ModNation Racers

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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in many children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

How Modnation looks in Chris's mind

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little surprise. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some tard-rage present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

Beta screen caps

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  Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

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  Sonichu license plate

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  Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

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  Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Gallery

Chris's ModNation characters

Chris Sonichu Rosechu Lego Chris The Infomaniac A "Transformer" Excel Hyatt Wild Sonichu Punchy Sonichu Magi-Chan Bubbles Rosechu Angelica Count Graduon American Rabbit Patti-Chan Chris-Chan Sonichu Princess Clara Foxxy Love A basketball player from Chris' high school ...and a cheerleader to pair him off with. Another basketball player. ...and someone to pair him off with. Bionic the Hedgehog A Transformer(?) wearing a Manchild High shirt PaRappa the Rapper Tiara Boobowski Son-Chu Male devil troll Female devil troll Fighting trolls everywhere with the creepy stare ...And Sarah Palin, apparently. Laziest character design, EVER! Chris from the year 2000. ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for someone. DELETED sometime after the "breakup". ...creepy, disturbing love. But love none the less! Hex Box! PS3. Lord Palzzo from Excel Saga. Black Sonichu. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers long after his wife was. Wiimote Sony Move controller. Sodium One Soldier CWC Psychlight A drag racer.

Chris's ModNation cars

A car for Sonichu And Rosechu too! Son-Chu Hot Wheels More Hot Wheels Nothing to see here Not gay at all. Transformation not included A casket Nintendo Wiimote Au "Naturel" Prowler Count Graduon's Scepter The American Rabbit's rollerskate A van featured in the series Drawn Together A kart for Chris-Chan Sonichu Another game franchise ruined by Chris... The short bus Who you gonna call? The TrollBusters! Perfect for running over those pesky trolls. Of all the robots from this show, he makes this instead of the gynoids. So much for "moving forward" Salt Shooter tank A car with gender identity issues

"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks
Downtown CWCville Park CWCville Forest CWCville Mountains CWCvillle Beach ModNation City

High-res character mods

Jackie. Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan". Patti. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy. Dog tails don't work that way. Duuuuuude. Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?" Sonichu, with a painted-on face. Sonichu, with a painted-on tail. Rosechu, a deer in Chris's headlights. Rosechu's back. Bubbles, very scared of Chris. Angelica, very scared of Chris. Wild, in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques. Punchy, having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears. Magi-Chan, using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass. Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it. Count Graduon, demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon. Chris-Chan Sonichu, like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.

High-res vehicle mods

Built for Zapping to the Extreme®. Sonichu's carsona. Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation. Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine. Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it. For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party. Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design. The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside and inside. Solar power and ship's wheel. Based on the graduation nightmare. Chris is happy because this is a truly familiar design. Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises! Cue glam metal background music.

High-res race shots

External links

• Chris's ModNation profile