List of places that have banned Chris
Though he's a grown adult, at least physically, Chris is not above throwing tantrums and generally being a nuisance in public places like the manchild he really is. Due to his terrible behavior, Chris has been banned from many places. Some of them have been temporary, some of them permanent. It just proves that Chris can't go anywhere without screwing it up for himself.
Locations
The GAMe PLACe
- Main article: The GAMe PLACe
According to Mimms, Chris has been banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. The permaban came on 28 August 2008, when Chris got confrontational with a black child.
Charlottesville Fashion Square
- Main article: Charlottesville Fashion Square
Chris was busted twice here, once for loitering and again for shouting in public. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning Hanna was trolling him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired.
Wal-Mart
- Main article: Wal-Mart
Chris was twice kicked out of Wal-Mart. On 23 June 2005, the manager of the store's McDonald's (depicted as the B-Manajerk by Chris in the comics) attempted to arrest Chris for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June 2005, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Wal-Mart confronted Chris, but being the stubborn, pig-headed, JERK-hating manchild he is, he refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran over one of them. In late 2009, he returned to Wal-Mart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a sports bra.
Target
- Main article: Target
On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Wal-Mart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on exploiting their free soda refill deal while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to Emily, Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. Pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!
Burger King
On the morning of July 3, a field agent reported that he spotted Chris and his father at a local Burger King. Bob was arguing with the cashier over exactly how much he was supposed to pay for his coffee—likely because he'd arrived too late to get a discount on it. At some point during the fight, Chris joined in and yelled "so loud, it would awaken the dead". Bob may have also accused the cashier of racism due to him being white. If they're both not banned from the establishment already, we can safely assume that they're not going back.
Web sites
deviantART
- Main article: deviantART
Chris has twice been banned from deviantART. Both times were for the same reason: sexual imagery without using the proper mature content filters. The first time was around May 2009, most likely due to the imagery from Sonichu 7; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in Sonichu 9 and the sex scene between Blake and Bubbles in Sonichu 8.
YouTube
- Main article: YouTube
Chris has abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of three insulting videos he posted in tandem on 10 July 2009.
Wikipedia
- Main article: Chris and Wikipedia
On May 1, 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a sockpuppet of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever returning.
Flipnote Hatena
- Main article: Flipnote Hatena
After uploading and re-uploading numerous flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading flipnotes on 2 July 2010. However Chris has managed to evade his ban by, apparently, purchasing a new DSi in early August.
Organizations
The Cub Scouts
Chris stated in part 4 of his KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special that he was kicked out of the "Wolf Cub Scouts" in the late 80s because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggests that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believes this to be the reason he is banned. In Mailbag 18, Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.
Piedmont Virginia Community College
- Main article: Piedmont Virginia Community College
Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st birthday, 24 February 2003. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to Emily, however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his Love Quest this day.
The second incident occurred when, in mid-October 2003, Dean of Student Services Mary Lee Walsh spotted Chris and his Attraction Sign and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris raged and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a psychiatrist and go to anger management classes (all of which have failed).
Grace Baptist Church
- Main article: Grace Baptist Church
Chris was banned from his old church in 2008. He claimed in an email with lordsillynipples, "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in my video I did on my 25th Birthday, and he found the ED page." Later, in Mailbag 14, he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.
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