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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]],uh,  encyclopedia about [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|SHIT]] IS TOO [[Duck|MINOR]]! ''</div>
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Revision as of 09:15, 26 August 2017

JULAY!
Welcome to the JULAY!
The TRUE and HONEST,uh, encyclopedia about Ian Brandon Anderson.
WHERE NO, UH, POOP IS TOO SMALL!
We currently have 24,967 articles... and counting!

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Quote-unquote of the Now

“ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ”
Chris's most recent tweet.
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dont go,uh,gropin anyone tonight, im meebzorkin

Begging Counter

uh... w**d, uh, poop

Article of the Now

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The SingStar Challenge was a video competition phase of the CWCivil War, initiated by Solid Chris. Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle IBAChandler) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as Liquid Chris (posting as CChanSonichuCWC) outdid Solid's talents in his own videos. This included playing More Than a Feeling on a real guitar, shaming Solid's Guitar Hero rendition. Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.

The challenge would have a unique legacy among Christory, as it cemented the popular image of Liquid Chris as a relatively "harmless" troll in the eyes of many fans who look at the Classic Era with rose-tinted glasses. Years later, fans would recreate the story of the challenge as a mod to the ever-popular online rhythm game Friday Night Funkin'. Chris would eventually create his own spiritual successor after his extended stint in jail, challenging the vocals of an artificial intelligence version of his voice that could sing popular songs instead of Liquid Chris.

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This Day in Christory

SPOILER: He got better

Today in Christory, in 2009, Clyde Cash was found dead in his apartment, one day after Chris called for his fanbase to hunt him down.

Despite acknowledging his death three months later, Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at him anyway, just to be on the safe side.

By September 16 of that year, Chris had realized Clyde had been alive all along, and resumed threatening him on Youtube.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
58
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

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