Forgot the Glitter
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Forgot the Glitter (leaked as vjtuevvjkdufkbjtdv [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which a distressed Chris performs a jiggle-dance in the changing room of a Walmart for Jackie. Originally a performance intended to be taped in the store's aisles, Chris had to settle for humiliating himself privately in the fitting rooms due to the fact that the store was busier than he had anticipated.
Chris, dressed in his gut-wrapping red tank top and jean skirt, wobbles his fat rolls back and forth while uttering nonsense for almost two minutes. In the course of the video, he lifts his skirt to reveal the Transgender symbol inscribed on his left ass cheek. This is a rather curious choice of body art given Chris' continual derision of gay men, as the transgender symbol is traditionally associated with the LGBT community. Although the symbol appears to be rendered in Crayola marker and not tattoo ink, it wouldn't be entirely past Chris to have himself forever branded like the gender-confused cow he strives to be.
Interesting to note is Chris's discomfort in performing such a bizarre request; a reluctance that, while healthy and expected of a sane individual, has been absent in Chris's pursuit of appeasing a sweetheart until now. Still though, the completed video further illustrates that when china is involved, "dignity" is not a word in Chris's vocabulary.
Video
| Forgot the Glitter | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
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| Shirt | Red tank top |
| Other |  Leaked
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Transcript
[We see Chris in his tom girl get up, bent over to talk to the camera in a change room in Walmart]
I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded then I thought(?)
What the hell is going on with that light(?)
Anyway mmmm. Enjoy the 2 minutes in the dressing room here.
[Chris begins to shake his body]
Walla walla Walmart Walla walla Walmart, Walla walla walla walla walla Walmart walla walla
[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera]
Walla walla Walmart walla walla walla walla Walmart.
deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Walmart
walla walla Walmart walla walla Walmart shake that, walla walla Walmart
[Puts his skirt down and continues dancing]
Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Walmart
Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla
shake your butt shake your butt, walla walla walmart.
[Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up]
oh! the things i do for love, and I forgot the glitter.
(sigh) Jackie i'll progress. Check my progress.