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'''Cheerleader''' is a video leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris acts as a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]] for Jackie, wearing a tank top and [[Tomgirl Saga|denim skirt]]. | '''Cheerleader''' is a video leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris acts as a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]] for Jackie (or "Jacjie"), wearing a tank top and [[Tomgirl Saga|denim skirt]]. | ||
For reasons unknown, the video is sped up slightly faster than normal, although this fails to make the process of viewing it any less drawn-out or excruciating. | For reasons unknown, the video is sped up slightly faster than normal, although this fails to make the process of viewing it any less drawn-out or excruciating. | ||
Revision as of 15:47, 26 February 2012
Cheerleader is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris acts as a cheerleader for Jackie (or "Jacjie"), wearing a tank top and denim skirt.
For reasons unknown, the video is sped up slightly faster than normal, although this fails to make the process of viewing it any less drawn-out or excruciating.
Video
| Cheerleader | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Saga |  
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| Shirt | Yellow tank top |
Transcript
[The whole video is visibly sped up in editing]
[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.] Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!
[Chris unsuccessfully tries to spell 'KICK" with his body.]
[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]
J! A! C! J! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? Jackie! Jackie! Who's that girl who-- she's so sweet! Jackie! Jackie!
[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]