User:Superspongebobbros

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Welcome to my user page!

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), Sonichu lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

Things I have done

• Began rewriting the Sonichu (character) page.
• Added a plethora of new files.
• Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
• Redirected most of the redirects that linked to Sonichu and Rosechu's children instead of Robee Sonichu, Cera Rosechu, or Christine Rosechu.
• Made other, mostly minor edits.
• Began rewriting Chris and stress.
• Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.

Things I plan to do/Things I am working on

• Work on some of the more recently made pages.
• Finish cutting down that internet the Sonichu the Animated Series page to match CWCki standards.
• Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
• Work on the pages for other Sonichu characters.
• Finish rewriting Chris and stress.
• Update the Sonichu chronology page.
• Redirect links to Sonichu pages from the CWCipedia to here.
• Rewrite the Blanca Weiss article.

My history with Chris-Chan

I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is Chris's Patreon announcement, and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of a tweet by Chris about Ted Bundy in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the Idea Guys). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made

• Once I wrote a letter to Chris asking him to make an issue of Sonichu involving Pmurt and a character I liked. I never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a ween and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
• Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
• Chris's art skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
• Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
• Chris predicted KonoSuba since both Sonichu and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are slow-in-the-mind.
• The vandalization of the CWCipedia was arguably ween-driven, since it made no real attempt to mess with Chris other than "Chris hates pickles so let's spam the site with pickles," which even then is just the regular modus operandi of your average 4chan user.
• The only good thing about Sonichu #13 is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
• I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in Fistofthesonichu.JPG. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on the cover of volume 16 of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from the cover of volume 21.
• My favorite Chris video is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!.
• The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
• I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
• One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures predicted the creation of Boruto.

My Questions for Chris

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the CWC Questions Depository page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

• Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to Blanca the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
• Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched this year?
• Will you resume Sonichu #16?
• What are your thoughts on David Bowie?
• A lot of people have theorized that Chris's Colossal Chan form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?
• What happened to Flame the Sunbird after Sonichu #3?
• Of the three initial villains in Sonichu #13 (Kuromi, Akan, and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
• Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from Sonichu #13 the same as IBAChandler from Sonichu #9?
• Why was the comic version of Liquid Chris named IBAChandler?
• What are the songs contained in Christian's Favorite Hits 2?
• Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
• Will we see another Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album released?
• What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the recent election?
• What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
• Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"

Other Cool Things

Sandbox for rewriting articles about Sonichu.

Sandbox for transcripts.

Sandbox for rewriting other articles.

Quote of the Day

"I diagnose you with dead." - Dr. Pig, 2017