Greetings to Kacey's folks

Greetings to Kaceys folks is a video uploaded on 31 October 2009 where, being an old-fashioned kinda guy, impostor Ian Brandon Anderson introduces himself to Kacey's parents. In order to present himself as a decent human being, he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own failures, shortcomings, and serious anger management issues. He also appears satisfied with his recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.

"A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin plays throughout, leftover from his previous video which was directed to Kacey.

Video

“	Hello, Mr. and Mrs. D, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.	”
Ian's description text for the video

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Transcript

["A Whole New World" is heard in background]

Good day, Mr and Mrs D, Kacey's parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video... yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the previous Chris that uhh, ya'll got to know. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went crazy... and all that but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am very strong, a matter of fact I just did thirty push-ups which you can see in a recent YouTube video on this same account.

I feel like I am honest, loyal and reliable. I ca-I prefer to keep a soft spoken tone of voice. But-but when I have to, I can be argumentative and such. I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes some takes some time to think about things, but yeah when it does not take much though I can come up with a decision my way - and [click] quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, if definitely took a while, you know, to get to know Kacey that I love her- that I care about her so much and I love her.

But anyway. I feel like I am good boyfriend material. I guess because of my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh, ya'll will allow me to get- be closer with your daughter in communication and... you know, location. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions of me and her second time as well. Hmm. Anyway, whasa- anyway, I-anyway I look forward to meeting you both. So.. Have a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.

See also

• My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey