all the text I put in. Unless you wanna see 'em all.

But look, my pixelated PS3 is being put together, Tetris style. ... It completed, and look what else comes down!

You get pixelated PS3 this way. As well as the real one I put together from a- a worse ver- a worse version of someone else put together. And I talk about Parappa the Rapper and UmJammer Lammy. The original Singstar and Guitar Hero.

Yeah, so let's put Lammy and Parappa in a Guitar Hero game as guest star characters. Take the hint, Activision or Sony.

Right, so [?] prize bubbles [?] Uh oh...

And we are at the XrossMediaBar I put together for each individual icon. And here's another photo opportunity.

Life of the PlayStation! Yayyyyyy...

Two ladders, but I think you know which one to choose to go up on.

Not too easy, but the time... but you figure it out.

Welcome to the PlayStation Store! Yayyyyyyy...

Prize pubbles coming down. They're all the icons! Yayyyy....

[somewhat unintelligible talk over the game sounds] ...move on... head home... collect the prize bubbles... all the icons on the PlayStation 3 XrossMediaBar.

Also, over here, you'll get 20 bubbles out of the trophy.

Here's a tip. More bubbles. Get 'em on your way down. To going home.

Yep.

And there's my PlayStation 3 Guitar. Custom painted.

(singing) Jumpin' up the ladder... (normal voice) doing all the XrossMediaBar icons. [??? Igloo-enno choppy bay!]

Make new friends on the PlayStation Network.

Jump at the last bubble here. ...aaaand here.

Take a pride of you, some of the games in my collection.

And... [??? Royal debt.]

[an attempt at jamming along the music]

Hot chicks! In the three games! Uh, make that four. It's Sex and the City. Whoop-de-do. Yayyyyy! I'm straight, don't doubt me!

LittleBigPlanet. LittleBigPlanet. Yayyyyyy!

Check out the chick at the cash register, at your local GameStop.

And a couple of games that Sony has decided to do for me. Not yet [???].

And yes, there is a receipt in the bag. Make sure you check it out. Close-up. You'll get a copy of the receipt, and the prize bubbles [unintelligible over game sounds].

More bang for your buck with more memory.

Make sure you jump off, because that button is on the directional format.

Oops.

I'll win a prize for acing the level. A Sonic trophy.

Of course you want to jump on the PSP. Move on at this point.

And now you can swing on the XrossMediaBar icons. And you want to make sure you've got plenty of room for all the shopping you just did in this level.

It's a double-[??? life]. Bubble-[??? life] is like three a bag. More power for your buck!

In case you don't make it, or you're taking the paper airplane over there, [unintelligible yodelling] over there. For the five second delay.

Be sure to check out all individual story-[?] all individual talks, to enjoy whole story of my life with the PlayStation 3. Best choice. Among the consoles. Even lots better than the Hexbox. We will be number two choice.

LOOK AT THAT! TRIP UP!

Here's some- did whole bunch of prize bubbles that way, but I'm saving time, so let's go this way and finish the level.

Be sure to grab the circle or the arrows so you can grab the microphone.

It's not impossible. Take your time.

Or just keep pressing forward.

Life without PlayStation. We're talking about life with PlayStation.

Winning att-roo-with trophies.

PlayStation 3 and Portable are truly a place that I can call...

Digital Home. Yayyyyy! PlayStation Home. A digital home. Only on PlayStation 3! Coming soon, hopefully. Thank you Sony. Best upgrade ever.

So. Let's win me that crown[?], please! Heart this level! It's truly fantastic! From the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. It took me a whole weekend to put this together.

Thank you in advance for hearting my level! And thank you to everyone who have hearted it already. Have a good day!

See also

Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks